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# Emily Yoffe

(1955)   Columnist

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Emily Yoffe is a columnist, best known for *What the Dog Did*.

## Quick Facts About Emily Yoffe

Born October 15, 1955

Profession Columnist

Notable works What the Dog Did

## About Emily Yoffe

Emily J. Yoffe is an American journalist and contributing writer for The Atlantic. From 1998 to 2016 she was a regular contributor to Slate magazine, notably as Dear Prudence. She has also written for The New York Times; O, The Oprah Magazine; The Washington Post; Esquire; the Los Angeles Times; Texas Monthly; and many other publications. Yoffe began her career as a staff writer at The New Republic before moving on to other publications.

##  Quotes by Emily Yoffe · Page 2

> [It's just not right to make an innocent child suffer because of the father's misdeeds.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-yoffe/it-s-just-not-right-to-make-an-innocent-child-suffer-because-of-the/)

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> [There are some people who do not have a wild past because being wild would make them terribly self-conscious and uncomfortable.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-yoffe/there-are-some-people-who-do-not-have-a-wild-past-because-being-wild/)

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> [Interfering, judgmental, and disrespectful mothers-in-law are common complaints.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-yoffe/interfering-judgmental-and-disrespectful-mothers-in-law-are-common/)

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> [The world's full of victims and the world's full of terrible perpetrators and I want them identified and caught.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-yoffe/the-world-s-full-of-victims-and-the-world-s-full-of-terrible/)

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> [It is a mystery why people think they need to act as their friends' dietitian, nonetheless it's common.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-yoffe/it-is-a-mystery-why-people-think-they-need-to-act-as-their-friends/)

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> [I have this wonderful capacity just to walk away from my mistakes and not dwell on them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-yoffe/i-have-this-wonderful-capacity-just-to-walk-away-from-my-mistakes-and/)

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> [Аs I've mentioned many times, sitting through graduation ceremonies is one of life's drearier milestones.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-yoffe/s-i-ve-mentioned-many-times-sitting-through-graduation-ceremonies-is/)

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> [Sometimes people back themselves into corners where they think they have to make kind of an engraved-in-stone decision.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-yoffe/sometimes-people-back-themselves-into-corners-where-they-think-they/)

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> [As far as types preferring other types, people of the same type can understand each others' perspective very well, but also drive…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-yoffe/as-far-as-types-preferring-other-types-people-of-the-same-type-can/)

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> [I try to direct people in distress to the right resources, where they can get comprehensive help. I've heard from many people…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-yoffe/i-try-to-direct-people-in-distress-to-the-right-resources-where-they/)

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> [I hate a messy kitchen and my more casual husband has come to recognize it's more pleasant for him to clean up…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-yoffe/i-hate-a-messy-kitchen-and-my-more-casual-husband-has-come-to/)

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> [An alcoholic 47-year-old woman with teenagers who thinks a guy in his mid-20s is a good prospect as a partner definitely has…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-yoffe/an-alcoholic-47-year-old-woman-with-teenagers-who-thinks-a-guy-in-his/)

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> [I'm certainly not suggesting legalization of polyamory. But it's also unfairly judgmental of you to compare such relationships to the criminal acts…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-yoffe/i-m-certainly-not-suggesting-legalization-of-polyamory-but-it-s-also/)

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> [“As Winston Churchill said, "Dogs look up to you, Cats look down on you." It's just that I discovered that being looked…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-yoffe/as-winston-churchill-said-dogs-look-up-to-you-cats-look-down-on-you/)

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> [I do feel haunted by some of the letters and the suffering people have endured. But I keep in mind that the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-yoffe/i-do-feel-haunted-by-some-of-the-letters-and-the-suffering-people/)

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> [People often recommend, "Why do you ask?" as a good conversation stopper. But that really doesn't end the conversation, it just leaves…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-yoffe/people-often-recommend-why-do-you-ask-as-a-good-conversation-stopper/)

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> [I've never gotten a letter where I thought I knew the person. But I have heard from people who think they know…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-yoffe/i-ve-never-gotten-a-letter-where-i-thought-i-knew-the-person-but-i/)

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> [Obama's major accomplishment is himself. This can be an effective argument to make to undecided voters and something Obama has to artfully…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-yoffe/obama-s-major-accomplishment-is-himself-this-can-be-an-effective/)

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> [Don't underestimate the power of the nonplussed look and the shake of the head. Letting noxious words hang in the air can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-yoffe/don-t-underestimate-the-power-of-the-nonplussed-look-and-the-shake-of/)

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> [Extreme picky eaters may have what's called Selective Eating Disorder. People with this experience physical and psychological discomfort over certain tastes, smells,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-yoffe/extreme-picky-eaters-may-have-what-s-called-selective-eating-disorder/)

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> [I understand polyamory is different from polygamy, and doesn't share the latter's rigid and noxious views that men run the show and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-yoffe/i-understand-polyamory-is-different-from-polygamy-and-doesn-t-share/)

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> [Love is not shown by giving your toddler a car. It's better demonstrated by clapping as she bangs on pots or singing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-yoffe/love-is-not-shown-by-giving-your-toddler-a-car-it-s-better/)

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> [I'm wondering how someone who goes around wearing a wedding ring succeeded in the dating pool. Normally a wedding ring sends a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-yoffe/i-m-wondering-how-someone-who-goes-around-wearing-a-wedding-ring/)

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> [Unless you work at the Republican National Committee or some other conservatively affiliated organization, people's personal political preferences should not be a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-yoffe/unless-you-work-at-the-republican-national-committee-or-some-other/)

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> [When my daughter left for college, I lost my in-house consultant to youth culture. There's just stuff I don't get. And there's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-yoffe/when-my-daughter-left-for-college-i-lost-my-in-house-consultant-to/)

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> [Each week I am forced to revise my original opinion that Facebook is a great innovation for keeping people in touch, to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-yoffe/each-week-i-am-forced-to-revise-my-original-opinion-that-facebook-is/)

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