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# Gordon Korman

(1963)   Writer   United States

 **130** quotes in **568** categories

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Gordon Korman is a writer from the United States, best known for *Schooled*.

## Quick Facts About Gordon Korman

Born October 23, 1963

Nationality United States

Profession Writer

Notable works Schooled

## About Gordon Korman

His writing career has spanned four decades and some of his titles have reached number one on The New York Times Best Seller list.

##  Quotes by Gordon Korman · Page 2

> [Be the Ambulance. Make toast.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/be-the-ambulance-make-toast/)

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[Ambulance](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/ambulance/)

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> [“We’re gifted,” I explained.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/we-re-gifted-i-explained/)

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[Blessed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/blessed/)

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> [Art theft gave a guy an appetite.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/art-theft-gave-a-guy-an-appetite/)

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[Appetite](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/appetite/)

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> [“Only ten months until June.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/only-ten-months-until-june/)

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[Burnout](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/burnout/)

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> [“On with the chase.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/on-with-the-chase/)

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[Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/chase/)

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> [“and a thick mustache calmly gestured for them to get in. Amy”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/and-a-thick-mustache-calmly-gestured-for-them-to-get-in-amy/)

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[Calmly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/calmly/)

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> [We don't have to love it. We just have to steal it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/we-don-t-have-to-love-it-we-just-have-to-steal-it/)

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[Just](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/just/)

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> [Amy, since when do you have a boyfriend?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/amy-since-when-do-you-have-a-boyfriend/)

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[Amy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/amy/)

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> [I hate France. It's like the whole country's on a diet](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/i-hate-france-it-s-like-the-whole-country-s-on-a-diet/)

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[Country](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/country/)

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> [“All at once, Darren's voice called, "I've got it! It's here!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/all-at-once-darren-s-voice-called-i-ve-got-it-it-s-here/)

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[Called](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/called/)

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> [Global warming doesn't care what's in your bank account." -Sinead Starling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/global-warming-doesn-t-care-what-s-in-your-bank-account-sinead/)

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[Accounts](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/accounts/)

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> [Ask yourself: 'Do I feel the need to laminate?' Then teaching is for you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/ask-yourself-do-i-feel-the-need-to-laminate-then-teaching-is-for-you/)

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[Ask yourself](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/ask-yourself/)

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> [“Dan showed it no mercy. He pushed the throttle as far as it would”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/dan-showed-it-no-mercy-he-pushed-the-throttle-as-far-as-it-would/)

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[Compassion](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/compassion/)

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> [You don't get Billie Joe Armstrong's autograph on your forehead without following your instincts.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/you-don-t-get-billie-joe-armstrong-s-autograph-on-your-forehead/)

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[Armstrong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/armstrong/)

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> [“Challenge isn't going to come from any curriculum, no matter how hard they make it. It's going to come from life.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/challenge-isn-t-going-to-come-from-any-curriculum-no-matter-how-hard/)

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[Challenge](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/challenge/)

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> [“Kid, that was something!” the service chief exclaims admiringly. “If the lift system loses power, can we count on you to pick…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/kid-that-was-something-the-service-chief-exclaims-admiringly-if-the/)

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[Kid](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/kid/)

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> [What did Romeo and Juliet do?” They died,” I remind her gently. “Some mix-up with the poison-](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/what-did-romeo-and-juliet-do-they-died-i-remind-her-gently-some-mix/)

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[Juliet](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/juliet/)

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> [“Hypothesis: Brothers and sisters forge family bonds through a complex byplay of accusations and insults.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/hypothesis-brothers-and-sisters-forge-family-bonds-through-a-complex/)

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[Accusations](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/accusations/)

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> [“We’re all proud of you, Donnie. Your mother and me, Katie—” “Right,” I snorted. “She said I’m dumber than her bladder-challenged dog.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/we-re-all-proud-of-you-donnie-your-mother-and-me-katie-right-i/)

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[Parenting](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/parenting/)

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> [“Dan shrugged. “Maybe when you’re rich, shopping takes longer, since you get to buy more stuff.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/dan-shrugged-maybe-when-you-re-rich-shopping-takes-longer-since-you/)

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[Money](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/money/)

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> [“I don’t know what you guys have in mind,” Pitch said, “but I vote we march it straight to the police station…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/i-don-t-know-what-you-guys-have-in-mind-pitch-said-but-i-vote-we/)

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[Pitch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/pitch/)

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> [“Hamilton was bug-eyed. "Who are those people?" Jonah held his head. "Man, I should have known it was a mistake to say…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/hamilton-was-bug-eyed-who-are-those-people-jonah-held-his-head-man-i/)

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[The39clues](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/the39clues/)

