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title: "23 Jasper Carrott Quotes - Famous Actor (Shop! Or a Store Is Born)"
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# Jasper Carrott

(1945)   Actor   United Kingdom

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Jasper Carrott is an actor from the United Kingdom, best known for *Shop! Or a Store Is Born*.

## Quick Facts About Jasper Carrott

Born March 14, 1945

Nationality United Kingdom

Profession Actor

Notable works Shop! Or a Store Is Born

## About Jasper Carrott

Robert Norman Davis, known by his stage name, Jasper Carrott, is an English comedian, writer, actor, singer and television presenter. His credits include An Audience With Jasper Carrott (1978), The Secret Policeman's Other Ball (1982), Carrott's Lib (1982-1983), Jane and the Lost City (1987), Carrott's Commercial Breakdown (1989-1996), Canned Carrott (1990-1995), The Detectives (1993-1997), All About Me (2002–2004), and Golden Balls (2007–2009).

## Awards & Honors

Officer of the Order of the British Empire

##  Quotes by Jasper Carrott

> [I have to confess here that I am a useless cook.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-carrott/i-have-to-confess-here-that-i-am-a-useless-cook/)

[Jasper Carrott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasper-carrott/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ae3/jasper-carrott-25474_am_i-have-to-confess-here-that-i-am-a-usele_2105109.png)

> [The impact of T.V. on our lives in general gets most things out of proportion.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-carrott/the-impact-of-t-v-on-our-lives-in-general-gets-most-things-out-of/)

[Jasper Carrott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasper-carrott/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/221/jasper-carrott-25474_general_the-impact-of-t-v-on-our-lives-in-genera_172849.png)

> [Happiness to me is simply not being unhappy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-carrott/happiness-to-me-is-simply-not-being-unhappy/)

[Jasper Carrott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasper-carrott/)

[Being unhappy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/being-unhappy/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/952/jasper-carrott-25474_being-unhappy_happiness-to-me-is-simply-not-being-unha_465950.png)

> [I was never the class clown, and I've no idea where the comedy came from.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-carrott/i-was-never-the-class-clown-and-i-ve-no-idea-where-the-comedy-came/)

[Jasper Carrott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasper-carrott/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ff2/jasper-carrott-25474_came_i-was-never-the-class-clown-and-i-ve-no_1706437.png)

> [I've always been sensible with my money. I can't say I'm a business genius.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-carrott/i-ve-always-been-sensible-with-my-money-i-can-t-say-i-m-a-business/)

[Jasper Carrott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasper-carrott/)

[Business](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/business/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/708/jasper-carrott-25474_business_i-ve-always-been-sensible-with-my-money_2892615.png)

> [I've played with some very famous bandits in my time on the celebrity golf circuit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-carrott/i-ve-played-with-some-very-famous-bandits-in-my-time-on-the-celebrity/)

[Jasper Carrott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasper-carrott/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3e8/jasper-carrott-25474_bandits_i-ve-played-with-some-very-famous-bandit_3218178.png)

> [I want to do things I enjoy, and show business comes fifth or sixth down the line.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-carrott/i-want-to-do-things-i-enjoy-and-show-business-comes-fifth-or-sixth/)

[Jasper Carrott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasper-carrott/)

[Business](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/business/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e08/jasper-carrott-25474_business_i-want-to-do-things-i-enjoy-and-show-bus_1202755.png)

> [They put up this bloke's picture on Crimewatch UK with a phone number and said 'Have you seen this man?' Well my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-carrott/they-put-up-this-bloke-s-picture-on-crimewatch-uk-with-a-phone-number/)

[Jasper Carrott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasper-carrott/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/08a/jasper-carrott-25474_auntie_they-put-up-this-bloke-s-picture-on-crim_2689332.png)

> [Having signed a few autographs in my time, I always wonder what the heck people do with them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-carrott/having-signed-a-few-autographs-in-my-time-i-always-wonder-what-the/)

[Jasper Carrott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasper-carrott/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ecf/jasper-carrott-25474_always_having-signed-a-few-autographs-in-my-tim_2302350.png)

> [The whole debate on what food is best for us is complex, ongoing and often controlled by vested interests.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-carrott/the-whole-debate-on-what-food-is-best-for-us-is-complex-ongoing-and/)

[Jasper Carrott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasper-carrott/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/135/jasper-carrott-25474_best_the-whole-debate-on-what-food-is-best-fo_444937.png)

