--- title: "25 FayJay Quotes" description: "FayJay has 25 quotes on SMS4Smile. Browse their most insightful sayings." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8de/fayjay-24044_difficult_it-turned-out-that-it-was-difficult-to-s_651057.jpg" --- # FayJay **25** quotes in **43** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet ## Quotes by FayJay > [“It turned out that it was difficult to stay cross with a man when you could see his nipples.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/it-turned-out-that-it-was-difficult-to-stay-cross-with-a-man-when-you/) [FayJay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fayjay/) [Difficult](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/difficult/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8de/fayjay-24044_difficult_it-turned-out-that-it-was-difficult-to-s_651057.jpg) > [“Good grief," said Merlin. "You look like the bastard child of Dumbledore and David Bowie. No, sorry, Dumbledore and Ziggy Stardust.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/good-grief-said-merlin-you-look-like-the-bastard-child-of-dumbledore/) [FayJay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fayjay/) [Fashion](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fashion/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/771/fayjay-24044_fashion_good-grief-said-merlin-you-look-like-the_564426.jpg) > [“You know you're having a crappy morning when the best that can be said for it is that at least you're not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/you-know-you-re-having-a-crappy-morning-when-the-best-that-can-be/) [FayJay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fayjay/) [Bad days](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bad-days/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/782/fayjay-24044_quote_you-know-you-re-having-a-crappy-morning_1341496.jpg) > [“Come on, tick tock – Chuck, Fuck or Marry: Arthur, Lance, Brad Pitt." "Chuck Arthur, Fuck Brad, Marry Lance," she said, without hesitating.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/come-on-tick-tock-chuck-fuck-or-marry-arthur-lance-brad-pitt-chuck/) [FayJay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fayjay/) [Tick tock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/tick-tock/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/42f/fayjay-24044_tick-tock_come-on-tick-tock-chuck-fuck-or-marry-ar_1883691.jpg) > [“It's a stage name," said Arthur, impatiently. "Like Madonna." "No, Madonna's actual name is Madonna," pointed out Merlin. "Oh my God, stop…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/it-s-a-stage-name-said-arthur-impatiently-like-madonna-no-madonna-s/) [FayJay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fayjay/) [Gaga](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/gaga/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/556/fayjay-24044_gaga_it-s-a-stage-name-said-arthur-impatientl_578199.jpg) > [“No' seems such a flimsy and inadequate little word to express how very little interest I have in hearing you rambling on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/no-seems-such-a-flimsy-and-inadequate-little-word-to-express-how-very/) [FayJay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fayjay/) [Hilarious](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hilarious/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d70/fayjay-24044_hilarious_no-seems-such-a-flimsy-and-inadequate-li_2144102.jpg) > [“I don't think you're going to pull the wool over anyone's eyes with all this macrame talk.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/i-don-t-think-you-re-going-to-pull-the-wool-over-anyone-s-eyes-with/) [FayJay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fayjay/) [Double entendre](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/double-entendre/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/192/fayjay-24044_double-entendre_i-don-t-think-you-re-going-to-pull-the-w_1117859.jpg) > [ “\[Arthur to Merlin\] I'm the Prince of Wales, and you're Welsh. I can do whatever I bloody well like to you.” ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/arthur-to-merlin-i-m-the-prince-of-wales-and-you-re-welsh-i-can-do/) [FayJay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fayjay/) [Banter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/banter/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8b4/fayjay-24044_banter_arthur-to-merlin-i-m-the-prince-of-wales_1378248.jpg) > [“There – that was the awkward 'I think you're lovely and I do hope we can be friends but, oh, by the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/there-that-was-the-awkward-i-think-you-re-lovely-and-i-do-hope-we-can/) [FayJay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fayjay/) [Awkward](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/awkward/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/46d/fayjay-24044_business_there-that-was-the-awkward-i-think-you-r_1103404.jpg) > [“Its like Mrs Fitzherbert all over again, or that bloody Simpson woman! I do not believe it!" "Sorry," said Merlin, wondering who…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/its-like-mrs-fitzherbert-all-over-again-or-that-bloody-simpson-woman/) [FayJay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fayjay/) [Said Merlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/said-merlin-491343/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4c0/fayjay-24044_quote_its-like-mrs-fitzherbert-all-over-again_1279244.jpg) > [“Merlin smiled. "Thank you, sir! It was just Game Theory." "It was just – is this a Maths thing?" "Well, Maths and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/merlin-smiled-thank-you-sir-it-was-just-game-theory-it-was-just-is/) [FayJay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fayjay/) [Mathematics](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/mathematics/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d4c/fayjay-24044_mathematics_merlin-smiled-thank-you-sir-it-was-just_1293803.jpg) > [“Merlin, if you don't stop whining, I'm going to take Gwen's sword and beat you to death with it," said Arthur, evenly.