--- title: "Best Jennifer Rardin Quotes" description: "Jennifer Rardin was an American urban fantasy author, known for writing the Jaz Parks series. Browse 64 Jennifer Rardin quotes." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b137/author-donald-j-boudreaux-48736.jpg" --- ![Portrait of Jennifer Rardin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b137/author-donald-j-boudreaux-48736.jpg) # Jennifer Rardin (1965–2010) Novelist United States **64** quotes in **395** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet Jennifer Rardin was a novelist from the United States, best known for *Once Bitten, Twice Shy*. ## Quick Facts About Jennifer Rardin Born April 28, 1965 Died September 20, 2010 Nationality United States Profession Novelist Notable works Once Bitten, Twice Shy Known for Jaz Parks series ## About Jennifer Rardin Jennifer Rardin was an American urban fantasy author, known for writing the Jaz Parks series. ## Quotes by Jennifer Rardin · Page 2 > [“And yet I sense you would cheerfully slam my head against the wall if you thought you could get away with it.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-rardin/and-yet-i-sense-you-would-cheerfully-slam-my-head-against-the-wall-if/) [Jennifer Rardin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-rardin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/74a/jennifer-rardin-10609_head-wall_and-yet-i-sense-you-would-cheerfully-sla_1716403.png) > [I described the pyramid we'd found and waited for him to jump on the bandwagon. Unfortunately he's afraid of wagons. And bands.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-rardin/i-described-the-pyramid-we-d-found-and-waited-for-him-to-jump-on-the/) [Jennifer Rardin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-rardin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/72c/jennifer-rardin-10609_band_i-described-the-pyramid-we-d-found-and-w_553307.png) > [I’d smack you over the head with it so hard your bell would still be ringing for Church next Saturday night. ~…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-rardin/i-d-smack-you-over-the-head-with-it-so-hard-your-bell-would-still-be/) [Jennifer Rardin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-rardin/) [Bells](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bells/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f57/jennifer-rardin-10609_bells_i-d-smack-you-over-the-head-with-it-so-h_2808324.png) > [Do you even know what hammerd means?" I asked. "Something to do with drinking your American beer out of a hole in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-rardin/do-you-even-know-what-hammerd-means-i-asked-something-to-do-with/) [Jennifer Rardin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-rardin/) [Beer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/beer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c27/jennifer-rardin-10609_beer_do-you-even-know-what-hammerd-means-i-as_1727849.png) > [When I bite you, it'll be because I want to make your toes curl and your hair stand on end. And you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-rardin/when-i-bite-you-it-ll-be-because-i-want-to-make-your-toes-curl-and/) [Jennifer Rardin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-rardin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/702/jennifer-rardin-10609_bite_when-i-bite-you-it-ll-be-because-i-want_394479.png) > [That's what I'd call him if he was my dog. Jacket-humper. Kinda had a ring to it. Although it seemed a little…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-rardin/that-s-what-i-d-call-him-if-he-was-my-dog-jacket-humper-kinda-had-a/) [Jennifer Rardin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-rardin/) [Animal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/animal/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c3c/jennifer-rardin-10609_animal_that-s-what-i-d-call-him-if-he-was-my-do_2373164.png) > [So... you're an assassin?" Dave asked incredulously. "Why do I feel like you'd have used the same tone if I'd just confessed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-rardin/so-you-re-an-assassin-dave-asked-incredulously-why-do-i-feel-like-you/) [Jennifer Rardin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-rardin/) [Assassins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/assassins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b82/jennifer-rardin-10609_assassins_so-you-re-an-assassin-dave-asked-incredu_948521.png) > [“Whatever happened to 'Hey, how are you?' 