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# Howard Stern

(1954)   Actor   United States

 **86** quotes in **408** categories

Howard Stern shares his thoughts on work and humor. He says he would work nonstop for a boss and never tire of his audience, but when he feels backed into a corner he can say vicious things. He also jokes that only blue material isn’t enough and that hearing Jay Leno’s name makes him want to vomit.

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Howard Stern is an actor from the United States, best known for *Miss America*.

## Quick Facts About Howard Stern

Born January 12, 1954

Nationality United States

Profession Actor

Notable works Miss America

Spouse Beth Ostrosky Stern

## About Howard Stern

Howard Allan Stern is an American broadcaster, comedian, and media personality. He is best known for The Howard Stern Show, which rose to prominence through national syndication on terrestrial radio from 1986 to 2005; he has broadcast on SiriusXM since 2006.

##  Quotes by Howard Stern

> [I'm the voice of honesty.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-stern/i-m-the-voice-of-honesty/)

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[Honesty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/honesty/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ee3/howard-stern-7904_honesty_i-m-the-voice-of-honesty-2514365_2514365.jpg)

> [“Look at you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-stern/look-at-you/)

[Howard Stern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howard-stern/)

[Look](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/look/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/be2/howard-stern-7904_look_look-at-you-2615264_2615264.jpg)

> [I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-stern/i-am-completely-pissed-off-that-i-m-circumcised/)

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[Circumcised](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/circumcised/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/46c/howard-stern-7904_circumcised_i-am-completely-pissed-off-that-i-m-circ_645393.jpg)

> [Mike Walker is the Hemingway of gossip.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-stern/mike-walker-is-the-hemingway-of-gossip/)

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[Gossip](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/gossip/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a23/howard-stern-7904_gossip_mike-walker-is-the-hemingway-of-gossip-2_274459.jpg)

> [I believe in censorship when it benefits me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-stern/i-believe-in-censorship-when-it-benefits-me/)

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[Believe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/believe/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/210/howard-stern-7904_believe_i-believe-in-censorship-when-it-benefits_498241.jpg)

> [I don't talk about my salary.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-stern/i-don-t-talk-about-my-salary/)

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[Money](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/money/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1ea/howard-stern-7904_salary_i-don-t-talk-about-my-salary-984022_984022.jpg)

> [I will never vote Democrat again, they are Communists.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-stern/i-will-never-vote-democrat-again-they-are-communists/)

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[Communist](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/communist/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e8d/howard-stern-7904_communist_i-will-never-vote-democrat-again-they-ar_2444057.jpg)

> [This country (United States) has too many freedoms.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-stern/this-country-united-states-has-too-many-freedoms/)

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[Country](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/country/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/78c/howard-stern-7904_country_this-country-united-states-has-too-many_2999371.jpg)

> [I will never feel successful.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-stern/i-will-never-feel-successful/)

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[Feel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/feel/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bc2/howard-stern-7904_feel_i-will-never-feel-successful-2697983_2697983.jpg)

> [I think people of lesser talent will become stars.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-stern/i-think-people-of-lesser-talent-will-become-stars/)

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[Fame](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fame/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ef2/howard-stern-7904_fame_i-think-people-of-lesser-talent-will-bec_2792523.jpg)

> [Talent is what drives this world ... Doesn’t matter how many satellites you f---ing stick in the air.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-stern/talent-is-what-drives-this-world-doesn-t-matter-how-many-satellites/)

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[Air](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/air/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2d2/howard-stern-7904_air_talent-is-what-drives-this-world-doesn-t_2038497.jpg)

> [I'm going to take over the world. Everyone watch out, you're in big trouble.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-stern/i-m-going-to-take-over-the-world-everyone-watch-out-you-re-in-big/)

[Howard Stern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howard-stern/)

[Bigs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bigs/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cdf/howard-stern-7904_bigs_i-m-going-to-take-over-the-world-everyon_3040404.jpg)

