--- title: "130 Gordon Korman Quotes - Famous Writer (Schooled)" description: "Gordon Korman quotes about humor, morality, and intelligence." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b010/author-gordon-korman-39036.jpg" --- ![Portrait of Gordon Korman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b010/author-gordon-korman-39036.jpg) # Gordon Korman (1963) Writer United States **130** quotes in **568** categories “He should earn a puffy‑tail for helping and lose it for being mean,” shows a playful way to weigh good and bad deeds. The quotes also joke that even a super‑smart person can act like a real idiot at times. They point out that lying and cheating are tempting shortcuts, but being nice isn’t always easy. Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet Gordon Korman is a writer from the United States, best known for *Schooled*. ## Quick Facts About Gordon Korman Born October 23, 1963 Nationality United States Profession Writer Notable works Schooled ## About Gordon Korman His writing career has spanned four decades and some of his titles have reached number one on The New York Times Best Seller list. ## Quotes by Gordon Korman > [Ask me. I'm a cow expert.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/ask-me-i-m-a-cow-expert/) [Gordon Korman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gordon-korman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e31/gordon-korman-3400_ask-me_ask-me-i-m-a-cow-expert-1218602_1218602.jpg) > [“He felt old at eleven. Amy”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/he-felt-old-at-eleven-amy/) [Gordon Korman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gordon-korman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dfb/gordon-korman-3400_felt_he-felt-old-at-eleven-amy-2552403_2552403.jpg) > [If the cake fits, eat it!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/if-the-cake-fits-eat-it/) [Gordon Korman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gordon-korman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/87f/gordon-korman-3400_cake_if-the-cake-fits-eat-it-546048_546048.jpg) > [“She was salted in the ladies’ room?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/she-was-salted-in-the-ladies-room/) [Gordon Korman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gordon-korman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f66/gordon-korman-3400_ladies_she-was-salted-in-the-ladies-room-281417_281417.jpg) > [“Never trust a Cahill.” They”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/never-trust-a-cahill-they/) [Gordon Korman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gordon-korman/) [Trust](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/trust/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/453/gordon-korman-3400_trust_never-trust-a-cahill-they-2000568_2000568.jpg) > [“you-know-who.” Amy”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/you-know-who-amy/) [Gordon Korman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gordon-korman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/354/gordon-korman-3400_know_you-know-who-amy-2966186_2966186.jpg) > [“And there was her miracle.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/and-there-was-her-miracle/) [Gordon Korman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gordon-korman/) [Heart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/heart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ac6/gordon-korman-3400_heart_and-there-was-her-miracle-3231817_3231817.jpg) > [“Mr. McIntyre, friend or enemy?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/mr-mcintyre-friend-or-enemy/) [Gordon Korman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gordon-korman/) [Enemy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/enemy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4e6/gordon-korman-3400_quote_mr-mcintyre-friend-or-enemy-1061696_1061696.jpg) > [“Follow him!” Amy said urgently. “Why?” “Do it!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/follow-him-amy-said-urgently-why-do-it/) [Gordon Korman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gordon-korman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/94e/gordon-korman-3400_follow_follow-him-amy-said-urgently-why-do-it-2_2445513.jpg) > [Slime him, sis," Dan urged, "Make him a redcoat.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/slime-him-sis-dan-urged-make-him-a-redcoat/) [Gordon Korman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gordon-korman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a90/gordon-korman-3400_slime_slime-him-sis-dan-urged-make-him-a-redco_2764251.jpg) > [If it isn't on YouTube, it might as well have never happened.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/if-it-isn-t-on-youtube-it-might-as-well-have-never-happened/) [Gordon Korman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gordon-korman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/91c/gordon-korman-3400_happened_if-it-isn-t-on-youtube-it-might-as-well_1706641.jpg) > [“them from both sides, it looked like escape. Dan”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/them-from-both-sides-it-looked-like-escape-dan/) [Gordon Korman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gordon-korman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c4f/gordon-korman-3400_sides_them-from-both-sides-it-looked-like-esca_465821.jpg) > [No fair! Those guys ripped off what we rightfully stole!