--- title: "4 Joan Holub Quotes - Famous Writer" description: "American writer... | Joan Holub is an author and illustrator of over 180 books for children. She also uses the pen names Rita Book and Brad Bucks." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5be/joan-holub-67331_athena_it-s-one-of-my-inventions-a-shampoo-athe_1091677.jpg" --- # Joan Holub (1956) Writer **4** quotes in **6** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet Joan Holub is a writer. ## Quick Facts About Joan Holub Born January 1, 1956 Profession Writer ## About Joan Holub American writer... \| Joan Holub is an author and illustrator of over 180 books for children. She also uses the pen names Rita Book and Brad Bucks. ## Quotes by Joan Holub > [“It's one of my inventions-a shampoo," Athena explained. "Anyway, I didn't know it would do"-she gestured toward the snakes-"that.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-holub/it-s-one-of-my-inventions-a-shampoo-athena-explained-anyway-i-didn-t/) [Joan Holub](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joan-holub/) [Athena](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/athena/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5be/joan-holub-67331_athena_it-s-one-of-my-inventions-a-shampoo-athe_1091677.jpg) > [“Oh. My. Godz. Could you?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-holub/oh-my-godz-could-you/) [Joan Holub](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joan-holub/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f82/joan-holub-67331_quote_oh-my-godz-could-you-1557469_1557469.jpg) > [“Even though she and Isis were in competition, sometimes it seemed that they were becoming friends. But as they neared MOA, her…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-holub/even-though-she-and-isis-were-in-competition-sometimes-it-seemed-that/) [Joan Holub](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joan-holub/) [Bad mood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bad-mood/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4fa/joan-holub-67331_bad-mood_even-though-she-and-isis-were-in-competi_2510934.jpg) > [“Zap them, Bolt!” Immediately the thunderbolt took off after Hera and Poseidon. “No! Not them,” Zeus called in the nick of time.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-holub/zap-them-bolt-immediately-the-thunderbolt-took-off-after-hera-and/) [Joan Holub](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joan-holub/) [Gaze](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/gaze/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/59e/joan-holub-67331_gaze_zap-them-bolt-immediately-the-thunderbol_3075292.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joan-holub/#itemlist", "name": "Joan Holub Quotes", "numberOfItems": 4, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“It's one of my inventions-a shampoo,\" Athena explained. \"Anyway, I didn't know it would do\"-she gestured toward the snakes-\"that.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Joan Holub" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-holub/it-s-one-of-my-inventions-a-shampoo-athena-explained-anyway-i-didn-t/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5be/joan-holub-67331_athena_it-s-one-of-my-inventions-a-shampoo-athe_1091677.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5be/joan-holub-67331_athena_it-s-one-of-my-inventions-a-shampoo-athe_1091677.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5be/joan-holub-67331_athena_it-s-one-of-my-inventions-a-shampoo-athe_1091677.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“It's one of my inventions-a shampoo,\" Athena explained. \"Anyway, I didn't know it would do\"-she gestured…” — Joan Holub", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Oh. 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