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# Jim Goad

(1961)   Writer   United States

 **104** quotes in **712** categories

Jim Goad argues that sexuality is hardwired while race and gender are ideas, and he criticizes the left’s endless drive for control. He claims Hatespeak is often more honest than lovespeak and that vegan diets lack something essential. He also complains that media labels like ‘multicultural’ hide underlying racism.

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Jim Goad is a writer from the United States, best known for *The redneck manifesto*.

## Quick Facts About Jim Goad

Born June 12, 1961

Nationality United States

Profession Writer

Notable works The redneck manifesto

Known for Answer Me!

## About Jim Goad

Jim Goad is an American author and publisher who co‑authored the zines Answer Me! and The Redneck Manifesto.

##  Quotes by Jim Goad

> [My hatred is diamond-hard.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-goad/my-hatred-is-diamond-hard/)

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[Diamond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/diamond/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f51/jim-goad-4989_diamond_my-hatred-is-diamond-hard-452835_452835.png)

> [“Mean people suck”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-goad/mean-people-suck/)

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[Mean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/mean/)

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> [I write to please myself.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-goad/i-write-to-please-myself/)

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[Please](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/please/)

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> [They're not posing as being Jesus Christ all the time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-goad/they-re-not-posing-as-being-jesus-christ-all-the-time/)

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[Being](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/being/)

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> [Equality is a nice idea, but it's entirely impossible to prove.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-goad/equality-is-a-nice-idea-but-it-s-entirely-impossible-to-prove/)

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[Equality](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/equality/)

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> [I'll argue anyone into the dust when it comes to facts.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-goad/i-ll-argue-anyone-into-the-dust-when-it-comes-to-facts/)

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[Argue](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/argue/)

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> [I definitely don't know why men are turned-on by lesbianism.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-goad/i-definitely-don-t-know-why-men-are-turned-on-by-lesbianism/)

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[Definitely](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/definitely/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c30/jim-goad-4989_definitely_i-definitely-don-t-know-why-men-are-turn_2117036.png)

> [He who trades his identity for money will one day wind up with neither.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-goad/he-who-trades-his-identity-for-money-will-one-day-wind-up-with-neither/)

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[Identity](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/identity/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/229/jim-goad-4989_identity_he-who-trades-his-identity-for-money-wil_2470309.png)

> [The leftist drive for control is insatiable.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-goad/the-leftist-drive-for-control-is-insatiable/)

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[Control](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/control/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/343/jim-goad-4989_control_the-leftist-drive-for-control-is-insatia_217498.png)

> [There's a reason the Third World came in third.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-goad/there-s-a-reason-the-third-world-came-in-third/)

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[Came](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/came/)

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> [I'm the only convict who couldn't get into Australia.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-goad/i-m-the-only-convict-who-couldn-t-get-into-australia/)

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[Australia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/australia/)

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> [I was exposed to violence while I was still in the womb - my father punched my mother in the stomach while…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-goad/i-was-exposed-to-violence-while-i-was-still-in-the-womb-my-father/)

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[Crime](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/crime/)

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> [Hatespeak is usually more honest than lovespeak, and it's always better than doublespeak.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-goad/hatespeak-is-usually-more-honest-than-lovespeak-and-it-s-always/)

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[Honest](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/honest/)

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> [The criticism that has most consistently bothered me is the allegation that I'm a schlockmeister whose only objective is to shock people.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-goad/the-criticism-that-has-most-consistently-bothered-me-is-the/)

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[Allegations](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/allegations/)

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> [I prefer for a woman's most private of areas to have as much hair as Carlos Santana's entire band, head to toe,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-goad/i-prefer-for-a-woman-s-most-private-of-areas-to-have-as-much-hair-as/)

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[Areas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/areas/)

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> [I'm alive, happier than I've ever been, and I'm doing exactly what I want.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-goad/i-m-alive-happier-than-i-ve-ever-been-and-i-m-doing-exactly-what-i/)

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[Alive](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/alive/)

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> [As I view it, spending over two years in a cage is far worse than having your face pounded and dealing with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-goad/as-i-view-it-spending-over-two-years-in-a-cage-is-far-worse-than/)

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[Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/black/)

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> [You have to be careful because those feelings and bitterness can take over and consume in a bad way.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-goad/you-have-to-be-careful-because-those-feelings-and-bitterness-can-take/)

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[Anger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/anger/)

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> [Most of those who spend their lives as critics secretly wish they'd be considered important enough for someone to bother criticizing them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-goad/most-of-those-who-spend-their-lives-as-critics-secretly-wish-they-d/)

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[Bother](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bother/)

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> [You could paper the globe with evidence that there are demonstrable cognitive and physical disparities between what are crudely called human "races."…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-goad/you-could-paper-the-globe-with-evidence-that-there-are-demonstrable/)