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/no-fair-those-guys-ripped-off-what-we-rightfully-stole/) [Gordon Korman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gordon-korman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7ad/gordon-korman-3400_guy_no-fair-those-guys-ripped-off-what-we-ri_2812884.jpg) > [“It’s cat food — it’s for people like you!” Saladin”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/it-s-cat-food-it-s-for-people-like-you-saladin/) [Gordon Korman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gordon-korman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6fe/gordon-korman-3400_cat-food_it-s-cat-food-it-s-for-people-like-you-s_843782.jpg) > [“I have a percription ferret. I'm not a good judge of weird.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/i-have-a-percription-ferret-i-m-not-a-good-judge-of-weird/) [Gordon Korman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gordon-korman/) [Ferret](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/ferret/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6b2/gordon-korman-3400_ferret_i-have-a-percription-ferret-i-m-not-a-go_447551.jpg) > [For someone who's smarter than a supercomputer, sometimes you're a real idiot.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/for-someone-who-s-smarter-than-a-supercomputer-sometimes-you-re-a/) [Gordon Korman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gordon-korman/) [Ian kabra](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/ian-kabra/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/692/gordon-korman-3400_ian-kabra_for-someone-who-s-smarter-than-a-superco_73810.jpg) > [“Shhh,” her brother whispered. “I think we’re on the yacht.” She got shakily to her feet. The deck pitched slightly.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/shhh-her-brother-whispered-i-think-we-re-on-the-yacht-she-got-shakily/) [Gordon Korman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gordon-korman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/638/gordon-korman-3400_yacht_shhh-her-brother-whispered-i-think-we-re_2806912.jpg) > [“Who's Evan?" Ian asked. "Amy's boyfriend!" "Amy, since when do you have a boyfriend?" Ian probed. "Since none of your business !”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/who-s-evan-ian-asked-amy-s-boyfriend-amy-since-when-do-you-have-a/) [Gordon Korman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gordon-korman/) [Business](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/business/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bbe/gordon-korman-3400_business_who-s-evan-ian-asked-amy-s-boyfriend-amy_3167510.jpg) > [When we lock things away," he said with conviction, "we're really imprisoning ourselves.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/when-we-lock-things-away-he-said-with-conviction-we-re-really/) [Gordon Korman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gordon-korman/) [Conviction](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/conviction/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/667/gordon-korman-3400_conviction_when-we-lock-things-away-he-said-with-co_1503299.jpg) > [“Jonah shook his head, clucking in false sympathy. “Told you guys — no way out.” They”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/jonah-shook-his-head-clucking-in-false-sympathy-told-you-guys-no-way/) [Gordon Korman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gordon-korman/) [Jonah](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/jonah/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0d9/gordon-korman-3400_jonah_jonah-shook-his-head-clucking-in-false-s_3088754.jpg) > [Jonah peered critically up at the Renaissance masterpiece. "Man, those copies don't due it justice. This one's the truth!" "Only a Janus,"…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/jonah-peered-critically-up-at-the-renaissance-masterpiece-man-those/) [Gordon Korman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gordon-korman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/571/gordon-korman-3400_copies_jonah-peered-critically-up-at-the-renais_1274819.jpg) > [“And then the cold muzzle of a dart gun at the back of her neck erased all other brain activity.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/and-then-the-cold-muzzle-of-a-dart-gun-at-the-back-of-her-neck-erased/) [Gordon Korman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gordon-korman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/811/gordon-korman-3400_quote_and-then-the-cold-muzzle-of-a-dart-gun-a_1849299.jpg) > [“That Mesozoic mama's boy wouldn't have lasted five seconds in the Cretaceous period.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/that-mesozoic-mama-s-boy-wouldn-t-have-lasted-five-seconds-in-the/) [Gordon Korman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gordon-korman/) [Barney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/barney/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/601/gordon-korman-3400_barney_that-mesozoic-mama-s-boy-wouldn-t-have-l_2013623.jpg) > [“It’s like living your whole life without ever looking in a mirror, Amy thought, and suddenly you see your reflection, and you’re…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/it-s-like-living-your-whole-life-without-ever-looking-in-a-mirror-amy/) [Gordon Korman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gordon-korman/) [Life](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/life/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/298/gordon-korman-3400_life_it-s-like-living-your-whole-life-without_2761186.jpg) > [Where's Amy?" Ian put in. "Will you please get her to call that Evan character? He rings here twenty times a day.