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# Joe Cater

 **4** quotes in **4** categories

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##  Quotes by Joe Cater

> [“On the roads around where I live there are large numbers of idiots who will not park their cars on their driveways.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-cater/on-the-roads-around-where-i-live-there-are-large-numbers-of-idiots/)

[Joe Cater](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-cater/)

[Idiots](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/idiots/)

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> [“I refuse to use buses and trains, if you’re over the age of twenty-five and regularly seen on a bus you’ve failed.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-cater/i-refuse-to-use-buses-and-trains-if-you-re-over-the-age-of-twenty/)

[Joe Cater](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-cater/)

[Buses](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/buses/)

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> [“At some point though I need to stop cataloguing them or I’ll never get this book finished.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-cater/at-some-point-though-i-need-to-stop-cataloguing-them-or-i-ll-never/)

[Joe Cater](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-cater/)

[Book](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/book/)

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> [“Firstly, contrary to popular leftist dogma, speed does not cause accidents. In our towns and cities cyclists, pedestrians and elderly drivers cause…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-cater/firstly-contrary-to-popular-leftist-dogma-speed-does-not-cause/)

[Joe Cater](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-cater/)

[Accidents](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/accidents/)

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