> [It's okay for a man to commit adultery if his wife is ugly.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-stern/it-s-okay-for-a-man-to-commit-adultery-if-his-wife-is-ugly/)

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[Adultery](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/adultery/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0c6/howard-stern-7904_adultery_it-s-okay-for-a-man-to-commit-adultery-i_2418542.jpg)

> [I will always be mad at someone. That will never go away.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-stern/i-will-always-be-mad-at-someone-that-will-never-go-away/)

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[Away](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/away/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e50/howard-stern-7904_away_i-will-always-be-mad-at-someone-that-wil_2815194.jpg)

> [I think I'm probably a little too desperate to be successful.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-stern/i-think-i-m-probably-a-little-too-desperate-to-be-successful/)

[Howard Stern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howard-stern/)

[Being successful](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/being-successful/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d80/howard-stern-7904_being-successful_i-think-i-m-probably-a-little-too-desper_1640519.jpg)

> [I can't imagine the biggest blow to me was that marriage not working out. That just flipped me out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-stern/i-can-t-imagine-the-biggest-blow-to-me-was-that-marriage-not-working/)

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[Blow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/blow/)

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> [Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-stern/yes-i-believe-blue-material-is-funny-but-if-that-s-all-you-ve-got-you/)

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[Believe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/believe/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d22/howard-stern-7904_believe_yes-i-believe-blue-material-is-funny-but_93027.jpg)

> [I wanted to go hide. I wasn't looking to be more famous, I'm famous enough.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-stern/i-wanted-to-go-hide-i-wasn-t-looking-to-be-more-famous-i-m-famous/)

[Howard Stern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howard-stern/)

[Enough](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/enough/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fcd/howard-stern-7904_enough_i-wanted-to-go-hide-i-wasn-t-looking-to_1827644.jpg)

> [We are busy planning the launch of the channel. I am busy planning all kinds of events that go on the channel…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-stern/we-are-busy-planning-the-launch-of-the-channel-i-am-busy-planning-all/)

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[All kinds](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/all-kinds/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/803/howard-stern-7904_all-kinds_we-are-busy-planning-the-launch-of-the-c_2578453.jpg)

> [I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-stern/i-m-about-being-funny-if-i-can-make-a-joke-using-profanity-i-will-but/)

[Howard Stern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howard-stern/)

[Being funny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/being-funny/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ff2/howard-stern-7904_being-funny_i-m-about-being-funny-if-i-can-make-a-jo_403113.jpg)

> [It causes me great pain to sue the company I work for. Nevertheless, I had to do it. Suffice it to say,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-stern/it-causes-me-great-pain-to-sue-the-company-i-work-for-nevertheless-i/)

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[Believe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/believe/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/48e/howard-stern-7904_believe_it-causes-me-great-pain-to-sue-the-compa_1695917.jpg)

> [Every time I went on the radio, I would take the crummiest radio station, the station that was like a toilet bowl.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-stern/every-time-i-went-on-the-radio-i-would-take-the-crummiest-radio/)

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[Goes on](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/goes-on/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bfb/howard-stern-7904_goes-on_every-time-i-went-on-the-radio-i-would-t_3047775.jpg)

> [We all get one life to live here. It's 2012, and for gay and lesbian couples who are in love, not to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-stern/we-all-get-one-life-to-live-here-it-s-2012-and-for-gay-and-lesbian/)

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[Able](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/able/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c75/howard-stern-7904_able_we-all-get-one-life-to-live-here-it-s-20_2820949.jpg)

> [Okay, well, I guess I'm still a kid. Because when I get really angry and fired up and I feel like my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-stern/okay-well-i-guess-i-m-still-a-kid-because-when-i-get-really-angry-and/)

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[Angry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/angry/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/66b/howard-stern-7904_angry_okay-well-i-guess-i-m-still-a-kid-becaus_56214.jpg)

