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title: "2 Garth Marenghi Quotes"
description: "Garth Marenghi is a fictional horror author created by British comedian Matthew Holness. He is depicted as a conceited hack writer, who remains blissful..."
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# Garth Marenghi

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Garth Marenghi is a fictional horror author created by British comedian Matthew Holness. He is depicted as a conceited hack writer, who remains blissfully unaware of his lack of talent. Holness has used Marenghi as the framing device for a number of horror parody works, which the character presents

##  Quotes by Garth Marenghi

> [“I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garth-marenghi/i-know-writers-who-use-subtext-and-they-re-all-cowards/)

Garth Marenghi

[Cowards](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cowards/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b87/garth-marenghi-95832_cowards_i-know-writers-who-use-subtext-and-they_649471.jpg)

> [“He whisked off her shoes and panties in one movement, wild like an enraged shark. His bulky totem beating a seductive rhythm.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garth-marenghi/he-whisked-off-her-shoes-and-panties-in-one-movement-wild-like-an/)

Garth Marenghi

[Beast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/beast/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6db/garth-marenghi-95832_beast_he-whisked-off-her-shoes-and-panties-in_793080.jpg)

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