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title: "3 Gareth P. Jones Quotes - Famous Writer"
description: "British children's writer... | Gareth P. Jones is an English children's writer, and author of the Dragon Detective Agency series of books."
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# Gareth P. Jones

(2000)   Writer

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Gareth P. Jones is a writer.

## Quick Facts About Gareth P. Jones

Born January 1, 2000

Profession Writer

## About Gareth P. Jones

British children's writer... \| Gareth P. Jones is an English children's writer, and author of the Dragon Detective Agency series of books.

##  Quotes by Gareth P. Jones

> [“Why are you following me?” “I told you on the phone. I’m selling questions.” “What questions?” “I mostly specialise in IAQs. That’s…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gareth-p-jones/why-are-you-following-me-i-told-you-on-the-phone-i-m-selling/)

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> [“Even the dead need caring for”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gareth-p-jones/even-the-dead-need-caring-for/)

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> [“This is the man who left the message,” said Campbell. “He sells questions.” “Actually, I’ve moved on from questions,” said the salesman.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gareth-p-jones/this-is-the-man-who-left-the-message-said-campbell-he-sells-questions/)

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