--- title: "Best Garry Shandling Quotes" description: "Garry Emmanuel Shandling was an American actor, comedian, writer, director, and producer. Browse 63 Garry Shandling quotes." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b010/author-garry-shandling-36894.jpg" --- ![Portrait of Garry Shandling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b010/author-garry-shandling-36894.jpg) # Garry Shandling (1949–2016) Actor United States **63** quotes in **387** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet Garry Shandling was an actor from the United States, best known for *Confessions of a late night talk show host*. ## Quick Facts About Garry Shandling Born November 29, 1949 Died March 24, 2016 Nationality United States Profession Actor Notable works Confessions of a late night talk show host ## About Garry Shandling Garry Emmanuel Shandling was an American actor, comedian, writer, director, and producer. ## Awards & Honors Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Writing for a Comedy Series ## Quotes by Garry Shandling · Page 2 > [I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garry-shandling/i-m-very-loyal-in-relationships-even-when-i-go-out-with-my-mom-i-don/) [Garry Shandling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garry-shandling/) [Looks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/looks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0fb/garry-shandling-10848_looks_i-m-very-loyal-in-relationships-even-whe_942203.jpg) > [I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garry-shandling/i-m-dating-a-homeless-woman-it-was-easier-talking-her-into-staying/) [Garry Shandling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garry-shandling/) [Dating](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dating/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/65c/garry-shandling-10848_dating_i-m-dating-a-homeless-woman-it-was-easie_1813587.jpg) > [I think I look great in green, and I'm going to start wearing more green.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garry-shandling/i-think-i-look-great-in-green-and-i-m-going-to-start-wearing-more/) [Garry Shandling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garry-shandling/) [Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/green/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0cb/garry-shandling-10848_green_i-think-i-look-great-in-green-and-i-m-go_2567583.jpg) > [I like going into nature and that's where I'm happiest.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garry-shandling/i-like-going-into-nature-and-that-s-where-i-m-happiest/) [Garry Shandling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garry-shandling/) [Happiest](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/happiest/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/748/garry-shandling-10848_nature_i-like-going-into-nature-and-that-s-wher_1279468.jpg) > [Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garry-shandling/carol-burnett-was-particularly-funny-she-swore-for-the-first-time-on/) [Garry Shandling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garry-shandling/) [Carol burnett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/carol-burnett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/656/garry-shandling-10848_carol-burnett_carol-burnett-was-particularly-funny-she_3112224.jpg) > [When I don't have a good time, it's usually because there's a stiffness that stifles creativity.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garry-shandling/when-i-don-t-have-a-good-time-it-s-usually-because-there-s-a/) [Garry Shandling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garry-shandling/) [Because](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/because/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/567/garry-shandling-10848_because_when-i-don-t-have-a-good-time-it-s-usual_2927619.jpg) > [My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garry-shandling/my-friends-tell-me-i-have-an-intimacy-problem-but-they-don-t-really/) [Garry Shandling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garry-shandling/) [Friends](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/friends/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fb9/garry-shandling-10848_friendship_my-friends-tell-me-i-have-an-intimacy-pr_1709163.jpg) > [Was the Buddha married? His wife would say, "Are you just going to sit around like that all day?"](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garry-shandling/was-the-buddha-married-his-wife-would-say-are-you-just-going-to-sit/) [Garry Shandling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garry-shandling/) [Buddha](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/buddha/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/edc/garry-shandling-10848_buddha_was-the-buddha-married-his-wife-would-sa_2648841.jpg) > [Which is, I'm an optimist that two people can be together to work out their conflicts. And that commitment, I think, might…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garry-shandling/which-is-i-m-an-optimist-that-two-people-can-be-together-to-work-out/) [Garry Shandling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garry-shandling/) [Commitment](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/commitment/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8cc/garry-shandling-10848_commitment_which-is-i-m-an-optimist-that-two-people_2716252.jpg) > [It takes me so long to get tired of a man. It's women that are the problem. Don't get me wrong. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garry-shandling/it-takes-me-so-long-to-get-tired-of-a-man-it-s-women-that-are-the/) [Garry Shandling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garry-shandling/) [Get](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/get/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0c3/garry-shandling-10848_get_it-takes-me-so-long-to-get-tired-of-a-ma_2363047.jpg) > [I think sometimes I should do more carousing, because I don't do much and maybe it would be fun occasionally. It's hard…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garry-shandling/i-think-sometimes-i-should-do-more-carousing-because-i-don-t-do-much/) [Garry Shandling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garry-shandling/) [Comedy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/comedy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/302/garry-shandling-10848_fun_i-think-sometimes-i-should-do-more-carou_1380006.jpg) > [I don''t like this reality television, I have to be honest;I think real people should not be on television; It''s for