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/merlin-if-you-don-t-stop-whining-i-m-going-to-take-gwen-s-sword-and/) [FayJay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fayjay/) [Banter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/banter/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e55/fayjay-24044_banter_merlin-if-you-don-t-stop-whining-i-m-goi_1637687.jpg) > [“I wouldn't want to fuck you if you had a ten inch knob made of gold and your arsehole was the gate…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/i-wouldn-t-want-to-fuck-you-if-you-had-a-ten-inch-knob-made-of-gold/) [FayJay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fayjay/) [Fuck](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fuck/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b81/fayjay-24044_homosexual-panic_i-wouldn-t-want-to-fuck-you-if-you-had-a_1851165.jpg) > [“The who with the what now?"The dragon cocked its head to one side and gave this utterance careful consideration. "I'm afraid that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/the-who-with-the-what-now-the-dragon-cocked-its-head-to-one-side-and/) [FayJay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fayjay/) [Gave Utterance](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/gave-utterance-4432987/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/30e/fayjay-24044_quote_the-who-with-the-what-now-the-dragon-coc_1325840.jpg) > [“Oh, shit," said Arthur, covering his face with his hands for a moment and screwing his eyes shut."You've been co-opted.She's got you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/oh-shit-said-arthur-covering-his-face-with-his-hands-for-a-moment-and/) [FayJay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fayjay/) [Funny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0bd/fayjay-24044_funny_oh-shit-said-arthur-covering-his-face-wi_638873.jpg) > [“You are totally Cinderella," Gwen said, undeterred. "You're a big-eared, trouser-wearing, penis-having, magic-wielding Cinderella, if ever there was one." "I – you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/you-are-totally-cinderella-gwen-said-undeterred-you-re-a-big-eared/) [FayJay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fayjay/) [Cinderella](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cinderella/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/377/fayjay-24044_quote_you-are-totally-cinderella-gwen-said-und_1517629.jpg) > [“You – you don't really want to hear me talking about my love life, do you?" "'No' seems such a flimsy and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/you-you-don-t-really-want-to-hear-me-talking-about-my-love-life-do/) [FayJay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fayjay/) [Eating habits](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/eating-habits/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/703/fayjay-24044_eating-habits_you-you-don-t-really-want-to-hear-me-tal_1716602.jpg) > [“His libido,distressingly,didn't seem at all worried about little things like Arthur being an arrogant dick.(Or, to be perfectly,horrifyingly honest,which he had no…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/his-libido-distressingly-didn-t-seem-at-all-worried-about-little/) [FayJay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fayjay/) [Little things](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/little-things/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0ab/fayjay-24044_little-things_his-libido-distressingly-didn-t-seem-at_1990063.jpg) > [“Look, it's all right for you. You don't have to walk along pulling the damned bin while you're wearing a bloody great…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/look-it-s-all-right-for-you-you-don-t-have-to-walk-along-pulling-the/) [FayJay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fayjay/) [Gaze](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/gaze/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cfb/fayjay-24044_quote_look-it-s-all-right-for-you-you-don-t-ha_469914.jpg) > [ “\[Merlin - on realizing the he'd killed a man with his magic.\] It was easy. It shouldn't have been so easy to… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/merlin-on-realizing-the-he-d-killed-a-man-with-his-magic-it-was-easy/) [FayJay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fayjay/) [History](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/history/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b35/fayjay-24044_history_merlin-on-realizing-the-he-d-killed-a-ma_2524554.jpg) > [“Arthur shook his head. "You'd be an appalling mother, Morgana. You're a terrible example, you know," he said, handing her the bottle.