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# Joe Wenderoth

(1966)   Poet

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Joe Wenderoth is a poet.

## Quick Facts About Joe Wenderoth

Born June 29, 1966

Profession Poet

## About Joe Wenderoth

American poet... \| Joe Wenderoth is an American poet. He has published seven books: five books of poetry, an epistolary novel, and a book of essays. His work has been published in Harpers, The Nation, The Anchor Book of New American Short Stories, Best American Poetry 2007, Best American Essays 2008, Poetry 180, The N

##  Quotes by Joe Wenderoth

> [“Today I bought a small Frosty. This may not seem significant, but the fact is: I'm lactose intolerant. Purchasing a small Frosty,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-wenderoth/today-i-bought-a-small-frosty-this-may-not-seem-significant-but-the/)

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