--- title: "4 J.F. Lewis Quotes" description: "J.F. Lewis has 4 quotes on SMS4Smile. Browse their most insightful sayings." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/883/j-f-lewis-65341_friendship_in-the-end-a-friendship-between-a-vampir_862834.jpg" --- # J.F. Lewis **4** quotes in **8** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet ## Quotes by J.F. Lewis > [“In the end, a friendship between a vampire and a human is like a friendship between a dog and a chicken nugget.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-f-lewis/in-the-end-a-friendship-between-a-vampire-and-a-human-is-like-a/) J.F. Lewis [Friendship](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/friendship/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/883/j-f-lewis-65341_friendship_in-the-end-a-friendship-between-a-vampir_862834.jpg) > [“I have a sixth sense for things I don't want to know and her manner pegged this as top of the scale…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-f-lewis/i-have-a-sixth-sense-for-things-i-don-t-want-to-know-and-her-manner/) J.F. Lewis [Heart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/heart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f05/j-f-lewis-65341_humor_i-have-a-sixth-sense-for-things-i-don-t_1530154.jpg) > [“Eric: But you already know... Greta: Well, yeah, but I still want us to have The Talk. All daughters get to have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-f-lewis/eric-but-you-already-know-greta-well-yeah-but-i-still-want-us-to-have/) J.F. Lewis [Funny stuff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-stuff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/642/j-f-lewis-65341_funny-stuff_eric-but-you-already-know-greta-well-yea_2255580.jpg) > [“If your head comes off, don't start a fight in a goddamn bowling alley.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-f-lewis/if-your-head-comes-off-don-t-start-a-fight-in-a-goddamn-bowling-alley/) J.F. Lewis [Bowling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bowling/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3c9/j-f-lewis-65341_bowling_if-your-head-comes-off-don-t-start-a-fig_2317648.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-f-lewis/#itemlist", "name": "J.F. Lewis Quotes", "numberOfItems": 4, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“In the end, a friendship between a vampire and a human is like a friendship between a dog and a chicken nugget. 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