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[Cognitive](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cognitive/)

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> [People huddle together in doctrinaire herds, and the same jackasses who, without the slightest risk, now scream against racism are the same…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-goad/people-huddle-together-in-doctrinaire-herds-and-the-same-jackasses/)

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[Against racism](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/against-racism/)

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> [San Francisco, America's B-movie imitation of Paris. San Francisco, the city that ruined punk rock. San Francisco, the most intolerant place in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-goad/san-francisco-america-s-b-movie-imitation-of-paris-san-francisco-the/)

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[America](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/america/)

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> ["Liberating" is a gay word, so let's phrase it this way: I know everything about me and still manage to be good…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-goad/liberating-is-a-gay-word-so-let-s-phrase-it-this-way-i-know/)

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[Be good](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/be-good/)

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> [I don't think it's entirely paranoid to suspect that one day, you won't be able to so much as question the primary…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-goad/i-don-t-think-it-s-entirely-paranoid-to-suspect-that-one-day-you-won/)

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[Able](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/able/)

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> [I've realized there are far more efficient and devastating methods of disturbing people than merely sloshing around in the pigpen with obvious,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-goad/i-ve-realized-there-are-far-more-efficient-and-devastating-methods-of/)

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[Disturbing](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/disturbing/)

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> [Plenty of people have bad divorces, but few of them end up with cancer, imprisonment, and public scorn. In the dark, rolling,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-goad/plenty-of-people-have-bad-divorces-but-few-of-them-end-up-with-cancer/)

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[Cancer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cancer/)

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> [One day scientists will more fully understand the chemistry and neuro-circuitry that differentiates love from lust. I couldn't begin to explain the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-goad/one-day-scientists-will-more-fully-understand-the-chemistry-and-neuro/)

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[Chemistry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/chemistry/)

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> [There were people whom I considered friends or loved ones who either abandoned me or betrayed me in ways I'd never have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-goad/there-were-people-whom-i-considered-friends-or-loved-ones-who-either/)

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[Abandoned](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/abandoned/)

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> [What are a genuine pain in the ass are all the misconceptions and outright lies. I read somewhere that in 2004 I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-goad/what-are-a-genuine-pain-in-the-ass-are-all-the-misconceptions-and/)

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[Ass](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/ass/)

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> [I think that 99% of the snipers who take shots at me from electronic foxholes also realize they could never withstand the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-goad/i-think-that-99-of-the-snipers-who-take-shots-at-me-from-electronic/)

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[Arguing](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/arguing/)

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> [I can't tell you how many times people - through the anonymity and safety of the Internet, of course - have told…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-goad/i-can-t-tell-you-how-many-times-people-through-the-anonymity-and/)

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[Anonymity](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/anonymity/)

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> [I'm arrogant enough to tell you that I'm smart enough to have scored higher on my Scholastic Aptitude Test than any US…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-goad/i-m-arrogant-enough-to-tell-you-that-i-m-smart-enough-to-have-scored/)

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[Als](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/als/)

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> [ “\[The militia experts\] accuse antigoverment agitants of paranoia, yet they spin around and claim that militias speak in coded phrases, have underground… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-goad/the-militia-experts-accuse-antigoverment-agitants-of-paranoia-yet/)

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[Conspiracy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/conspiracy/)

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> [I still partially suffer from the delusion that if you explain things logically and systematically, most people will abandon their emotional prejudices…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-goad/i-still-partially-suffer-from-the-delusion-that-if-you-explain-things/)

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[Abandon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/abandon/)

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> [What you accomplish in life is limited only by your imagination and the fear of reprisal. Life is too fleeting and unrewarding…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-goad/what-you-accomplish-in-life-is-limited-only-by-your-imagination-and/)

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[Accomplish](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/accomplish/)

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> [People can be so heartless and dirty.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-goad/people-can-be-so-heartless-and-dirty/)

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[Dirty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dirty/)

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> [Hatred is the air I breathe. It permeates every cell in my body.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-goad/hatred-is-the-air-i-breathe-it-permeates-every-cell-in-my-body/)

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[Air](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/air/)

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> [What's good and bad, sweet spirit, are in the eye of the beholder.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-goad/what-s-good-and-bad-sweet-spirit-are-in-the-eye-of-the-beholder/)

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[Beauty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/beauty/)

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> [One of the greatest pleasures I get from my measly professional career is confusing people.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-goad/one-of-the-greatest-pleasures-i-get-from-my-measly-professional-2/)

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[Career](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/career/)

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> [“If Jimmy indeed cracked corn and you truly didn't care, why the fuck did you write a song about it? I call…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-goad/if-jimmy-indeed-cracked-corn-and-you-truly-didn-t-care-why-the-fuck/)

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[Bullshit](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bullshit/)

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