'Long time, no see.' Apparently you don't have to observe the rules of etiquette when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-rardin/whatever-happened-to-hey-how-are-you-long-time-no-see-apparently-you/) [Jennifer Rardin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-rardin/) [Etiquette](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/etiquette/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f14/jennifer-rardin-10609_etiquette_whatever-happened-to-hey-how-are-you-lon_2396898.png) > [The white-haired wonder leading what had to, by now, be a blocks-long parade must've finally turned on her hearing aid. Because she…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-rardin/the-white-haired-wonder-leading-what-had-to-by-now-be-a-blocks-long/) [Jennifer Rardin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-rardin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e8c/jennifer-rardin-10609_aids_the-white-haired-wonder-leading-what-had_616769.png) > [“I pictured Cupid sitting in a crappy little bar, drunk and depressed, while he moaned to the bartender, "That Jasmine Parks, gods…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-rardin/i-pictured-cupid-sitting-in-a-crappy-little-bar-drunk-and-depressed/) [Jennifer Rardin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-rardin/) [Cupid](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cupid/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4d5/jennifer-rardin-10609_cupid_i-pictured-cupid-sitting-in-a-crappy-lit_2722256.png) > [We went to the door and I let Asha in. I expected an uberawkward moment when he and Vayl met. But Asha…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-rardin/we-went-to-the-door-and-i-let-asha-in-i-expected-an-uberawkward/) [Jennifer Rardin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-rardin/) [Awkward moment](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/awkward-moment/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cdc/jennifer-rardin-10609_awkward-moment_we-went-to-the-door-and-i-let-asha-in-i_762732.png) > [Seriously?" I shrugged. "He can't suspect much if every time we're alone instead of talking I have my way with him." Cole…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-rardin/seriously-i-shrugged-he-can-t-suspect-much-if-every-time-we-re-alone/) [Jennifer Rardin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-rardin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/19c/jennifer-rardin-10609_asked_seriously-i-shrugged-he-can-t-suspect-mu_883603.png) > [He stepped colser. Looked deep into my eyes. Hesitated a millisecond, and then dove in. "I think I'm falling in love with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-rardin/he-stepped-colser-looked-deep-into-my-eyes-hesitated-a-millisecond/) [Jennifer Rardin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-rardin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cc8/jennifer-rardin-10609_be-good_he-stepped-colser-looked-deep-into-my-ey_1861662.png) > [Cole - I just thought of a new game. Jaz - What's that? Cole - Splat the Specter. Jaz - Rules? Cole…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-rardin/cole-i-just-thought-of-a-new-game-jaz-what-s-that-cole-splat-the/) [Jennifer Rardin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-rardin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/23b/jennifer-rardin-10609_aids_cole-i-just-thought-of-a-new-game-jaz-wh_330051.png) > [It must've been Albert's military background, because man, when he dropped a bomb the entire country shook. I was still jittery as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-rardin/it-must-ve-been-albert-s-military-background-because-man-when-he/) [Jennifer Rardin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-rardin/) [Alaska](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/alaska/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/52d/jennifer-rardin-10609_alaska_it-must-ve-been-albert-s-military-backgr_2480666.png) > [Okay, okay, backing off. Um, I suppose this would be a bad time to ask you to talk to Pete for me,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-rardin/okay-okay-backing-off-um-i-suppose-this-would-be-a-bad-time-to-ask/) [Jennifer Rardin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-rardin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/525/jennifer-rardin-10609_bad-time_okay-okay-backing-off-um-i-suppose-this_107220.jpg) > [Oh my God, this can't be happening!" I cried. "What?" "Mopeds? Those are the wheels Pete gives us? I knew he was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-rardin/oh-my-god-this-can-t-be-happening-i-cried-what-mopeds-those-are-the/) [Jennifer Rardin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-rardin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4ee/jennifer-rardin-10609_car_oh-my-god-this-can-t-be-happening-i-crie_1727653.jpg) > [“It's vampire Barbie" ……….. "get a load of this," I said, " perfect makeup, perfect nails, perfect figure --- it makes me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-rardin/it-s-vampire-barbie-get-a-load-of-this-i-said-perfect-makeup-perfect/) [Jennifer Rardin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-rardin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8be/jennifer-rardin-10609_killed_it-s-vampire-barbie-get-a-load-of-this-i_1790953.png) > [Are you suggesting we pull a little good cop, bad cop scenario on him? And You're