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/where-s-amy-ian-put-in-will-you-please-get-her-to-call-that-evan/) [Gordon Korman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gordon-korman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/196/gordon-korman-3400_amy_where-s-amy-ian-put-in-will-you-please-g_456620.jpg) > [They crested a rise, and there it was, in the hollow between rolling hills—a low, square building, ghostly gray in the moonlight.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/they-crested-a-rise-and-there-it-was-in-the-hollow-between-rolling/) [Gordon Korman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gordon-korman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/035/gordon-korman-3400_building_they-crested-a-rise-and-there-it-was-in_1060535.jpg) > [Yeah!" shouted Jonah, twirling the much larger Hamilton around the restaurant in a victory dance. The other diners watched in amazement. This…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/yeah-shouted-jonah-twirling-the-much-larger-hamilton-around-the/) [Gordon Korman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gordon-korman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1ff/gordon-korman-3400_amazement_yeah-shouted-jonah-twirling-the-much-lar_1111573.jpg) > [“Plus, Barnstorm is complaining about his mobility with only one crutch. “Then you shouldn’t have busted the other one over Elaine’s head,”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/plus-barnstorm-is-complaining-about-his-mobility-with-only-one-crutch/) [Gordon Korman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gordon-korman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9c2/gordon-korman-3400_back_plus-barnstorm-is-complaining-about-his_3136377.jpg) > [Ian sighed wanly. "I once had the means to be gaga over art–before I found myself in a country where the standard…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/ian-sighed-wanly-i-once-had-the-means-to-be-gaga-over-art-before-i/) [Gordon Korman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gordon-korman/) [Art](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/art/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/292/gordon-korman-3400_art_ian-sighed-wanly-i-once-had-the-means-to_266952.jpg) > [Dan instantly recognized the angry scratch that stretched from the corner of Ian's eye all the way along the olive skin to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/dan-instantly-recognized-the-angry-scratch-that-stretched-from-the/) [Gordon Korman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gordon-korman/) [Angry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/angry/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2bc/gordon-korman-3400_angry_dan-instantly-recognized-the-angry-scrat_1874835.jpg) > [“This is an awful thing that’s happened to you, but it’s also presenting you with a rare opportunity. You have the chance…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/this-is-an-awful-thing-that-s-happened-to-you-but-it-s-also/) [Gordon Korman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gordon-korman/) [Fresh start](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fresh-start/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6f7/gordon-korman-3400_fresh-start_this-is-an-awful-thing-that-s-happened-t_2418788.jpg) > [Oh, no-" They weren't even on the runway, and Jonah's father was already immersed in his BlackBerry. "Remember those 'Live Large with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/oh-no-they-weren-t-even-on-the-runway-and-jonah-s-father-was-already/) [Gordon Korman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gordon-korman/) [Ancestor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/ancestor/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/147/gordon-korman-3400_ancestor_oh-no-they-weren-t-even-on-the-runway-an_685782.jpg) > [“It was no place for a Kabra, not even a poor one living in exile with a psychopathic cat. He approached the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/it-was-no-place-for-a-kabra-not-even-a-poor-one-living-in-exile-with/) [Gordon Korman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gordon-korman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7b2/gordon-korman-3400_the39clues_it-was-no-place-for-a-kabra-not-even-a-p_347694.jpg) > [“Amy turned to Nellie. "Can you create a diversion to draw the clerk outside?" The au pair was wary. "What kind of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/amy-turned-to-nellie-can-you-create-a-diversion-to-draw-the-clerk/) [Gordon Korman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gordon-korman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ab5/gordon-korman-3400_amy-cahill_amy-turned-to-nellie-can-you-create-a-di_1379858.jpg) > [The key to the city of Florence was about two feet long, and painted a garish gold. Hamilton was fascinated by it.