---
title: "4 Jeff Somers Quotes"
description: "Jeff Somers has 4 quotes on SMS4Smile. Browse their most insightful sayings."
image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/212/jeff-somers-73500_humor-inspirational_i-decided-to-irritate-him-on-the-premise_76542.jpg"
---

# Jeff Somers

 **4** quotes in **3** categories

Rate this collection:  ★ ★ ★ ★ ★   No ratings yet

##  Quotes by Jeff Somers

> [“I decided to irritate him, on the premise that it couldn't make my situation any worse.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-somers/i-decided-to-irritate-him-on-the-premise-that-it-couldn-t-make-my/)

[Jeff Somers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-somers/)

[Humor-inspirational](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor-inspirational/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/212/jeff-somers-73500_humor-inspirational_i-decided-to-irritate-him-on-the-premise_76542.jpg)

> [“I forced myself to stay put and keep looking-impatient assholes would take the leap, letting adrenaline and desperation guide them, but I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-somers/i-forced-myself-to-stay-put-and-keep-looking-impatient-assholes-would/)

[Jeff Somers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-somers/)

[Knew Better](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/knew-better/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/03c/jeff-somers-73500_knew-better_i-forced-myself-to-stay-put-and-keep-loo_236352.jpg)

> [“I forced myself to stay put and keep looking - impatient assholes would make a leap, letting adrenaline and desperation guide them,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-somers/i-forced-myself-to-stay-put-and-keep-looking-impatient-assholes-would-2/)

[Jeff Somers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-somers/)

[Impatient](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/impatient/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/262/jeff-somers-73500_quote_i-forced-myself-to-stay-put-and-keep-loo_1402335.jpg)

> [“I didn't want to kill her; she was just doing her job. But she was standing between me and the rest of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-somers/i-didn-t-want-to-kill-her-she-was-just-doing-her-job-but-she-was/)

[Jeff Somers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-somers/)

[Bullet](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bullet/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/336/jeff-somers-73500_bullet_i-didn-t-want-to-kill-her-she-was-just-d_2453049.jpg)

```json
{
    "@context": "https://schema.org",
    "@graph": [
        {
            "@type": "ItemList",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-somers/#itemlist",
            "name": "Jeff Somers Quotes",
            "numberOfItems": 4,
            "itemListElement": [
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 1,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“I decided to irritate him, on the premise that it couldn't make my situation any worse.”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Jeff Somers"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-somers/i-decided-to-irritate-him-on-the-premise-that-it-couldn-t-make-my/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/212/jeff-somers-73500_humor-inspirational_i-decided-to-irritate-him-on-the-premise_76542.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/212/jeff-somers-73500_humor-inspirational_i-decided-to-irritate-him-on-the-premise_76542.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/212/jeff-somers-73500_humor-inspirational_i-decided-to-irritate-him-on-the-premise_76542.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“I decided to irritate him, on the premise that it couldn't make my situation any worse.” — Jeff Somers",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 2,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“I forced myself to stay put and keep looking-impatient assholes would take the leap, letting adrenaline and desperation guide them, but I was fucking ancient and I knew better. It was bitter, but I fucking knew better about just about everything.”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Jeff Somers"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-somers/i-forced-myself-to-stay-put-and-keep-looking-impatient-assholes-would/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/03c/jeff-somers-73500_knew-better_i-forced-myself-to-stay-put-and-keep-loo_236352.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/03c/jeff-somers-73500_knew-better_i-forced-myself-to-stay-put-and-keep-loo_236352.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/03c/jeff-somers-73500_knew-better_i-forced-myself-to-stay-put-and-keep-loo_236352.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“I forced myself to stay put and keep looking-impatient assholes would take the leap, letting adrenaline and…” — Jeff Somers",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 3,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“I forced myself to stay put and keep looking - impatient assholes would make a leap, letting adrenaline and desperation guide them, but I was fucking ancient and I knew better. It was bitter, but I fucking knew better about just about everything.”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Jeff Somers"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-somers/i-forced-myself-to-stay-put-and-keep-looking-impatient-assholes-would-2/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/262/jeff-somers-73500_quote_i-forced-myself-to-stay-put-and-keep-loo_1402335.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/262/jeff-somers-73500_quote_i-forced-myself-to-stay-put-and-keep-loo_1402335.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/262/jeff-somers-73500_quote_i-forced-myself-to-stay-put-and-keep-loo_1402335.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“I forced myself to stay put and keep looking - impatient assholes would make a leap, letting adrenaline and…” — Jeff Somers",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 4,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“I didn't want to kill her; she was just doing her job. But she was standing between me and the rest of my miserable life, so she was going to have to take a bullet.”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Jeff Somers"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-somers/i-didn-t-want-to-kill-her-she-was-just-doing-her-job-but-she-was/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/336/jeff-somers-73500_bullet_i-didn-t-want-to-kill-her-she-was-just-d_2453049.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/336/jeff-somers-73500_bullet_i-didn-t-want-to-kill-her-she-was-just-d_2453049.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/336/jeff-somers-73500_bullet_i-didn-t-want-to-kill-her-she-was-just-d_2453049.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“I didn't want to kill her; she was just doing her job. But she was standing between me and the rest of my…” — Jeff Somers",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                }
            ]
        },
        {
            "@type": "Person",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-somers/#person",
            "name": "Jeff Somers",
            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-somers/"
        },
        {
            "@type": "ProfilePage",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-somers/#webpage",
            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-somers/",
            "name": "Jeff Somers",
            "isPartOf": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website"
            },
            "mainEntity": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-somers/#person"
            },
            "primaryImageOfPage": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/212/jeff-somers-73500_humor-inspirational_i-decided-to-irritate-him-on-the-premise_76542.jpg"
            },
            "description": "Jeff Somers has 4 quotes on SMS4Smile. Browse their most insightful sayings.",
            "breadcrumb": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-somers/#breadcrumb"
            }
        },
        {
            "@type": "BreadcrumbList",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-somers/#breadcrumb",
            "itemListElement": [
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 1,
                    "name": "Home",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/"
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 2,
                    "name": "Quotes",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/"
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 3,
                    "name": "Authors",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/authors/"
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 4,
                    "name": "Jeff Somers",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-somers/"
                }
            ]
        },
        {
            "@type": "WebSite",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website",
            "name": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/",
            "publisher": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
            }
        },
        {
            "@type": "Organization",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization",
            "name": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/",
            "logo": {
                "@type": "ImageObject",
                "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/themes/sq/assets/icons/icon-512.png",
                "width": 512,
                "height": 512
            }
        }
    ]
}
```