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/arthur-shook-his-head-you-d-be-an-appalling-mother-morgana-you-re-a/) [FayJay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fayjay/) [God help](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/god-help/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3b6/fayjay-24044_god-help_arthur-shook-his-head-you-d-be-an-appall_177978.jpg) > [“I've created a monster, haven't I?" said Merlin, staring at the animated figure incredulously. "I think that, technically, I was already a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/i-ve-created-a-monster-haven-t-i-said-merlin-staring-at-the-animated/) [FayJay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fayjay/) [Facebook](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/facebook/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9cf/fayjay-24044_facebook_i-ve-created-a-monster-haven-t-i-said-me_2334742.jpg) > [“You're just jealous of my beard." "No. No, really not. It makes you look like you've got a ferret trying to shag…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/you-re-just-jealous-of-my-beard-no-no-really-not-it-makes-you-look/) [FayJay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fayjay/) [Beard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/beard/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c4a/fayjay-24044_beard_you-re-just-jealous-of-my-beard-no-no-re_2258219.jpg) > [“Second star to the right, and straight on till morning. Another stupid adventure. Come and be king of the world?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/second-star-to-the-right-and-straight-on-till-morning-another-stupid/) [FayJay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fayjay/) [Adventure](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/adventure/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5bc/fayjay-24044_adventure_second-star-to-the-right-and-straight-on_1247518.jpg) > [ “\[Arthur\] "Er... Just how much did you have to drink?" Merlin frowned at Arthur... Both of him. ” ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/arthur-er-just-how-much-did-you-have-to-drink-merlin-frowned-at/) [FayJay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fayjay/) [Drunkenness](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/drunkenness/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/047/fayjay-24044_drunkenness_arthur-er-just-how-much-did-you-have-to_1398590.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fayjay/#itemlist", "name": "FayJay Quotes", "numberOfItems": 25, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“It turned out that it was difficult to stay cross with a man when you could see his nipples.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "FayJay" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/it-turned-out-that-it-was-difficult-to-stay-cross-with-a-man-when-you/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8de/fayjay-24044_difficult_it-turned-out-that-it-was-difficult-to-s_651057.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8de/fayjay-24044_difficult_it-turned-out-that-it-was-difficult-to-s_651057.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8de/fayjay-24044_difficult_it-turned-out-that-it-was-difficult-to-s_651057.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“It turned out that it was difficult to stay cross with a man when you could see his nipples.” — FayJay", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Good grief,\" said Merlin. \"You look like the bastard child of Dumbledore and David Bowie. 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I can do whatever I bloody well like to you.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "FayJay" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/arthur-to-merlin-i-m-the-prince-of-wales-and-you-re-welsh-i-can-do/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8b4/fayjay-24044_banter_arthur-to-merlin-i-m-the-prince-of-wales_1378248.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8b4/fayjay-24044_banter_arthur-to-merlin-i-m-the-prince-of-wales_1378248.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8b4/fayjay-24044_banter_arthur-to-merlin-i-m-the-prince-of-wales_1378248.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“[Arthur to Merlin] I'm the Prince of Wales, and you're Welsh. I can do whatever I bloody well like to you.” — FayJay", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 9, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“There – that was the awkward 'I think you're lovely and I do hope we can be friends but, oh, by the way, please don't get flirty because I'm not really in the vagina business' bit over and done with”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "FayJay" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/there-that-was-the-awkward-i-think-you-re-lovely-and-i-do-hope-we-can/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/46d/fayjay-24044_business_there-that-was-the-awkward-i-think-you-r_1103404.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/46d/fayjay-24044_business_there-that-was-the-awkward-i-think-you-r_1103404.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/46d/fayjay-24044_business_there-that-was-the-awkward-i-think-you-r_1103404.