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# Jake Johannsen

(1960)   Actor   United States

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Jake Johannsen is an actor from the United States.

## Quick Facts About Jake Johannsen

Born July 28, 1960

Nationality United States

Profession Actor

## About Jake Johannsen

Jake Johannsen is an American comedian, writer, and actor.

##  Quotes by Jake Johannsen

> [Never put a razor inside your nose - even as a joke.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jake-johannsen/never-put-a-razor-inside-your-nose-even-as-a-joke/)

[Jake Johannsen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jake-johannsen/)

[Advice](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/advice/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d52/jake-johannsen-71586_advice_never-put-a-razor-inside-your-nose-even_163637.png)

> [If love was easy, there would be almost no music.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jake-johannsen/if-love-was-easy-there-would-be-almost-no-music/)

[Jake Johannsen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jake-johannsen/)

[Easy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/easy/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/197/jake-johannsen-71586_easy_if-love-was-easy-there-would-be-almost-n_716141.png)

> [People honk at you if you meditate at the stop light.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jake-johannsen/people-honk-at-you-if-you-meditate-at-the-stop-light/)

[Jake Johannsen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jake-johannsen/)

[Ifs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/ifs/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/192/jake-johannsen-71586_ifs_people-honk-at-you-if-you-meditate-at-th_1225310.png)

> [Yes. I didn't think there were any witnesses, so I guess I'll have to kill you too.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jake-johannsen/yes-i-didn-t-think-there-were-any-witnesses-so-i-guess-i-ll-have-to/)

[Jake Johannsen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jake-johannsen/)

[Food](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/food/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/65f/jake-johannsen-71586_food_yes-i-didn-t-think-there-were-any-witnes_2738114.png)

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