--- title: "Best Gemma Halliday Quotes" description: "Gemma Halliday has 48 quotes on SMS4Smile. Browse their most insightful sayings." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b004/author-gemma-halliday-13972.jpg" --- ![Portrait of Gemma Halliday](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b004/author-gemma-halliday-13972.jpg) # Gemma Halliday **48** quotes in **90** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet ## Quotes by Gemma Halliday · Page 2 > [“Instead, I pulled out my cell and dialed the one person any independent, competent adult calls when a true crisis hits. Mommy.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gemma-halliday/instead-i-pulled-out-my-cell-and-dialed-the-one-person-any/) [Gemma Halliday](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gemma-halliday/) [Mommy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/mommy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a9f/gemma-halliday-13972_mommy_instead-i-pulled-out-my-cell-and-dialed_2446376.jpg) > [“but unless I wanted my mom's neighbor's second cousin's milkman attending my special day, it looked like an afternoon with The List…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gemma-halliday/but-unless-i-wanted-my-mom-s-neighbor-s-second-cousin-s-milkman/) [Gemma Halliday](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gemma-halliday/) [Special Day](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/special-day/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/16f/gemma-halliday-13972_special-day_but-unless-i-wanted-my-mom-s-neighbor-s_798721.jpg) > [“Connor Crane was currently the secret crush of half the female HHH population. And a couple of the males, too.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gemma-halliday/connor-crane-was-currently-the-secret-crush-of-half-the-female-hhh/) [Gemma Halliday](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gemma-halliday/) [Crush](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/crush/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/857/gemma-halliday-13972_crush_connor-crane-was-currently-the-secret-cr_9236.jpg) > [“Mental face palm. Suddenly I wasn't sure there was enough room on the campus for both me and his ego.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gemma-halliday/mental-face-palm-suddenly-i-wasn-t-sure-there-was-enough-room-on-the/) [Gemma Halliday](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gemma-halliday/) [Mental](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/mental/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7d2/gemma-halliday-13972_quote_mental-face-palm-suddenly-i-wasn-t-sure_1566555.jpg) > [“I'll go," he said. "And that's safer because?" "I'm a guy." "Right, and having a pair of dingle balls makes you invincible…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gemma-halliday/i-ll-go-he-said-and-that-s-safer-because-i-m-a-guy-right-and-having-a/) [Gemma Halliday](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gemma-halliday/) [Balls](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/balls/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1a7/gemma-halliday-13972_humor_i-ll-go-he-said-and-that-s-safer-because_1262624.jpg) > [“There are three things you never want to find in your boyfriend's locker: a sweaty jockstrap, a D minus on last week's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gemma-halliday/there-are-three-things-you-never-want-to-find-in-your-boyfriend-s/) [Gemma Halliday](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gemma-halliday/) [History](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/history/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/26d/gemma-halliday-13972_history_there-are-three-things-you-never-want-to_2694229.jpg) > [Men. One minute they have their tongues down your throat and the next they're forbidding you from meeting your own father and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gemma-halliday/men-one-minute-they-have-their-tongues-down-your-throat-and-the-next/) [Gemma Halliday](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gemma-halliday/) [Choices](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/choices/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0ad/gemma-halliday-13972_choices_men-one-minute-they-have-their-tongues-d_1552134.jpg) > [Earthquakes just happen. Tornadoes just happen. Your tongue does not just happen to fall into some other girl's mouth!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gemma-halliday/earthquakes-just-happen-tornadoes-just-happen-your-tongue-does-not/) [Gemma Halliday](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gemma-halliday/) [Cheat](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cheat/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c1/gemma-halliday-13972_cheat_earthquakes-just-happen-tornadoes-just-h_2392610.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gemma-halliday/#itemlist", "name": "Gemma Halliday Quotes", "numberOfItems": 8, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Instead, I pulled out my cell and dialed the one person any independent, competent adult calls when a true crisis hits. 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