even letting me be the bad…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-rardin/are-you-suggesting-we-pull-a-little-good-cop-bad-cop-scenario-on-him/) [Jennifer Rardin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-rardin/) [Company](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/company/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9e1/jennifer-rardin-10609_company_are-you-suggesting-we-pull-a-little-good_1469114.jpg) > [I like these boots," I told Vayl. "Do you think they'd sell them to me cheap? I keep ruining mine." "Since when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-rardin/i-like-these-boots-i-told-vayl-do-you-think-they-d-sell-them-to-me/) [Jennifer Rardin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-rardin/) [Amusement](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/amusement/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/66d/jennifer-rardin-10609_amusement_i-like-these-boots-i-told-vayl-do-you-th_47561.jpg) > [For instance, dragons are deeply revered by the Chinese. According to legend they have megapowers that include weather control and life creation.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-rardin/for-instance-dragons-are-deeply-revered-by-the-chinese-according-to/) [Jennifer Rardin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-rardin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/39f/jennifer-rardin-10609_benevolent_for-instance-dragons-are-deeply-revered_3170192.png) > [Excellent." As soon as Bergman left earshot Vayl said, "I am going to buy you some pom-poms and a short pleated skirt-"…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-rardin/excellent-as-soon-as-bergman-left-earshot-vayl-said-i-am-going-to-buy/) [Jennifer Rardin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-rardin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/87e/jennifer-rardin-10609_bergman_excellent-as-soon-as-bergman-left-earsho_978370.png) > [They hired us over the Internet, mailed us half the cash and promised the other half after we nailed the vampire." I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-rardin/they-hired-us-over-the-internet-mailed-us-half-the-cash-and-promised/) [Jennifer Rardin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-rardin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0e8/jennifer-rardin-10609_cash_they-hired-us-over-the-internet-mailed-u_741400.jpg) > [It looks as if I was thinking what you were thinking." "Actually, you weren't. I was really thinking I needed to ask…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-rardin/it-looks-as-if-i-was-thinking-what-you-were-thinking-actually-you/) [Jennifer Rardin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-rardin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/31d/jennifer-rardin-10609_eyebrows_it-looks-as-if-i-was-thinking-what-you-w_1668538.png) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-rardin/#itemlist", "name": "Jennifer Rardin Quotes", "numberOfItems": 24, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“And yet I sense you would cheerfully slam my head against the wall if you thought you could get away with it. 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Yet another reason Cleveland rocks.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jennifer Rardin" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-rardin/the-white-haired-wonder-leading-what-had-to-by-now-be-a-blocks-long/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e8c/jennifer-rardin-10609_aids_the-white-haired-wonder-leading-what-had_616769.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e8c/jennifer-rardin-10609_aids_the-white-haired-wonder-leading-what-had_616769.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e8c/jennifer-rardin-10609_aids_the-white-haired-wonder-leading-what-had_616769.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The white-haired wonder leading what had to, by now, be a blocks-long parade must've finally turned on her…” — Jennifer Rardin", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 10, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I pictured Cupid sitting in a crappy little bar, drunk and depressed, while he moaned to the bartender, \"That Jasmine Parks, gods , she pisses me off! Did you see what she just did? Totally blew off this immortal stud to play kiss-the-boo-boo with a fickle little rent-a-cop. Why? 'Cause she's the biggest chickenshit on the planet! I'm ready to toss my bow and pick up a bazooka!”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jennifer Rardin" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-rardin/i-pictured-cupid-sitting-in-a-crappy-little-bar-drunk-and-depressed/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4d5/jennifer-rardin-10609_cupid_i-pictured-cupid-sitting-in-a-crappy-lit_2722256.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4d5/jennifer-rardin-10609_cupid_i-pictured-cupid-sitting-in-a-crappy-lit_2722256.