> [I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-stern/i-still-feel-like-i-gotta-prove-something-there-are-a-lot-of-people/)

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[Failing](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/failing/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c86/howard-stern-7904_failing_i-still-feel-like-i-gotta-prove-somethin_1218815.jpg)

> [I'm at a point in my career, I've been around a long time now, over 35 years in broadcasting. I don't worry…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-stern/i-m-at-a-point-in-my-career-i-ve-been-around-a-long-time-now-over-35/)

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[America](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/america/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/051/howard-stern-7904_america_i-m-at-a-point-in-my-career-i-ve-been-ar_443294.jpg)

> [And rather than hide that, I would rather put that out on the radio and let someone see the full range of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-stern/and-rather-than-hide-that-i-would-rather-put-that-out-on-the-radio/)

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[Apologizing](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/apologizing/)

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> [These nutbags, like Santorum and Bachmann, who make these people and especially young gay kids feel miserable, shame on them. They're quacks.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-stern/these-nutbags-like-santorum-and-bachmann-who-make-these-people-and/)

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[Feels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/feels/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b20/howard-stern-7904_feels_these-nutbags-like-santorum-and-bachmann_2389639.jpg)

> [I'm for legalizing marijuana. Why pick on those drugs? Valium is legal. You just go to a doctor and get it and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-stern/i-m-for-legalizing-marijuana-why-pick-on-those-drugs-valium-is-legal/)

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[Cabbage](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cabbage/)

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> [I've actually apologized to some people I was a real jerk to, because I feel ashamed. I didn't need to be that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-stern/i-ve-actually-apologized-to-some-people-i-was-a-real-jerk-to-because/)

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[Angry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/angry/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e5a/howard-stern-7904_angry_i-ve-actually-apologized-to-some-people_2745552.jpg)

> [Set about doing good to somebody. Put on your hat and go and visit the sick and poor of your neighborhood; inquire…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-stern/set-about-doing-good-to-somebody-put-on-your-hat-and-go-and-visit-the/)

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[Circumstances](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/circumstances/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1cf/howard-stern-7904_circumstances_set-about-doing-good-to-somebody-put-on_2313200.jpg)

> [I don't think any religion makes any sense and I think people who are into that are really getting duped, and I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-stern/i-don-t-think-any-religion-makes-any-sense-and-i-think-people-who-are/)

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[Atheism](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/atheism/)

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> [I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-stern/i-m-sickened-by-all-religions-religion-has-divided-people-i-don-t/)

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[Religion](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/religion/)

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> [I believe radio is a habitual kind of medium. That people wake up in the morning, they go to work and they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-stern/i-believe-radio-is-a-habitual-kind-of-medium-that-people-wake-up-in/)

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[Radio](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/radio/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fce/howard-stern-7904_quote_i-believe-radio-is-a-habitual-kind-of-me_1555358.jpg)

> [I didn't listen to executives.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-stern/i-didn-t-listen-to-executives/)

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[Communication](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/communication/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2d9/howard-stern-7904_communication_i-didn-t-listen-to-executives-307374_307374.jpg)

> [Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-stern/well-first-of-all-i-m-worth-every-penny/)

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[Firsts](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/firsts/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/178/howard-stern-7904_firsts_well-first-of-all-i-m-worth-every-penny_2737203.jpg)

> [I'm down with just the Backstreet Boys.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-stern/i-m-down-with-just-the-backstreet-boys/)

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[Backstreet](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/backstreet/)

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> [It's no treat being in bed with me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-stern/it-s-no-treat-being-in-bed-with-me/)

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[Bed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bed/)

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> [I feel blessed, I really feel fulfilled.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-stern/i-feel-blessed-i-really-feel-fulfilled/)

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[Blessed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/blessed/)

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> [Don't let the government win.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-stern/don-t-let-the-government-win/)

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[Government](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/government/)

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## Howard Stern by topic

[People (11)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/people/howard-stern/)

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