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“There – that was the awkward 'I think you're lovely and I do hope we can be friends but, oh, by the way…” — FayJay", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 10, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Its like Mrs Fitzherbert all over again, or that bloody Simpson woman! I do not believe it!\" \"Sorry,\" said Merlin, wondering who the blazes Mrs Fitzherbert and that bloody Simpson woman were. He had a feeling Gaius didn't mean Marge.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "FayJay" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/its-like-mrs-fitzherbert-all-over-again-or-that-bloody-simpson-woman/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4c0/fayjay-24044_quote_its-like-mrs-fitzherbert-all-over-again_1279244.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4c0/fayjay-24044_quote_its-like-mrs-fitzherbert-all-over-again_1279244.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4c0/fayjay-24044_quote_its-like-mrs-fitzherbert-all-over-again_1279244.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Its like Mrs Fitzherbert all over again, or that bloody Simpson woman! I do not believe it!\" \"Sorry,\" said…” — FayJay", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 11, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Merlin smiled. \"Thank you, sir! It was just Game Theory.\" \"It was just – is this a Maths thing?\" \"Well, Maths and Philosophy, and...\" \"Stop! Stop right there – I really have no wish to hear you expound upon either Mathematics or Philosophy, Merlin. Just take the compliment”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "FayJay" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/merlin-smiled-thank-you-sir-it-was-just-game-theory-it-was-just-is/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d4c/fayjay-24044_mathematics_merlin-smiled-thank-you-sir-it-was-just_1293803.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d4c/fayjay-24044_mathematics_merlin-smiled-thank-you-sir-it-was-just_1293803.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d4c/fayjay-24044_mathematics_merlin-smiled-thank-you-sir-it-was-just_1293803.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Merlin smiled. \"Thank you, sir! It was just Game Theory.\" \"It was just – is this a Maths thing?\" \"Well…” — FayJay", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 12, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Merlin, if you don't stop whining, I'm going to take Gwen's sword and beat you to death with it,\" said Arthur, evenly. \"It's plastic.\" \"So it will take me a long time. I'm still game.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "FayJay" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/merlin-if-you-don-t-stop-whining-i-m-going-to-take-gwen-s-sword-and/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e55/fayjay-24044_banter_merlin-if-you-don-t-stop-whining-i-m-goi_1637687.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e55/fayjay-24044_banter_merlin-if-you-don-t-stop-whining-i-m-goi_1637687.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e55/fayjay-24044_banter_merlin-if-you-don-t-stop-whining-i-m-goi_1637687.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Merlin, if you don't stop whining, I'm going to take Gwen's sword and beat you to death with it,\" said…” — FayJay", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 13, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I wouldn't want to fuck you if you had a ten inch knob made of gold and your arsehole was the gate to Nirvana. I can't be friends with you because you're a gibbering twatwaffle, not because I would ever, in a million years, want to shag you. Get over yourself!”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "FayJay" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/i-wouldn-t-want-to-fuck-you-if-you-had-a-ten-inch-knob-made-of-gold/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b81/fayjay-24044_homosexual-panic_i-wouldn-t-want-to-fuck-you-if-you-had-a_1851165.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b81/fayjay-24044_homosexual-panic_i-wouldn-t-want-to-fuck-you-if-you-had-a_1851165.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b81/fayjay-24044_homosexual-panic_i-wouldn-t-want-to-fuck-you-if-you-had-a_1851165.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I wouldn't want to fuck you if you had a ten inch knob made of gold and your arsehole was the gate to…” — FayJay", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 14, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“The who with the what now?\"The dragon cocked its head to one side and gave this utterance careful consideration. \"I'm afraid that I don't quite follow you, young warlock,\" it admitted, sounding rather testy.\"Your young language does change so swiftly.\" \"Sorry! I just meant – I meant: 'bloody hell'!”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "FayJay" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/the-who-with-the-what-now-the-dragon-cocked-its-head-to-one-side-and/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/30e/fayjay-24044_quote_the-who-with-the-what-now-the-dragon-coc_1325840.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/30e/fayjay-24044_quote_the-who-with-the-what-now-the-dragon-coc_1325840.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/30e/fayjay-24044_quote_the-who-with-the-what-now-the-dragon-coc_1325840.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The who with the what now?