--- title: "2 Jack Morris Quotes" description: "John Scott Morris is an American former professional baseball starting pitcher. He played in Major League Baseball (MLB) between 1977 and 1994, mainly f..." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b020/author-jack-morris-93219.jpg" --- ![Portrait of Jack Morris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b020/author-jack-morris-93219.jpg) # Jack Morris **2** quotes in **10** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet John Scott Morris is an American former professional baseball starting pitcher. He played in Major League Baseball (MLB) between 1977 and 1994, mainly for the Detroit Tigers. Morris won 254 games throughout his career. ## Quotes by Jack Morris > [The only time I talk to a woman when I'm naked is when she's on top of me or I'm on top…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-morris/the-only-time-i-talk-to-a-woman-when-i-m-naked-is-when-she-s-on-top/) [Jack Morris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-morris/) [Funny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7e5/jack-morris-93219_funny_the-only-time-i-talk-to-a-woman-when-i-m_42833.png) > [If I feel like King King, I'll throw like King King.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-morris/if-i-feel-like-king-king-i-ll-throw-like-king-king/) [Jack Morris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-morris/) [Feels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/feels/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d91/jack-morris-93219_feels_if-i-feel-like-king-king-i-ll-throw-like_1848429.png) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-morris/#itemlist", "name": "Jack Morris Quotes", "numberOfItems": 2, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "The only time I talk to a woman when I'm naked is when she's on top of me or I'm on top of her.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jack Morris" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-morris/the-only-time-i-talk-to-a-woman-when-i-m-naked-is-when-she-s-on-top/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7e5/jack-morris-93219_funny_the-only-time-i-talk-to-a-woman-when-i-m_42833.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7e5/jack-morris-93219_funny_the-only-time-i-talk-to-a-woman-when-i-m_42833.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7e5/jack-morris-93219_funny_the-only-time-i-talk-to-a-woman-when-i-m_42833.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The only time I talk to a woman when I'm naked is when she's on top of me or I'm on top of her.” — Jack Morris", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If I feel like King King, I'll throw like King King.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jack Morris" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-morris/if-i-feel-like-king-king-i-ll-throw-like-king-king/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d91/jack-morris-93219_feels_if-i-feel-like-king-king-i-ll-throw-like_1848429.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d91/jack-morris-93219_feels_if-i-feel-like-king-king-i-ll-throw-like_1848429.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d91/jack-morris-93219_feels_if-i-feel-like-king-king-i-ll-throw-like_1848429.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“If I feel like King King, I'll throw like King King.” — Jack Morris", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "Person", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-morris/#person", "name": "Jack Morris", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-morris/", "image": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b020/author-jack-morris-93219.jpg", "description": "John Scott Morris is an American former professional baseball starting pitcher. 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