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# Helen Hiorns

 **4** quotes in **4** categories

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##  Quotes by Helen Hiorns

> [“People are unpredictable and predictable at the same time: it seems that whenever you want someone to surprise you they remain themselves,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-hiorns/people-are-unpredictable-and-predictable-at-the-same-time-it-seems/)

Helen Hiorns

[Stupid decision](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/stupid-decision/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/203/helen-hiorns-73743_time_people-are-unpredictable-and-predictable_25553.jpg)

> [“Had to wrestle a nurse to get the keys. Then I got a lecture on being supportive or something." "Being supportive?" Colton…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-hiorns/had-to-wrestle-a-nurse-to-get-the-keys-then-i-got-a-lecture-on-being/)

Helen Hiorns

[Nurse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/nurse/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dec/helen-hiorns-73743_nurse_had-to-wrestle-a-nurse-to-get-the-keys-t_692788.jpg)

> [“I'm pulling over, You're obviously insane." "Wrong sister.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-hiorns/i-m-pulling-over-you-re-obviously-insane-wrong-sister/)

Helen Hiorns

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a06/helen-hiorns-73743_quote_i-m-pulling-over-you-re-obviously-insane_883226.jpg)

> [“I was hoping you'd be unconscious.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-hiorns/i-was-hoping-you-d-be-unconscious/)

Helen Hiorns

[Hope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hope/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/41d/helen-hiorns-73743_hope_i-was-hoping-you-d-be-unconscious-145181_1451815.jpg)

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