\"The dragon cocked its head to one side and gave this utterance careful…” — FayJay", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 15, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Oh, shit,\" said Arthur, covering his face with his hands for a moment and screwing his eyes shut.\"You've been co-opted.She's got you spying on me already? My God,she's quick.\"\"Oh, shut up and get over yourself!\"exclaimed Merlin, indignantly.\"Not everything's about you,you know, your Royal Hotness. Highness. I said Highness.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "FayJay" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/oh-shit-said-arthur-covering-his-face-with-his-hands-for-a-moment-and/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0bd/fayjay-24044_funny_oh-shit-said-arthur-covering-his-face-wi_638873.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0bd/fayjay-24044_funny_oh-shit-said-arthur-covering-his-face-wi_638873.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0bd/fayjay-24044_funny_oh-shit-said-arthur-covering-his-face-wi_638873.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Oh, shit,\" said Arthur, covering his face with his hands for a moment and screwing his eyes shut.\"You've…” — FayJay", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 16, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“You are totally Cinderella,\" Gwen said, undeterred. \"You're a big-eared, trouser-wearing, penis-having, magic-wielding Cinderella, if ever there was one.\" \"I – you – what are you like ? I'm not Cinderella!\" \"You're Cinder-fella.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "FayJay" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/you-are-totally-cinderella-gwen-said-undeterred-you-re-a-big-eared/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/377/fayjay-24044_quote_you-are-totally-cinderella-gwen-said-und_1517629.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/377/fayjay-24044_quote_you-are-totally-cinderella-gwen-said-und_1517629.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/377/fayjay-24044_quote_you-are-totally-cinderella-gwen-said-und_1517629.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“You are totally Cinderella,\" Gwen said, undeterred. \"You're a big-eared, trouser-wearing, penis-having…” — FayJay", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 17, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“You – you don't really want to hear me talking about my love life, do you?\" \"'No' seems such a flimsy and inadequate little word to express how very little interest I have in hearing you rambling on about that particular topic,\" said the dragon. \"Your mating rituals are roughly as fascinating to me as the eating habits of snails.\" \"Right,\" said Merlin. \"Fair enough.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "FayJay" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/you-you-don-t-really-want-to-hear-me-talking-about-my-love-life-do/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/703/fayjay-24044_eating-habits_you-you-don-t-really-want-to-hear-me-tal_1716602.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/703/fayjay-24044_eating-habits_you-you-don-t-really-want-to-hear-me-tal_1716602.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/703/fayjay-24044_eating-habits_you-you-don-t-really-want-to-hear-me-tal_1716602.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“You – you don't really want to hear me talking about my love life, do you?\" \"'No' seems such a flimsy and…” — FayJay", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 18, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“His libido,distressingly,didn't seem at all worried about little things like Arthur being an arrogant dick.(Or, to be perfectly,horrifyingly honest,which he had no intention of being, ever, his libido might just possibly rather like Arthur being an arrogant dick. And Merlin might just possibly have had some rather vivid fantasies about Arthur demanding, in that lazily imperious tone, that Merlin get down on his knees and swallow the royal cock. Just possibly.)”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "FayJay" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/his-libido-distressingly-didn-t-seem-at-all-worried-about-little/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0ab/fayjay-24044_little-things_his-libido-distressingly-didn-t-seem-at_1990063.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0ab/fayjay-24044_little-things_his-libido-distressingly-didn-t-seem-at_1990063.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0ab/fayjay-24044_little-things_his-libido-distressingly-didn-t-seem-at_1990063.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“His libido,distressingly,didn't seem at all worried about little things like Arthur being an arrogant…” — FayJay", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 19, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Look, it's all right for you. You don't have to walk along pulling the damned bin while you're wearing a bloody great dress that keeps tripping you up.\"Arthur made an impatient noise. \"Have you seen my outfit? The only difference between what we're wearing is that yours shows more cleavage and mine comes with a beard.\"\"It does not show cleavage!\" Merlin exclaimed, temporarily distracted. He squinted down at his chest. \"I haven't got any cleavage for it to show!”