--- title: "Best Howard Stern Sayings" description: "Howard Allan Stern is an American broadcaster, comedian, and media personality. Browse 86 Howard Stern quotes." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b011/author-howard-stern-42463.jpg" --- ![Portrait of Howard Stern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b011/author-howard-stern-42463.jpg) # Howard Stern (1954) Actor United States **86** quotes in **408** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet Howard Stern is an actor from the United States, best known for *Miss America*. ## Quick Facts About Howard Stern Born January 12, 1954 Nationality United States Profession Actor Notable works Miss America Spouse Beth Ostrosky Stern ## About Howard Stern Howard Allan Stern is an American broadcaster, comedian, and media personality. He is best known for The Howard Stern Show, which rose to prominence through national syndication on terrestrial radio from 1986 to 2005; he has broadcast on SiriusXM since 2006. ## Quotes by Howard Stern · Page 3 > [I've always thought that a name says a lot about a person. So naturally, being named Howard, I always wanted to crawl…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-stern/i-ve-always-thought-that-a-name-says-a-lot-about-a-person-so/) [Howard Stern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howard-stern/) [Branding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/branding/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7e0/howard-stern-7904_branding_i-ve-always-thought-that-a-name-says-a-l_2177419.jpg) > [I'm sure some people might be offended by that, but this is my feeling about show business. It's not all about pure…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-stern/i-m-sure-some-people-might-be-offended-by-that-but-this-is-my-feeling/) [Howard Stern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howard-stern/) [Business](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/business/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/31c/howard-stern-7904_business_i-m-sure-some-people-might-be-offended-b_627696.jpg) > [There are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical question is, what won't you do. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-stern/there-are-things-that-i-won-t-do-on-the-radio-i-mean-the-next-logical/) [Howard Stern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howard-stern/) [Air](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/air/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/464/howard-stern-7904_air_there-are-things-that-i-won-t-do-on-the_1838283.jpg) > [Oprah's another liar, a filthy liar. She's telling an enormous woman the size of a planet that she's going to have a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-stern/oprah-s-another-liar-a-filthy-liar-she-s-telling-an-enormous-woman/) [Howard Stern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howard-stern/) [Liar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/liar/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f27/howard-stern-7904_quote_oprah-s-another-liar-a-filthy-liar-she-s_2096273.jpg) > [“Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises -- except for those of us…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-stern/why-be-uptight-about-bowel-movements-and-sex-we-all-have-sex-we-all/) [Howard Stern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howard-stern/) [Bowel movements](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bowel-movements/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0d5/howard-stern-7904_bowel-movements_why-be-uptight-about-bowel-movements-and_3176648.jpg) > [Ellen has said she won't work with me, but quite frankly, after watching her on the stupid show, I gotta tell ya,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-stern/ellen-has-said-she-won-t-work-with-me-but-quite-frankly-after/) [Howard Stern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howard-stern/) [Stupid](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/stupid/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3c4/howard-stern-7904_stupid_ellen-has-said-she-won-t-work-with-me-bu_3210351.jpg) ## Howard Stern by topic [People (11)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/people/howard-stern/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howard-stern/#itemlist", "name": "Howard Stern Quotes", "numberOfItems": 6, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I've always thought that a name says a lot about a person. 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