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title: "3 Guy Code Quotes"
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# Guy Code

 **3** quotes in **11** categories

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Guy Code is an American reality comedy television series on MTV2. The series debuted on November 15, 2011, and features various pop culture entertainers, top comics, athletes, and specialized experts who tell the story of the special code of conduct that exists between men.

##  Quotes by Guy Code

> [Two things suck about becoming an adult male - paying taxes and getting a finger in your butt.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/guy-code/two-things-suck-about-becoming-an-adult-male-paying-taxes-and-getting/)

[Guy Code](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/guy-code/)

[Adulthood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/adulthood/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/40b/guy-code-78272_adulthood_two-things-suck-about-becoming-an-adult_12438.jpg)

> [Owning a gun is your constitutional right, but that doesn't mean you should do it. The constitution also gives you the right…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/guy-code/owning-a-gun-is-your-constitutional-right-but-that-doesn-t-mean-you/)

[Guy Code](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/guy-code/)

[Amendment](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/amendment/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e79/guy-code-78272_constitution_owning-a-gun-is-your-constitutional-righ_1204702.jpg)

> [It's okay to be afraid of getting a shot... if you are 4 years old or it's a lethal injection.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/guy-code/it-s-okay-to-be-afraid-of-getting-a-shot-if-you-are-4-years-old-or-it/)

[Guy Code](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/guy-code/)

[Fear](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fear/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9b9/guy-code-78272_fear_it-s-okay-to-be-afraid-of-getting-a-shot_1254349.jpg)

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