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/the-key-to-the-city-of-florence-was-about-two-feet-long-and-painted-a/) [Gordon Korman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gordon-korman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/05b/gordon-korman-3400_bigs_the-key-to-the-city-of-florence-was-abou_373617.jpg) > [Nellie Gomez awoke to a splitting headache. Worse, she was still hungry. "Where's my croissant?" she demanded of the person leaning over…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/nellie-gomez-awoke-to-a-splitting-headache-worse-she-was-still-hungry/) [Gordon Korman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gordon-korman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2e8/gordon-korman-3400_behinds_nellie-gomez-awoke-to-a-splitting-headac_2704469.jpg) > [You two have to promise to be careful!" Sinead handed Amy a small plastic bag. "I made you a going-away present–a high-powered…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/you-two-have-to-promise-to-be-careful-sinead-handed-amy-a-small/) [Gordon Korman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gordon-korman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/139/gordon-korman-3400_amy_you-two-have-to-promise-to-be-careful-si_1427739.jpg) > [“I think you're going to like these," she said, placing the stack on the table. "The whole class spent Monday and Tuesday…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/i-think-you-re-going-to-like-these-she-said-placing-the-stack-on-the/) [Gordon Korman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gordon-korman/) [Art class](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/art-class/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/622/gordon-korman-3400_art-class_i-think-you-re-going-to-like-these-she-s_2708708.jpg) > [“Desperately, Phoenix attempted to maneuver both tips of the instrument around the bullet. He knew that each move caused Nellie unimaginable pain,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/desperately-phoenix-attempted-to-maneuver-both-tips-of-the-instrument/) [Gordon Korman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gordon-korman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/43a/gordon-korman-3400_gaze_desperately-phoenix-attempted-to-maneuve_3188828.jpg) > [“You know what punk is? a bunch of no-talent guys who really, really want to be in a band. Nobody reads music,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/you-know-what-punk-is-a-bunch-of-no-talent-guys-who-really-really/) [Gordon Korman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gordon-korman/) [Music](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/music/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/197/gordon-korman-3400_music_you-know-what-punk-is-a-bunch-of-no-tale_1200762.jpg) ## Gordon Korman by topic [Jonah (12)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/jonah/gordon-korman/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gordon-korman/#itemlist", "name": "Gordon Korman Quotes", "numberOfItems": 40, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Ask me. 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He rings here twenty times a day. He's either the most mule-headed person who ever lived, or he really likes your sister. She has to have mercy on him–on all of us!", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Gordon Korman" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/where-s-amy-ian-put-in-will-you-please-get-her-to-call-that-evan/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/196/gordon-korman-3400_amy_where-s-amy-ian-put-in-will-you-please-g_456620.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/196/gordon-korman-3400_amy_where-s-amy-ian-put-in-will-you-please-g_456620.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/196/gordon-korman-3400_amy_where-s-amy-ian-put-in-will-you-please-g_456620.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Where's Amy?\" Ian put in. \"Will you please get her to call that Evan character? He rings here twenty times a…” — Gordon Korman", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 26, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "They crested a rise, and there it was, in the hollow between rolling hills—a low, square building, ghostly gray in the moonlight. \"Is that it?\" asked Hamilton. \"It probably isn't the local opera house,\" groaned Ian.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Gordon Korman" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/they-crested-a-rise-and-there-it-was-in-the-hollow-between-rolling/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/035/gordon-korman-3400_building_they-crested-a-rise-and-there-it-was-in_1060535.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/035/gordon-korman-3400_building_they-crested-a-rise-and-there-it-was-in_1060535.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/035/gordon-korman-3400_building_they-crested-a-rise-and-there-it-was-in_1060535.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“They crested a rise, and there it was, in the hollow between rolling hills—a low, square building, ghostly…” — Gordon Korman", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 27, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Yeah!\" shouted Jonah, twirling the much larger Hamilton around the restaurant in a victory dance. 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The other…” — Gordon Korman", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 28, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Plus, Barnstorm is complaining about his mobility with only one crutch. “Then you shouldn’t have busted the other one over Elaine’s head,” Aldo tells him. “It was her back, not her head,” Barnstorm retorts. “I saved her life, man. She’d better remember that while deciding who her next victim’s going to be.