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# Geoff Hill

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##  Quotes by Geoff Hill

> [“At least in a democracy we get to choose our own idiots. My”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/geoff-hill/at-least-in-a-democracy-we-get-to-choose-our-own-idiots-my/)

[Geoff Hill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/geoff-hill/)

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> [“By dark, finally, we came to Qazvin, a pleasant, tree-lined town, which Byron said was noted for homosexuality and stupidity, although not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/geoff-hill/by-dark-finally-we-came-to-qazvin-a-pleasant-tree-lined-town-which/)

[Geoff Hill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/geoff-hill/)

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> [“Hey, listen,’ said Bob, ‘have a great trip. But just be careful around old folks like us – we’re the biggest carriers…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/geoff-hill/hey-listen-said-bob-have-a-great-trip-but-just-be-careful-around-old/)

[Geoff Hill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/geoff-hill/)

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> [“There was no one to pick the apricots, laughter was only a memory, and the swimming pool was as empty as an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/geoff-hill/there-was-no-one-to-pick-the-apricots-laughter-was-only-a-memory-and/)

[Geoff Hill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/geoff-hill/)

[Swimming pool](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/swimming-pool/)

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> [“In 2002, BBC jounalists Fergal Keane and Mark Dowd made a documentary for the Panorama programme in which they asked how much…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/geoff-hill/in-2002-bbc-jounalists-fergal-keane-and-mark-dowd-made-a-documentary/)

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