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "FayJay" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/look-it-s-all-right-for-you-you-don-t-have-to-walk-along-pulling-the/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cfb/fayjay-24044_quote_look-it-s-all-right-for-you-you-don-t-ha_469914.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cfb/fayjay-24044_quote_look-it-s-all-right-for-you-you-don-t-ha_469914.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cfb/fayjay-24044_quote_look-it-s-all-right-for-you-you-don-t-ha_469914.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Look, it's all right for you. You don't have to walk along pulling the damned bin while you're wearing a…” — FayJay", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 20, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“[Merlin - on realizing the he'd killed a man with his magic.] It was easy. It shouldn't have been so easy to do something so big. ... So final ... [Gaius] ...Oh Merlin! With magic or without it is always dreadfully easy to do something so big. And bigger. This is the terrible terrible lesson which we never learn from history. Hurting other people is never hard, even though it should be..”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "FayJay" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/merlin-on-realizing-the-he-d-killed-a-man-with-his-magic-it-was-easy/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b35/fayjay-24044_history_merlin-on-realizing-the-he-d-killed-a-ma_2524554.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b35/fayjay-24044_history_merlin-on-realizing-the-he-d-killed-a-ma_2524554.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b35/fayjay-24044_history_merlin-on-realizing-the-he-d-killed-a-ma_2524554.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“[Merlin - on realizing the he'd killed a man with his magic.] It was easy. It shouldn't have been so easy to…” — FayJay", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 21, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Arthur shook his head. \"You'd be an appalling mother, Morgana. You're a terrible example, you know,\" he said, handing her the bottle. \"God help any actual children you do find yourself having.\" \"They'd be adorable,\" she said, sticking her chin out. \"I would make fabulous babies. They'd be born swearing and clutching packets of Benson and Hedges, bless their hypothetical little hearts, and railing against the patriarchy, and they'd very quickly rule the world.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "FayJay" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/arthur-shook-his-head-you-d-be-an-appalling-mother-morgana-you-re-a/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3b6/fayjay-24044_god-help_arthur-shook-his-head-you-d-be-an-appall_177978.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3b6/fayjay-24044_god-help_arthur-shook-his-head-you-d-be-an-appall_177978.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3b6/fayjay-24044_god-help_arthur-shook-his-head-you-d-be-an-appall_177978.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Arthur shook his head. \"You'd be an appalling mother, Morgana. You're a terrible example, you know,\" he…” — FayJay", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 22, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I've created a monster, haven't I?\" said Merlin, staring at the animated figure incredulously. \"I think that, technically, I was already a monster,\" the dragon replied. \"Now I am a monster with social networking skills. Or I would be, if I had a Twitter account. And possibly a Facebook. Do I want a Facebook? Is it a book of faces? Is it the same as MySpace? Which of course begs the question: what is MySpace?”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "FayJay" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/i-ve-created-a-monster-haven-t-i-said-merlin-staring-at-the-animated/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9cf/fayjay-24044_facebook_i-ve-created-a-monster-haven-t-i-said-me_2334742.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9cf/fayjay-24044_facebook_i-ve-created-a-monster-haven-t-i-said-me_2334742.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9cf/fayjay-24044_facebook_i-ve-created-a-monster-haven-t-i-said-me_2334742.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I've created a monster, haven't I?\" said Merlin, staring at the animated figure incredulously. \"I think…” — FayJay", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 23, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“You're just jealous of my beard.\" \"No. No, really not. It makes you look like you've got a ferret trying to shag your chin.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "FayJay" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fayjay/you-re-just-jealous-of-my-beard-no-no-really-not-it-makes-you-look/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c4a/fayjay-24044_beard_you-re-just-jealous-of-my-beard-no-no-re_2258219.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c4a/fayjay-24044_beard_you-re-just-jealous-of-my-beard-no-no-re_2258219.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c4a/fayjay-24044_beard_you-re-just-jealous-of-my-beard-no-no-re_2258219.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“You're just jealous of my beard.\" \"No. No, really not. 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