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# Jenni Kosarin

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##  Quotes by Jenni Kosarin

> [“Ever seen Xena? Wonder Woman? Weird Science? Yeah. He wants a mythical creature.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenni-kosarin/ever-seen-xena-wonder-woman-weird-science-yeah-he-wants-a-mythical/)

Jenni Kosarin

[Aries](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/aries/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c4b/jenni-kosarin-86229_aries_ever-seen-xena-wonder-woman-weird-scienc_225788.jpg)

> [“Funny though. If he finds a way to make a morally just cause heard, he becomes a saint...His worst enemy is himself.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenni-kosarin/funny-though-if-he-finds-a-way-to-make-a-morally-just-cause-heard-he/)

Jenni Kosarin

[Astrology](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/astrology/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d13/jenni-kosarin-86229_astrology_funny-though-if-he-finds-a-way-to-make-a_302736.jpg)

> [“Just tell him you're a virgin already. Or close to it. But you've been trained by professional strippers. And your boyfriend is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenni-kosarin/just-tell-him-you-re-a-virgin-already-or-close-to-it-but-you-ve-been/)

Jenni Kosarin

[Advice](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/advice/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d8a/jenni-kosarin-86229_advice_just-tell-him-you-re-a-virgin-already-or_898078.jpg)

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