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# Jim Earl

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Jim Earl is a stage and radio comedian, comedy writer, musician and cartoonist from California.

##  Quotes by Jim Earl

> [“If I ever ask for your thoughts and prayers, please kill me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-earl/if-i-ever-ask-for-your-thoughts-and-prayers-please-kill-me/)

[Jim Earl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-earl/)

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