--- title: "11 IG:caonte_2_funny Quotes" description: "IG:caonte_2_funny has 11 quotes on SMS4Smile. Browse their most insightful sayings." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a43/ig-caonte-2-funny-39300_bitch_hate-when-a-bitch-lie-on-top-of-a-lie-26_26727.jpg" --- # IG:caonte\_2\_funny **11** quotes in **13** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet ## Quotes by IG:caonte\_2\_funny > [Hate when a bitch lie on top of a lie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ig-caonte-2-funny/hate-when-a-bitch-lie-on-top-of-a-lie/) [IG:caonte\_2\_funny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ig-caonte-2-funny/) [Bitch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bitch/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a43/ig-caonte-2-funny-39300_bitch_hate-when-a-bitch-lie-on-top-of-a-lie-26_26727.jpg) > [Gucci Mane rap like hes just know getting from a long ass nap](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ig-caonte-2-funny/gucci-mane-rap-like-hes-just-know-getting-from-a-long-ass-nap/) [IG:caonte\_2\_funny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ig-caonte-2-funny/) [Funny facebook status](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-facebook-status/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/68a/ig-caonte-2-funny-39300_funny-facebook-statu_gucci-mane-rap-like-hes-just-know-gettin_826963.jpg) > [I think if steroids are illegal for athletes why aint photoshop illegal for sum dez ratchet bitches on Facebook...IG & Twitter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ig-caonte-2-funny/i-think-if-steroids-are-illegal-for-athletes-why-aint-photoshop/) [IG:caonte\_2\_funny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ig-caonte-2-funny/) [Funny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fe5/ig-caonte-2-funny-39300_funny_i-think-if-steroids-are-illegal-for-athl_2783565.jpg) > [Hate when hoes b like TeamNoKids...iight bitch dats cause u spend ova $1,000 @ da abortion clinic](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ig-caonte-2-funny/hate-when-hoes-b-like-teamnokids-iight-bitch-dats-cause-u-spend-ova-1/) [IG:caonte\_2\_funny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ig-caonte-2-funny/) [Bitch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bitch/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2a3/ig-caonte-2-funny-39300_bitch_hate-when-hoes-b-like-teamnokids-iight-b_2787760.jpg) > [LIKE if u ever heard a person say I dont live here BUT but their 90% of the timeà](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ig-caonte-2-funny/like-if-u-ever-heard-a-person-say-i-dont-live-here-but-but-their-90/) [IG:caonte\_2\_funny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ig-caonte-2-funny/) [Funny facebook status](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny-facebook-status/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7da/ig-caonte-2-funny-39300_funny-facebook-statu_like-if-u-ever-heard-a-person-say-i-dont_1398604.jpg) > [Bitches be trying act like they single & happy...u single cause ya last name is LEE...UGG-LEE & LONG-LEE](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ig-caonte-2-funny/bitches-be-trying-act-like-they-single-happy-u-single-cause-ya-last/) [IG:caonte\_2\_funny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ig-caonte-2-funny/) [Bitches](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bitches/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4c9/ig-caonte-2-funny-39300_bitches_bitches-be-trying-act-like-they-single-h_120908.jpg) > [She ask me would I ever hit her...yea ill hit cha wit dis LOOOOOOOOOOOONGàDIIIIIIIIIIIICKàªlol¬8==========D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ig-caonte-2-funny/she-ask-me-would-i-ever-hit-her-yea-ill-hit-cha-wit-dis/) [IG:caonte\_2\_funny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ig-caonte-2-funny/) [A real woman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/a-real-woman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/352/ig-caonte-2-funny-39300_a-real-woman_she-ask-me-would-i-ever-hit-her-yea-ill_2470355.jpg) > [Ladies...if that men dont respect his own mom,sister,cousins or babymomma dont expect him 2 treat you with respect or any different](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ig-caonte-2-funny/ladies-if-that-men-dont-respect-his-own-mom-sister-cousins-or/) [IG:caonte\_2\_funny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ig-caonte-2-funny/) [A real man](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/a-real-man/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f00/ig-caonte-2-funny-39300_a-real-man_ladies-if-that-men-dont-respect-his-own_2820901.jpg) > [If she want dem heels...she better...STD aka Suck This Dick...lol...I call dat head ova heels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ig-caonte-2-funny/if-she-want-dem-heels-she-better-std-aka-suck-this-dick-lol-i-call/) [IG:caonte\_2\_funny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ig-caonte-2-funny/) [Fashion](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fashion/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f87/ig-caonte-2-funny-39300_funny_if-she-want-dem-heels-she-better-std-aka_927430.jpg) > [I dont understand these niggas...they'll lie to they own kids...brothers...mom...sister...wife...cuzN...friends & etc but will tell da police da truthà](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ig-caonte-2-funny/i-dont-understand-these-niggas-they-ll-lie-to-they-own-kids-brothers/) [IG:caonte\_2\_funny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ig-caonte-2-funny/) [Keeping it real](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/keeping-it-real/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d50/ig-caonte-2-funny-39300_keeping-it-real_i-dont-understand-these-niggas-they-ll-l_3147134.jpg) > [Hate when I'm around old people in they say pull up them pants...I can see your ass...im like damn bitch u dont…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ig-caonte-2-funny/hate-when-i-m-around-old-people-in-they-say-pull-up-them-pants-i-can/) [IG:caonte\_2\_funny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ig-caonte-2-funny/) [Funny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/487/ig-caonte-2-funny-39300_funny_hate-when-i-m-around-old-people-in-they_120770.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": 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