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title: "3 Jack Gray Quotes"
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# Jack Gray

 **3** quotes in **1** categories

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##  Quotes by Jack Gray

> [“I've never met a Labradoodle who wasn't an asshole.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-gray/i-ve-never-met-a-labradoodle-who-wasn-t-an-asshole/)

Jack Gray

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/72d/jack-gray-85136_quote_i-ve-never-met-a-labradoodle-who-wasn-t_2041517.jpg)

> [“Surely the woman had more important things to do than to teach my sister how to read. I was waiting for cookies,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-gray/surely-the-woman-had-more-important-things-to-do-than-to-teach-my/)

Jack Gray

[Important things](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/important-things/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/17e/jack-gray-85136_important-things_surely-the-woman-had-more-important-thin_2512069.jpg)

> [“they bread the chicken fingers in Cap'n Crunch cereal. Yeah. Take a moment to absorb how incredible that is, because once you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-gray/they-bread-the-chicken-fingers-in-cap-n-crunch-cereal-yeah-take-a/)

Jack Gray

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/931/jack-gray-85136_cereal_they-bread-the-chicken-fingers-in-cap-n_2573635.jpg)

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