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4d5/jennifer-rardin-10609_cupid_i-pictured-cupid-sitting-in-a-crappy-lit_2722256.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I pictured Cupid sitting in a crappy little bar, drunk and depressed, while he moaned to the bartender…” — Jennifer Rardin", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 11, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "We went to the door and I let Asha in. 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I expected an uberawkward moment when he and Vayl met. But Asha took…” — Jennifer Rardin", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 12, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Seriously?\" I shrugged. \"He can't suspect much if every time we're alone instead of talking I have my way with him.\" Cole shook his head. \"You don't think it'll work?\" I asked. He rolled his eyes. \"Vayl might be a vampire, but he's also a guy. Who's about to be deliriously happy. Good God, if you work this right, he won't even be mad if finds out because of the way you decided to hide it from him.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jennifer Rardin" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-rardin/seriously-i-shrugged-he-can-t-suspect-much-if-every-time-we-re-alone/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/19c/jennifer-rardin-10609_asked_seriously-i-shrugged-he-can-t-suspect-mu_883603.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/19c/jennifer-rardin-10609_asked_seriously-i-shrugged-he-can-t-suspect-mu_883603.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/19c/jennifer-rardin-10609_asked_seriously-i-shrugged-he-can-t-suspect-mu_883603.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Seriously?\" I shrugged. \"He can't suspect much if every time we're alone instead of talking I have my way…” — Jennifer Rardin", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 13, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "He stepped colser. 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On Sunday mornings I could serve you breakfast in bed.\" He gave me his I-know-you-find-me-irrestible grin. \"And then I could make you something to eat.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jennifer Rardin" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-rardin/he-stepped-colser-looked-deep-into-my-eyes-hesitated-a-millisecond/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cc8/jennifer-rardin-10609_be-good_he-stepped-colser-looked-deep-into-my-ey_1861662.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cc8/jennifer-rardin-10609_be-good_he-stepped-colser-looked-deep-into-my-ey_1861662.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cc8/jennifer-rardin-10609_be-good_he-stepped-colser-looked-deep-into-my-ey_1861662.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“He stepped colser. Looked deep into my eyes. 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Um, I suppose this would be a bad time to ask you to talk to Pete for me, you know, about the car?' His eyes widened. I could almost hear him thinking, Of all the nerve! 'You were driving,' he said. 'But he likes you so much better than me.' 'That is because I do not keep wrecking the rentals.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jennifer Rardin" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-rardin/okay-okay-backing-off-um-i-suppose-this-would-be-a-bad-time-to-ask/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/525/jennifer-rardin-10609_bad-time_okay-okay-backing-off-um-i-suppose-this_107220.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/525/jennifer-rardin-10609_bad-time_okay-okay-backing-off-um-i-suppose-this_107220.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/525/jennifer-rardin-10609_bad-time_okay-okay-backing-off-um-i-suppose-this_107220.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Okay, okay, backing off. 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And You're even letting me be the bad cop?\" He bowed his head. \"That, my pretera, is how much I love you.\" \"You have never been sexier than at this very moment.\" \"It is a shame we have so much company,\" he agreed quietly.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jennifer Rardin" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-rardin/are-you-suggesting-we-pull-a-little-good-cop-bad-cop-scenario-on-him/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9e1/jennifer-rardin-10609_company_are-you-suggesting-we-pull-a-little-good_1469114.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9e1/jennifer-rardin-10609_company_are-you-suggesting-we-pull-a-little-good_1469114.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9e1/jennifer-rardin-10609_company_are-you-suggesting-we-pull-a-little-good_1469114.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Are you suggesting we pull a little good cop, bad cop scenario on him? 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