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# Gemma Halliday

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##  Quotes by Gemma Halliday

> [“into Studio City with my eyes closed, trying not to think about”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gemma-halliday/into-studio-city-with-my-eyes-closed-trying-not-to-think-about/)

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> [“Well, I guess that tells you not to call me in a crisis.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gemma-halliday/well-i-guess-that-tells-you-not-to-call-me-in-a-crisis/)

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[Crisis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/crisis/)

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> [“Why is it that when someone says "trust me", I always feel less inclined to do so?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gemma-halliday/why-is-it-that-when-someone-says-trust-me-i-always-feel-less-inclined/)

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> [“My philosophy: if the heels are high enough, everyone looks like they have runner's calves, right?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gemma-halliday/my-philosophy-if-the-heels-are-high-enough-everyone-looks-like-they/)

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[Fashion](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fashion/)

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> [“That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus-humping butt monkey!!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gemma-halliday/that-craptastical-gutless-son-of-a-cactus-humping-butt-monkey/)

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[Humor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/)

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> [“Bull-fluff. You didn't break up with a girlfriend of a whole year because of stuff .”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gemma-halliday/bull-fluff-you-didn-t-break-up-with-a-girlfriend-of-a-whole-year/)

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> [My theory: if the malls don't open until ten what's the point of being up earlier than that?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gemma-halliday/my-theory-if-the-malls-don-t-open-until-ten-what-s-the-point-of-being/)

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> [“The first thing I noticed when I woke up was the hippo squatting on my head.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gemma-halliday/the-first-thing-i-noticed-when-i-woke-up-was-the-hippo-squatting-on/)

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> [“I didn't point out that Courtney and I were hardly BFFs. In Mom's world everyone under the age of eighteen was friends…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gemma-halliday/i-didn-t-point-out-that-courtney-and-i-were-hardly-bffs-in-mom-s/)

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[Friendship](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/friendship/)

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> [“Wow, you know a lot of swear words," Sam commented at one point. "And here I thought I had a dirty mouth."…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gemma-halliday/wow-you-know-a-lot-of-swear-words-sam-commented-at-one-point-and-here/)

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[Humor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/)

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> [“ Chase leaned in close. "hey" What? Are you wearing perfume? No... why would I be wearing perfume?... You sure you're not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gemma-halliday/chase-leaned-in-close-hey-what-are-you-wearing-perfume-no-why-would-i/)

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> [“Ramirez and I wanted to spend our first Christmas Eve together with just a nice, romantic, quiet evening at home.” “I never…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gemma-halliday/ramirez-and-i-wanted-to-spend-our-first-christmas-eve-together-with/)

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[Christmas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/christmas/)

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> [“To say I didn't have great luck in the guy department was like saying Ryan Seacrest didn't have great luck in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gemma-halliday/to-say-i-didn-t-have-great-luck-in-the-guy-department-was-like-saying/)

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[Luck](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/luck/)

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> [“If my tiny studio apartment in Santa Monica were, heaven forbid, to go up in a blazing inferno, the one thing I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gemma-halliday/if-my-tiny-studio-apartment-in-santa-monica-were-heaven-forbid-to-go/)

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> [“Caw! Caw, Hartley, caw!" Chase narrowed his eyes again. "Sam?" I nodded. Then crossed to the window again and called down to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gemma-halliday/caw-caw-hartley-caw-chase-narrowed-his-eyes-again-sam-i-nodded-then/)

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[Humor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/)

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> [“She went in the pool," she finished for me. "Ohmigod. She was killed while tweeting. It was Twittercide!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gemma-halliday/she-went-in-the-pool-she-finished-for-me-ohmigod-she-was-killed-while/)

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> [“While it wasn't a total given that all members of the Color Guard also belonged to the Chastity Club, twirling flags was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gemma-halliday/while-it-wasn-t-a-total-given-that-all-members-of-the-color-guard/)

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[Twirling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/twirling/)

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> [“We actually wanted to ask you a few questions. About the interview you did this morning." At the mention of her KTVU…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gemma-halliday/we-actually-wanted-to-ask-you-a-few-questions-about-the-interview-you/)

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[Interview](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/interview/)

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> [“No matter how much I may love—scratch that, loved, past tense—Josh, I was no dummy. Everyone knows the Y chromosome carries with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gemma-halliday/no-matter-how-much-i-may-love-scratch-that-loved-past-tense-josh-i/)

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> [“After making my way through a bowl full of lawn (Sure, Dana had said it was exotic sautéed greens, but it smelled…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gemma-halliday/after-making-my-way-through-a-bowl-full-of-lawn-sure-dana-had-said-it/)

