--- title: "3 Isman H. Suryaman Quotes - Famous Comedian" description: "Isman H. Suryaman has 3 quotes on SMS4Smile. Browse their most insightful sayings." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b022/author-isman-h-suryaman-85460.jpg" --- ![Portrait of Isman H. Suryaman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b022/author-isman-h-suryaman-85460.jpg) # Isman H. Suryaman (1976) Comedian **3** quotes in **13** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet Isman H. Suryaman is a comedian. ## Quick Facts About Isman H. Suryaman Born July 1, 1976 Profession Comedian ## Quotes by Isman H. Suryaman > [“A wise man (or the first comedian in history) once said, "If you wish to make God laugh, tell him your plans."…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/isman-h-suryaman/a-wise-man-or-the-first-comedian-in-history-once-said-if-you-wish-to/) [Isman H. Suryaman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/isman-h-suryaman/) [Business](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/business/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dda/isman-h-suryaman-85460_business_a-wise-man-or-the-first-comedian-in-hist_1153789.jpg) > [“Finding a life partner is like choosing a bed. You need one as a friend either in times of health or sickness.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/isman-h-suryaman/finding-a-life-partner-is-like-choosing-a-bed-you-need-one-as-a/) [Isman H. Suryaman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/isman-h-suryaman/) [Choosing](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/choosing/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7a5/isman-h-suryaman-85460_happiness_finding-a-life-partner-is-like-choosing_1913216.jpg) > [“Conformity is contagious.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/isman-h-suryaman/conformity-is-contagious/) [Isman H. Suryaman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/isman-h-suryaman/) [Conformity](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/conformity/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7f2/isman-h-suryaman-85460_social_conformity-is-contagious-2010885_2010885.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/isman-h-suryaman/#itemlist", "name": "Isman H. Suryaman Quotes", "numberOfItems": 3, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“A wise man (or the first comedian in history) once said, \"If you wish to make God laugh, tell him your plans.\" This is why during praying, I occasionally slip in my business plans. If there were an internet of somekind in heaven, my story would've been forwarded to everyone even before lunch break.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Isman H. 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