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Gordon Korman" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/plus-barnstorm-is-complaining-about-his-mobility-with-only-one-crutch/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9c2/gordon-korman-3400_back_plus-barnstorm-is-complaining-about-his_3136377.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9c2/gordon-korman-3400_back_plus-barnstorm-is-complaining-about-his_3136377.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9c2/gordon-korman-3400_back_plus-barnstorm-is-complaining-about-his_3136377.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Plus, Barnstorm is complaining about his mobility with only one crutch. “Then you shouldn’t have busted the…” — Gordon Korman", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 29, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Ian sighed wanly. \"I once had the means to be gaga over art–before I found myself in a country where the standard of beauty is toaster waffles shaped like cartoon characters.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Gordon Korman" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/ian-sighed-wanly-i-once-had-the-means-to-be-gaga-over-art-before-i/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/292/gordon-korman-3400_art_ian-sighed-wanly-i-once-had-the-means-to_266952.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/292/gordon-korman-3400_art_ian-sighed-wanly-i-once-had-the-means-to_266952.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/292/gordon-korman-3400_art_ian-sighed-wanly-i-once-had-the-means-to_266952.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Ian sighed wanly. \"I once had the means to be gaga over art–before I found myself in a country where the…” — Gordon Korman", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 30, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Dan instantly recognized the angry scratch that stretched from the corner of Ian's eye all the way along the olive skin to his chin. \"Have you been messing with Saladin?\" \"No. Saladin has been messing with me,\" Ian shot back. \"He isn't big on Lucians,\" Dan explained. \"Animals are really good judges of character.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Gordon Korman" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/dan-instantly-recognized-the-angry-scratch-that-stretched-from-the/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2bc/gordon-korman-3400_angry_dan-instantly-recognized-the-angry-scrat_1874835.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2bc/gordon-korman-3400_angry_dan-instantly-recognized-the-angry-scrat_1874835.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2bc/gordon-korman-3400_angry_dan-instantly-recognized-the-angry-scrat_1874835.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Dan instantly recognized the angry scratch that stretched from the corner of Ian's eye all the way along the…” — Gordon Korman", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 31, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“This is an awful thing that’s happened to you, but it’s also presenting you with a rare opportunity. 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Well, guess how that translates into Chinese- 'Jonah Wizard Makes Your Ancestors Fat'.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Gordon Korman" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/oh-no-they-weren-t-even-on-the-runway-and-jonah-s-father-was-already/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/147/gordon-korman-3400_ancestor_oh-no-they-weren-t-even-on-the-runway-an_685782.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/147/gordon-korman-3400_ancestor_oh-no-they-weren-t-even-on-the-runway-an_685782.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/147/gordon-korman-3400_ancestor_oh-no-they-weren-t-even-on-the-runway-an_685782.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Oh, no-\" They weren't even on the runway, and Jonah's father was already immersed in his BlackBerry…” — Gordon Korman", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 33, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“It was no place for a Kabra, not even a poor one living in exile with a psychopathic cat. He approached the counter and rand the bell with authority. The clerk turned around. Evan Tolliver. \"You're Amy's cousin!\" \"Yes, I am,\" Ian confirmed. \"I have here a list of items–\" \"Have you heard from her?\" Evan interrupted. \"Is she okay?\" \"Her health is excellent.\" \"No, I mean–\" Ian sighed. \"Why should you care? She promises to phone you, and she doesn't. You were nearly arrested, thanks to her. There's a message in there somewhere, don't you agree?\" Evan nodded sadly. \"I kind of think so, too. But we were awesome together. She's smart, fun to be with, and not immature like most of the girls in our school. It's as if she has an automatic switch for when it's time to be serious–she can almost be old beyond her years at times. Where do you learn something like that?\" \"I have no earthly idea,\" Ian lied.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Gordon Korman" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/it-was-no-place-for-a-kabra-not-even-a-poor-one-living-in-exile-with/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7b2/gordon-korman-3400_the39clues_it-was-no-place-for-a-kabra-not-even-a-p_347694.