> [My driving habits are so ingrained that the driving examiner would fail me in the first mile. That's provided he hadn't died…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-carrott/my-driving-habits-are-so-ingrained-that-the-driving-examiner-would/)

[Jasper Carrott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasper-carrott/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5c6/jasper-carrott-25474_attack_my-driving-habits-are-so-ingrained-that_1647863.png)

> [I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-carrott/i-am-amazed-at-radio-dj-s-today-i-am-firmly-convinced-that-am-on-my/)

[Jasper Carrott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasper-carrott/)

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> [There is no way in my right mind I would contemplate running 26 miles-plus unless it involved a chase with Pamela Anderson.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-carrott/there-is-no-way-in-my-right-mind-i-would-contemplate-running-26-miles/)

[Jasper Carrott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasper-carrott/)

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> [I have been known to play a few rounds in my time. I'm not obsessive; I don't play in the dark, but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-carrott/i-have-been-known-to-play-a-few-rounds-in-my-time-i-m-not-obsessive-i/)

[Jasper Carrott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasper-carrott/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dd3/jasper-carrott-25474_also_i-have-been-known-to-play-a-few-rounds-i_2859590.png)

> [Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-carrott/laughter-is-the-best-medicine-unless-you-re-diabetic-then-insulin/)

[Jasper Carrott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasper-carrott/)

[Comedy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/comedy/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/470/jasper-carrott-25474_comedy_laughter-is-the-best-medicine-unless-you_2663388.png)

> [I am cursed with a right leg that arouses the desire of any male dog that happens to be passing. I used…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-carrott/i-am-cursed-with-a-right-leg-that-arouses-the-desire-of-any-male-dog/)

[Jasper Carrott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasper-carrott/)

[Animal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/animal/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/568/jasper-carrott-25474_animal_i-am-cursed-with-a-right-leg-that-arouse_2313349.png)

> [There's a rumour going 'round that if you amass a certain number of penalty points on your driving licence, the authorities will…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-carrott/there-s-a-rumour-going-round-that-if-you-amass-a-certain-number-of/)

[Jasper Carrott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasper-carrott/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1c0/jasper-carrott-25474_again_there-s-a-rumour-going-round-that-if-you_905138.jpg)

> [I used to be a columnist for 'Golf Monthly' and have contributed articles for national newspapers based on the humour that is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-carrott/i-used-to-be-a-columnist-for-golf-monthly-and-have-contributed/)

[Jasper Carrott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasper-carrott/)

[Abundance](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/abundance/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ca0/jasper-carrott-25474_abundance_i-used-to-be-a-columnist-for-golf-monthl_24315.png)

> [I have a very happy marriage and friends who keep my feet on the ground. But looking for satisfaction in life is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-carrott/i-have-a-very-happy-marriage-and-friends-who-keep-my-feet-on-the/)

[Jasper Carrott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasper-carrott/)

[Being unhappy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/being-unhappy/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/228/jasper-carrott-25474_being-unhappy_i-have-a-very-happy-marriage-and-friends_2592891.png)

> [I should be more vocal about the things I believe are doing us harm, but many years ago in my early twenties,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-carrott/i-should-be-more-vocal-about-the-things-i-believe-are-doing-us-harm/)

[Jasper Carrott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasper-carrott/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6c3/jasper-carrott-25474_about_i-should-be-more-vocal-about-the-things_2237638.png)

> [When I hit the scene, there was Billy Connolly and Max Boyce. It was all mother-in-law and Irish jokes, and we broke…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-carrott/when-i-hit-the-scene-there-was-billy-connolly-and-max-boyce-it-was/)

[Jasper Carrott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasper-carrott/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/729/jasper-carrott-25474_above_when-i-hit-the-scene-there-was-billy-con_432984.png)

> [I have that working class fear of having nothing. I've always got one eye on what's in the bank.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-carrott/i-have-that-working-class-fear-of-having-nothing-i-ve-always-got-one/)

[Jasper Carrott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasper-carrott/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/df8/jasper-carrott-25474_bank_i-have-that-working-class-fear-of-having_2597091.png)

> [I just felt that 'Golden Balls' was the right thing to do. I didn't care if people thought I was a failure.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-carrott/i-just-felt-that-golden-balls-was-the-right-thing-to-do-i-didn-t-care/)

[Jasper Carrott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasper-carrott/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7d7/jasper-carrott-25474_balls_i-just-felt-that-golden-balls-was-the-ri_1747257.png)

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