special…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garry-shandling/i-don-t-like-this-reality-television-i-have-to-be-honest-i-think-real/) [Garry Shandling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garry-shandling/) [Being honest](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/being-honest/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/095/garry-shandling-10848_being-honest_i-don-t-like-this-reality-television-i-h_2449755.jpg) > [I feel that everything I do in my life I can do in a shorter time than most men can. It's the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garry-shandling/i-feel-that-everything-i-do-in-my-life-i-can-do-in-a-shorter-time/) [Garry Shandling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garry-shandling/) [Everything](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/everything/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/53d/garry-shandling-10848_everything_i-feel-that-everything-i-do-in-my-life-i_1086783.jpg) > [I guess he wanted to see a little more sexual activity because in real life, in bed I think less is more…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garry-shandling/i-guess-he-wanted-to-see-a-little-more-sexual-activity-because-in/) [Garry Shandling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garry-shandling/) [Activity](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/activity/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3b5/garry-shandling-10848_activity_i-guess-he-wanted-to-see-a-little-more-s_1588976.jpg) > [I'm good in bed, actually, and I think I could learn to be a good communicator, too. The only trouble with that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garry-shandling/i-m-good-in-bed-actually-and-i-think-i-could-learn-to-be-a-good/) [Garry Shandling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garry-shandling/) [Bed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bed/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3f7/garry-shandling-10848_bed_i-m-good-in-bed-actually-and-i-think-i-c_1909586.jpg) > [Women need to know that not all guys are going to hurt them the way that the guy did before they started…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garry-shandling/women-need-to-know-that-not-all-guys-are-going-to-hurt-them-the-way/) [Garry Shandling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garry-shandling/) [Dating](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dating/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1d3/garry-shandling-10848_dating_women-need-to-know-that-not-all-guys-are_2296125.jpg) > [I may discuss love, and I don't mind if two men fall in love, fine. Two women, fine. But I flinch when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garry-shandling/i-may-discuss-love-and-i-don-t-mind-if-two-men-fall-in-love-fine-two/) [Garry Shandling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garry-shandling/) [Because](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/because/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ecc/garry-shandling-10848_because_i-may-discuss-love-and-i-don-t-mind-if-t_1376183.jpg) > [I don't know why men are so fascinated with television and I think it has something to do with - if I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garry-shandling/i-don-t-know-why-men-are-so-fascinated-with-television-and-i-think-it/) [Garry Shandling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garry-shandling/) [Fascinated](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fascinated/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d99/garry-shandling-10848_fascinated_i-don-t-know-why-men-are-so-fascinated-w_2692376.jpg) > [After making love I said to my girl, Was it good for you too? And she said, I don't think this was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garry-shandling/after-making-love-i-said-to-my-girl-was-it-good-for-you-too-and-she/) [Garry Shandling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garry-shandling/) [Funny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/224/garry-shandling-10848_funny_after-making-love-i-said-to-my-girl-was_2832135.jpg) > [I'm very loyal in a relationship. Any relationship. When I go out with my mom, I don't look at other moms and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garry-shandling/i-m-very-loyal-in-a-relationship-any-relationship-when-i-go-out-with/) [Garry Shandling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garry-shandling/) [Cheese](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cheese/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9f7/garry-shandling-10848_cheese_i-m-very-loyal-in-a-relationship-any-rel_1554946.jpg) > [The comic strip is what I looked at, and it's another reason I did it. The comic strip, where animals would comment…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garry-shandling/the-comic-strip-is-what-i-looked-at-and-it-s-another-reason-i-did-it/) [Garry Shandling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garry-shandling/) [Animal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/animal/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e76/garry-shandling-10848_animal_the-comic-strip-is-what-i-looked-at-and_2082089.jpg) > [I think it's one of the main negative emotional ingredients that fuels show business, because there's so much at stake and the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garry-shandling/i-think-it-s-one-of-the-main-negative-emotional-ingredients-that/) [Garry Shandling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garry-shandling/) [Business](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/business/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c57/garry-shandling-10848_business_i-think-it-s-one-of-the-main-negative-em_394590.jpg) > [I keep my scrapbooks in the car. When I come to a stoplight, I start looking through my past. Sometimes I wish…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garry-shandling/i-keep-my-scrapbooks-in-the-car-when-i-come-to-a-stoplight-i-start/) [Garry Shandling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garry-shandling/) [Car](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/car/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/337/garry-shandling-10848_car_i-keep-my-scrapbooks-in-the-car-when-i-c_161384.jpg) ## Garry Shandling by topic [Thinking (11)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/thinking/garry-shandling/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garry-shandling/#itemlist", "name": "Garry Shandling Quotes", "numberOfItems": 23, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I'm very loyal in relationships. 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