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[Food](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/food/)

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> [“Our bodies are our temples. They should have a little more respect for themselves than that.” “You know, I could have sworn…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gemma-halliday/our-bodies-are-our-temples-they-should-have-a-little-more-respect-for/)

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[Respect](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/respect/)

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> [“The first thing I did was run. Okay, actually the first thing I did was scream, lose my balance, flail my arms…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gemma-halliday/the-first-thing-i-did-was-run-okay-actually-the-first-thing-i-did-was/)

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> [“Mom perched on the edge of our sofa, her forehead etched with a line of concern I'd grown to know well. It…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gemma-halliday/mom-perched-on-the-edge-of-our-sofa-her-forehead-etched-with-a-line/)

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> [“I need to be casual but not too casual. Dressy but not too dressy. I need him to think I just threw…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gemma-halliday/i-need-to-be-casual-but-not-too-casual-dressy-but-not-too-dressy-i/)

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[Humor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/)

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> [“That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus humping butt monkey" - Hartley Featherston”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gemma-halliday/that-craptastical-gutless-son-of-a-cactus-humping-butt-monkey-hartley/)

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[Humour](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humour/)

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> [“Okay, if there's one thing you don't ever say to a woman on the edge it's that she's hormonal.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gemma-halliday/okay-if-there-s-one-thing-you-don-t-ever-say-to-a-woman-on-the-edge/)

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> [“Tell you what," I said. "I'll learn to cook when you learn to scrub toilets.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gemma-halliday/tell-you-what-i-said-i-ll-learn-to-cook-when-you-learn-to-scrub/)

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> [“She shot me a sugar-coated smile. I matched it calorie for calorie.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gemma-halliday/she-shot-me-a-sugar-coated-smile-i-matched-it-calorie-for-calorie/)

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[Sugar coated](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/sugar-coated/)

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> [“Great. Dead bodies, road kill and Toys R Us. Could this day get any better?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gemma-halliday/great-dead-bodies-road-kill-and-toys-r-us-could-this-day-get-any/)

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> [“All men should be required to have their marital status tattooed on their foreheads.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gemma-halliday/all-men-should-be-required-to-have-their-marital-status-tattooed-on/)

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> [“Do you ever tell the truth?" "Once. In fourth grade. It was overrated.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gemma-halliday/do-you-ever-tell-the-truth-once-in-fourth-grade-it-was-overrated/)

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[Fourth grade](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fourth-grade/)

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> [“In the immortal words of Mr. Burns…eeeeexcellent.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gemma-halliday/in-the-immortal-words-of-mr-burns-eeeeexcellent/)

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> [“it made my little heart go pitter patter that he was racing across an ocean to be by my side. That is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gemma-halliday/it-made-my-little-heart-go-pitter-patter-that-he-was-racing-across-an/)

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> [“Great. Some women cruise Beverly and go home with a pair of Jimmy Choos. I go home with a broken leg.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gemma-halliday/great-some-women-cruise-beverly-and-go-home-with-a-pair-of-jimmy/)

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> [“Holy effing crap, that sucks!" I turned to her. "Effing?" Sam shrugged. "What?" "We're censoring now?" "Kyle says I have a mouth…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gemma-halliday/holy-effing-crap-that-sucks-i-turned-to-her-effing-sam-shrugged-what/)

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> [“I took a deep breath. "I'm sorry I lied, I like your Star Wars sheets, you're not that bad of a driver,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gemma-halliday/i-took-a-deep-breath-i-m-sorry-i-lied-i-like-your-star-wars-sheets/)

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[Humor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/)

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> [“I had to admit it was adorable. You know, in a unicorns-farting-out-rainbows kind of way that made me want to hurl.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gemma-halliday/i-had-to-admit-it-was-adorable-you-know-in-a-unicorns-farting-out/)

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> [“Which leads me to ask...what exactly are you going to do when we get there?" I thought about it. "Rip Josh's nuggets…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gemma-halliday/which-leads-me-to-ask-what-exactly-are-you-going-to-do-when-we-get/)

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> [“So, really, this was all Ramirez's fault. (What can I say? Twelve years of Catholic school had taught me how to reassign…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gemma-halliday/so-really-this-was-all-ramirez-s-fault-what-can-i-say-twelve-years-of/)

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[Guilt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/guilt/)

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> [“Jax Cassidy is a brilliant new voice in contemporary fiction. Full of heat, seduction, and romance, her winning characters are sure to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gemma-halliday/jax-cassidy-is-a-brilliant-new-voice-in-contemporary-fiction-full-of/)

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[Brilliant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/brilliant/)

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