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7b2/gordon-korman-3400_the39clues_it-was-no-place-for-a-kabra-not-even-a-p_347694.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7b2/gordon-korman-3400_the39clues_it-was-no-place-for-a-kabra-not-even-a-p_347694.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“It was no place for a Kabra, not even a poor one living in exile with a psychopathic cat. He approached the…” — Gordon Korman", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 34, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Amy turned to Nellie. \"Can you create a diversion to draw the clerk outside?\" The au pair was wary. \"What kind of diversion?\" \"You could pretend to be lost,\" Dan proposed. \"The guy comes out to give you directions, and we slip inside.\" \"That's the most sexist idea I've ever heard,\" Nellie said harshly. \"I'm female, so I have to be clueless. He's male, so he's got a great sense of direction.\" \"Maybe you're from out of town,\" Dan suggested. \"Wait–you are from out of town.\" Nellie stashed their bags under a bench and set Saladin on the seat with a stern \"You're the watchcat. Anybody touches those bags, unleash your inner tiger.\" The Egyptian Mau surveyed the street uncertainly. \" Mrrp .\" Nellie sighed. \"Lucky for us there's no one around. Okay, I'm going in there. Be ready.\" The clerk said something to her–probably May I help you? She smiled apologetically. \"I don't speak Italian.\" \"Ah–you are American.\" His accent was heavy, but he seemed eager to please. \"I will assist you.\" He took in her black nail polish and nose ring. \"Punk, perhaps, is your enjoyment?\" \"More like a punk/reggae fusion,\" Nellie replied thoughtfully. \"With a country feel. And operatic vocals.\" The clerk stared in perplexity. Nellie began to tour the aisles, pulling out CDs left and right. \"Ah–Artic Monkeys–that's what I'm talking about. And some Bad Brains–from the eighties. Foo Fighters–I'll need a couple from those guys. And don't forget Linkin Park...\" He watched in awe as she stacked up an enormous armload of music. \"There,\" she finished, slapping Frank Zappa's Greatest Hits on top of the pile. \"That should do for a start.\" \"You are a music lover,\" said the wide-eyed cashier. \"No, I'm a kleptomaniac.\" And she dashed out the door.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Gordon Korman" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/amy-turned-to-nellie-can-you-create-a-diversion-to-draw-the-clerk/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ab5/gordon-korman-3400_amy-cahill_amy-turned-to-nellie-can-you-create-a-di_1379858.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ab5/gordon-korman-3400_amy-cahill_amy-turned-to-nellie-can-you-create-a-di_1379858.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ab5/gordon-korman-3400_amy-cahill_amy-turned-to-nellie-can-you-create-a-di_1379858.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Amy turned to Nellie. \"Can you create a diversion to draw the clerk outside?\" The au pair was wary. \"What…” — Gordon Korman", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 35, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "The key to the city of Florence was about two feet long, and painted a garish gold. Hamilton was fascinated by it. \"Wow! How big is the lock?\" Jonah laughed. \"There is no lock, cuz. It's an honorary gig. Back in my crib in LA, I've got a whole shed full of keys from different cities. Want to know the kicker? I can't get at them. The gardener lost the key to the shed.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Gordon Korman" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/the-key-to-the-city-of-florence-was-about-two-feet-long-and-painted-a/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/05b/gordon-korman-3400_bigs_the-key-to-the-city-of-florence-was-abou_373617.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/05b/gordon-korman-3400_bigs_the-key-to-the-city-of-florence-was-abou_373617.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/05b/gordon-korman-3400_bigs_the-key-to-the-city-of-florence-was-abou_373617.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The key to the city of Florence was about two feet long, and painted a garish gold. Hamilton was fascinated…” — Gordon Korman", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 36, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Nellie Gomez awoke to a splitting headache. Worse, she was still hungry. \"Where's my croissant?\" she demanded of the person leaning over her. \"Dear child,\" came a strangely familiar voice. \"Don't 'dear child' me!\" she snapped. The twenty-two-year-old punk rocker ran black-polished fingernails through black-and-orange-dyed hair, which did nothing to soothe the pounding behind her black-shaded eyes. \"Give me my croissant or I'll–\" It was then that she suddenly realized she was threatening the venerable Alistair Oh. \"Alistair, what are you doing here?", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Gordon Korman" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/nellie-gomez-awoke-to-a-splitting-headache-worse-she-was-still-hungry/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2e8/gordon-korman-3400_behinds_nellie-gomez-awoke-to-a-splitting-headac_2704469.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2e8/gordon-korman-3400_behinds_nellie-gomez-awoke-to-a-splitting-headac_2704469.