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# GLEN NESBITT

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##  Quotes by GLEN NESBITT

> [“At age forty, he had more employee name tags than girlfriends, and he just started liking mushrooms and zucchini. If they’re fried,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-nesbitt/at-age-forty-he-had-more-employee-name-tags-than-girlfriends-and-he/)

[GLEN NESBITT](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glen-nesbitt/)

[Arrested-development](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/arrested-development-2/)

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> [“My grandma administering the Heimlich is her at her most affectionate.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-nesbitt/my-grandma-administering-the-heimlich-is-her-at-her-most-affectionate/)

[GLEN NESBITT](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glen-nesbitt/)

[Affectionate](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/affectionate/)

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> [“You‬‭ take‬‭ off‬‭ your‬‭ glasses‬‭ to‬‭ try‬‭ to‬‭ appear‬‭ more‬‭ attractive‬, but‬‭ then‬‭ you‬‭ can't‬‭ see,‬‭ and‬‭ you're‬‭ in‬‭ love‬‭ with‬‭ a‬‭…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-nesbitt/you-take-off-your-glasses-to-try-to-appear-more-attractive-but-then/)

[GLEN NESBITT](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glen-nesbitt/)

[Attractive](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/attractive/)

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> [“There’s always room for Jello,” my mom laughs. “Yeah, in the trash can.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-nesbitt/there-s-always-room-for-jello-my-mom-laughs-yeah-in-the-trash-can/)

[GLEN NESBITT](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glen-nesbitt/)

[Jello](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/jello/)

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