--- title: "3 Elvira Kurt Quotes - Famous Comedian" description: "Elvira Kurt is a Canadian comedian, and was the host of the game show Spin Off. She hosted the entertainment satire talk show PopCultured with Elvira Ku..." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b009/author-elvira-kurt-32893.jpg" --- ![Portrait of Elvira Kurt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b009/author-elvira-kurt-32893.jpg) # Elvira Kurt (1961) Comedian Canada **3** quotes in **6** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet Elvira Kurt is a comedian from Canada. ## Quick Facts About Elvira Kurt Born December 9, 1961 Nationality Canada Profession Comedian ## About Elvira Kurt Elvira Kurt is a Canadian comedian, and was the host of the game show Spin Off. She hosted the entertainment satire talk show PopCultured with Elvira Kurt, which began on The Comedy Network in Canada in 2005. That show's style was similar to The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. It was cancelled due to poor ratings in early 2006. She is of Jewish Hungarian descent. She performed a 22 minute set on toothbrush advancement and family culture on the American show Comedy Central Presents 2nd season, May 30, 1991. ## Quotes by Elvira Kurt > [The minute I tell you I'm a dyke and you're like, 'If you're a lesbian, and we were laughing at you, does…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elvira-kurt/the-minute-i-tell-you-i-m-a-dyke-and-you-re-like-if-you-re-a-lesbian/) [Elvira Kurt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elvira-kurt/) [Homosexuality](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/homosexuality/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6ed/elvira-kurt-74311_homosexuality_the-minute-i-tell-you-i-m-a-dyke-and-you_635470.jpg) > [Okay, yes, there is a homosexual agenda. But there's just two things on it: Number one: don't get killed. Number two: a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elvira-kurt/okay-yes-there-is-a-homosexual-agenda-but-there-s-just-two-things-on/) [Elvira Kurt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elvira-kurt/) [Brunch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/brunch/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/32d/elvira-kurt-74311_brunch_okay-yes-there-is-a-homosexual-agenda-bu_737900.jpg) > [If you find someone that you think is your soul-mate, someone you could potentially spend the rest of your life with, why…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elvira-kurt/if-you-find-someone-that-you-think-is-your-soul-mate-someone-you/) [Elvira Kurt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elvira-kurt/) [Life](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/life/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/db2/elvira-kurt-74311_life_if-you-find-someone-that-you-think-is-yo_782743.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elvira-kurt/#itemlist", "name": "Elvira Kurt Quotes", "numberOfItems": 3, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "The minute I tell you I'm a dyke and you're like, 'If you're a lesbian, and we were laughing at you, does that. . . 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