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2e8/gordon-korman-3400_behinds_nellie-gomez-awoke-to-a-splitting-headac_2704469.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Nellie Gomez awoke to a splitting headache. Worse, she was still hungry. \"Where's my croissant?\" she…” — Gordon Korman", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 37, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "You two have to promise to be careful!\" Sinead handed Amy a small plastic bag. \"I made you a going-away present–a high-powered miniature smoke bomb. Could come in handy against the Vespers. It works with knockout gas, so I tossed in a couple of breathing filters.\" \"That's the Cahill equivalent of a Hallmark moment,\" Dan observed. \"A smoke bomb. When you care enough to send the very best–explosives.\" \"I'm not a flowers-and-candy kind of girl,\" Sinead informed him.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Gordon Korman" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/you-two-have-to-promise-to-be-careful-sinead-handed-amy-a-small/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/139/gordon-korman-3400_amy_you-two-have-to-promise-to-be-careful-si_1427739.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/139/gordon-korman-3400_amy_you-two-have-to-promise-to-be-careful-si_1427739.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/139/gordon-korman-3400_amy_you-two-have-to-promise-to-be-careful-si_1427739.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“You two have to promise to be careful!\" Sinead handed Amy a small plastic bag. \"I made you a going-away…” — Gordon Korman", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 38, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I think you're going to like these,\" she said, placing the stack on the table. \"The whole class spent Monday and Tuesday painting them up.\" Raymond and Sean lifted up the top poster and stared. ARSE PRESENTS SUPER HALLOWEEN PARTY FOOD, DRINKS, GREAT MUSIC HALLOWEEN TRAMPOLINE COSTUME CONTEST FOR THE MYSTERY PRIZE DON'T MISS IT! She smiled proudly. \"What do you think?\" \"Nice,\" said Sean, wondering why Raymond had suddenly gone so silent and so pale. Finally Raymond found his voice. \"But Ashly, why does it say\" —he pointed to the top line— \"that?\" \"That? That's us. Our initials—Ashly, Raymond, Sean, and Eckerman—I couldn't remember his first name.\" \"I get it,\" said Sean. Raymond was positively white. \"The other kids who worked on them—they didn't—say anything about the posters? The wording maybe?\" \"The whole class really liked them,\" said Ashley. \"I think everyone's favorite part was the initials thing. They thought it was clever.\" Raymond looked up at the ceiling. \"Oh, it was.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Gordon Korman" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/i-think-you-re-going-to-like-these-she-said-placing-the-stack-on-the/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/622/gordon-korman-3400_art-class_i-think-you-re-going-to-like-these-she-s_2708708.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/622/gordon-korman-3400_art-class_i-think-you-re-going-to-like-these-she-s_2708708.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/622/gordon-korman-3400_art-class_i-think-you-re-going-to-like-these-she-s_2708708.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I think you're going to like these,\" she said, placing the stack on the table. \"The whole class spent Monday…” — Gordon Korman", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 39, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Desperately, Phoenix attempted to maneuver both tips of the instrument around the bullet. He knew that each move caused Nellie unimaginable pain, but he could not grasp the target. \"It's no use,\" he sobbed. \"And my hand is going numb.\" In a frenzy, Nellie shouted something into the gag, but no one could understand her. \"I beg your pardon, child?\" queried Alistair. Nellie spat out the rag and rasped, \"Get the Kabra chick!\" \"Natalie?\" Fiske exclaimed. \"She's fallen completely to pieces.\" \"Get her!\" Nellie demanded. \"Anybody with eyebrows plucked like that knows how to use a tweezers!\" Reagan bounded across the room and came back with a shivering, mewling Natalie. \"I can't!\" she wheezed. Fiske poured alchohol over the girl's beautifully manicured fingers. \"You must.\" Still protesting, her eyes tightly shut, she took over the instrument from Phoenix. \"I can't do it! You can't make me—oh!\" She said in sudden surprise. \"This?\" And when she pulled the tweezers out of the wound, the tips were firmly grasping a flattened, blood-slimed bullet. Nellie laughed—and promptly fainted.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Gordon Korman" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/desperately-phoenix-attempted-to-maneuver-both-tips-of-the-instrument/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/43a/gordon-korman-3400_gaze_desperately-phoenix-attempted-to-maneuve_3188828.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/43a/gordon-korman-3400_gaze_desperately-phoenix-attempted-to-maneuve_3188828.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/43a/gordon-korman-3400_gaze_desperately-phoenix-attempted-to-maneuve_3188828.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Desperately, Phoenix attempted to maneuver both tips of the instrument around the bullet. 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