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> [“I cheer when Barnstorm is introduced. I’ve never known anybody on a team before. He waves a crutch in our direction, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/i-cheer-when-barnstorm-is-introduced-i-ve-never-known-anybody-on-a/)

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[Cheer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cheer/)

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> [Nellie's brow furrowed. "The great Mr. Hip-Hop Mogul standing in line with the common peasants? How do you figure that?" Dan grinned.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/nellie-s-brow-furrowed-the-great-mr-hip-hop-mogul-standing-in-line/)

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[Brows](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/brows/)

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> [“During construction, when a worker died, his body was built right into the Wall itself. No one knew how many corpses lay…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/during-construction-when-a-worker-died-his-body-was-built-right-into/)

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[Corpses](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/corpses/)

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> [There's always a way," his sister lectured. "We'll need help, though." "What help?" Amy grinned. "Sometimes it doesn't hurt to be a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/there-s-always-a-way-his-sister-lectured-we-ll-need-help-though-what/)

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[Amy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/amy/)

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> [Free food!" mumbled Hamilton, his mouth full. "No wonder you're rich. You don't have to pay for anything." "Since when is it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/free-food-mumbled-hamilton-his-mouth-full-no-wonder-you-re-rich-you/)

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[Behinds](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/behinds/)

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> [“Registration Day' by Gavin Gunhold (1899— ) Toronto Review of Poetry, 1947 On registration day at taxidermy school I distinctly saw the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/registration-day-by-gavin-gunhold-1899-toronto-review-of-poetry-1947/)

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[Humor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/)

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> [Who's that new guy with the snooty accent who came out and talked to the police?" Evan persisted. "He looks like some…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/who-s-that-new-guy-with-the-snooty-accent-who-came-out-and-talked-to/)

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[Accents](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/accents/)

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> [Jonah spoke what everyone was thinking. "Wouldn't it be Twilight Zone if the door was open, too?" Hamilton tried the knob. It…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/jonah-spoke-what-everyone-was-thinking-wouldn-t-it-be-twilight-zone/)

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[Cards](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cards/)

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> [Hamilton had a complaint. "Why did you have to tell the cops I'm your boyfriend? That's gross, Amy. We're related!" Amy was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/hamilton-had-a-complaint-why-did-you-have-to-tell-the-cops-i-m-your/)

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[Acceptance](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/acceptance/)

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> [The au pair was bug-eyed. "What happened back there?" "It's not our fault!" Dan babbled. "Those guys are crazy! They're like mini-Darth…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/the-au-pair-was-bug-eyed-what-happened-back-there-it-s-not-our-fault/)

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[Bugs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bugs/)

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> [Dan moved forward and replaced Jonah at the helm. "I've got a plan!" "That's my man!" The famous grin disappeared as Jonah…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/dan-moved-forward-and-replaced-jonah-at-the-helm-i-ve-got-a-plan-that/)

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[Amy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/amy/)

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> [“Dan, this is crazy!" Amy quavered. "You can't drive a boat!" "Say's who? It's no different from Xbox!" Wham! The port-side rubber…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/dan-this-is-crazy-amy-quavered-you-can-t-drive-a-boat-say-s-who-it-s/)

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[Bumper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bumper/)

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> [The computer beeped as the upload completed. A moment later, Ian Kabra appeared on the screen. Dan was surprised. "Hey, Ian, isn't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/the-computer-beeped-as-the-upload-completed-a-moment-later-ian-kabra/)

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[Computer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/computer/)

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> [Here's some more stuff we're going to need." 1 pair coveralls 1 extension ladder (30 foot) 1 glass cutter 1 artist's portfolio…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/here-s-some-more-stuff-we-re-going-to-need-1-pair-coveralls-1/)

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[Art](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/art/)

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> [“Sugar maple!" Mary-Todd Holt knelt over her husband. "Are you all right?" Eisenhower sat up, and egg-size lump blooming on his crown.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/sugar-maple-mary-todd-holt-knelt-over-her-husband-are-you-all-right/)

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[Cahill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cahill/)

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> [For someone who'e smarter than a supercomputer, sometimes you're a real idiot.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/for-someone-who-e-smarter-than-a-supercomputer-sometimes-you-re-a/)

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[Idiot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/idiot/)

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> [“With a terrified yelp, the guard turned tail and ran the other way.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/with-a-terrified-yelp-the-guard-turned-tail-and-ran-the-other-way/)

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[Turned Tail](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/turned-tail-3804756/)

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> [“Amy took in the inspired look on her brother’s face. “That’s stealing!” Dan”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/amy-took-in-the-inspired-look-on-her-brother-s-face-that-s-stealing/)

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[Inspiration](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/inspiration/)

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## Gordon Korman by topic

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