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title: "4 Jamzy Quotes"
description: "Jamzy has 4 quotes on SMS4Smile. Browse their most insightful sayings."
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# Jamzy

 **4** quotes in **5** categories

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##  Quotes by Jamzy

> [I've got 99 problems don't be the 100th one](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jamzy/i-ve-got-99-problems-don-t-be-the-100th-one/)

[Jamzy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jamzy/)

[99 problems](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/99-problems/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b8c/jamzy-68110_99-problems_i-ve-got-99-problems-don-t-be-the-100th_501180.jpg)

> [Need an ark I noah guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jamzy/need-an-ark-i-noah-guy/)

[Jamzy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jamzy/)

[Funny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2a3/jamzy-68110_funny_need-an-ark-i-noah-guy-1418005_1418005.jpg)

> [Nerd? I prefer the term 'Intellectual Hardcore'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jamzy/nerd-i-prefer-the-term-intellectual-hardcore/)

[Jamzy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jamzy/)

[Intellectual](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/intellectual/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9c1/jamzy-68110_intellectual_nerd-i-prefer-the-term-intellectual-hard_2387622.jpg)

> [\*home alone\* Me: \*sitting on couch watching TV\* \*doorbell rings\* Me: THEY'VE COME TO GET ME! Me: \*panics\* Me: \*hits the floor…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jamzy/home-alone-me-sitting-on-couch-watching-tv-doorbell-rings-me-they-ve/)

[Jamzy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jamzy/)

[Funny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2b9/jamzy-68110_funny_home-alone-me-sitting-on-couch-watching_2444499.jpg)

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