--- title: "Best Elayne Boosler Sayings" description: "Elayne Boosler is an American comedian, writer, and actress. Browse 98 Elayne Boosler quotes." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b009/author-elayne-boosler-32201.jpg" --- ![Portrait of Elayne Boosler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b009/author-elayne-boosler-32201.jpg) # Elayne Boosler (1952) Actor United States **98** quotes in **612** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet Elayne Boosler is an actor from the United States, best known for *The Best of Comic Relief 3*. ## Quick Facts About Elayne Boosler Born August 18, 1952 Nationality United States Profession Actor Notable works The Best of Comic Relief 3 Spouse Bill Siddons ## About Elayne Boosler Elayne Boosler is an American comedian, writer, and actress. ## Quotes by Elayne Boosler · Page 3 > [I have always put my own money into Tails of Joy. For years, every time a dog walked by, my husband would…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elayne-boosler/i-have-always-put-my-own-money-into-tails-of-joy-for-years-every-time/) [Elayne Boosler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elayne-boosler/) [Animal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/animal/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/320/elayne-boosler-6166_beach_i-have-always-put-my-own-money-into-tail_1176812.jpg) > [My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elayne-boosler/my-fashion-philosophy-is-if-you-re-not-covered-in-dog-hair-your-life/) [Elayne Boosler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elayne-boosler/) [Covered](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/covered/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/405/elayne-boosler-6166_covered_my-fashion-philosophy-is-if-you-re-not-c_3110449.jpg) > [You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elayne-boosler/you-never-see-a-man-walking-down-the-street-with-a-woman-who-has-a/) [Elayne Boosler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elayne-boosler/) [Bald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bald/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0c2/elayne-boosler-6166_walking_you-never-see-a-man-walking-down-the-str_919162.jpg) > [While editors and newspaper owners currently fret over shrinking readership and lost profits, they do the one thing that insures cutting their…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elayne-boosler/while-editors-and-newspaper-owners-currently-fret-over-shrinking/) [Elayne Boosler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elayne-boosler/) [Comic](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/comic/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0a7/elayne-boosler-6166_comic_while-editors-and-newspaper-owners-curre_525261.jpg) > [Wouldn't it be great to see a line in all movie credits that truthfully says, 'Nobody was harmed in the making of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elayne-boosler/wouldn-t-it-be-great-to-see-a-line-in-all-movie-credits-that/) [Elayne Boosler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elayne-boosler/) [Animal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/animal/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fb2/elayne-boosler-6166_animal_wouldn-t-it-be-great-to-see-a-line-in-al_1932348.jpg) > [I just get the feeling that if Jesse Helms was in charge of art in America, you'd go into a museum and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elayne-boosler/i-just-get-the-feeling-that-if-jesse-helms-was-in-charge-of-art-in/) [Elayne Boosler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elayne-boosler/) [America](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/america/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f7c/elayne-boosler-6166_america_i-just-get-the-feeling-that-if-jesse-hel_1675333.jpg) > [I love being down at Occupy Wall Street. The sincerity, the youth involvement, the desire for better, is palpable and moving. There…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elayne-boosler/i-love-being-down-at-occupy-wall-street-the-sincerity-the-youth/) [Elayne Boosler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elayne-boosler/) [Caring](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/caring/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/df4/elayne-boosler-6166_caring_i-love-being-down-at-occupy-wall-street_2503111.jpg) > [People are giving birth underwater now. They say it's less traumatic for the baby because it's under water. But it's certainly more…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elayne-boosler/people-are-giving-birth-underwater-now-they-say-it-s-less-traumatic/) [Elayne Boosler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elayne-boosler/) [Baby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/baby/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a3d/elayne-boosler-6166_baby_people-are-giving-birth-underwater-now-t_181222.jpg) > [It doesn't bother me that I'm not a household word on the East Coast. Baton Rouge, Raleigh, Minneapolis - I'm so popular…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elayne-boosler/it-doesn-t-bother-me-that-i-m-not-a-household-word-on-the-east-coast/) [Elayne Boosler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elayne-boosler/) [Baton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/baton/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dab/elayne-boosler-6166_baton_it-doesn-t-bother-me-that-i-m-not-a-hous_3139996.jpg) > [I deliver very traditionally, and people aren't threatened. I think if I cursed or seemed wilder, I couldn't get away with the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elayne-boosler/i-deliver-very-traditionally-and-people-aren-t-threatened-i-think-if/) [Elayne Boosler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elayne-boosler/) [Amount](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/amount/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c30/elayne-boosler-6166_amount_i-deliver-very-traditionally-and-people_271611.jpg) > [I can tell by your eye shadow, you're from Brooklyn, right? . . . Me too. My mother has plastic covers on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elayne-boosler/i-can-tell-by-your-eye-shadow-you-re-from-brooklyn-right-me-too-my/) [Elayne Boosler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elayne-boosler/) [Brooklyn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/brooklyn/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/26a/elayne-boosler-6166_brooklyn_i-can-tell-by-your-eye-shadow-you-re-fro_2945650.jpg) > [As for being a voice in politics, I feel whether you are famous or not, busy or not, it's incumbent upon every…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elayne-boosler/as-for-being-a-voice-in-politics-i-feel-whether-you-are-famous-or-not/) [Elayne Boosler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elayne-boosler/) [Busy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/busy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/458/elayne-boosler-6166_busy_as-for-being-a-voice-in-politics-i-feel_1480083.jpg) > [I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car, your boat,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elayne-boosler/i-am-thankful-the-most-important-key-in-history-was-invented-it-s-not/) [Elayne Boosler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elayne-boosler/) [Bike](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bike/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/df5/elayne-boosler-6166_bike_i-am-thankful-the-most-important-key-in_3025945.jpg) > [Now that the Court has declared money to be speech, I say we replace the current Court with some Ben Franklins, Thomas…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elayne-boosler/now-that-the-court-has-declared-money-to-be-speech-i-say-we-replace/) [Elayne Boosler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elayne-boosler/) [Abe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/abe/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8ea/elayne-boosler-6166_abe_now-that-the-court-has-declared-money-to_169998.jpg) > [Why isn't the movie industry forced to open its shooting locations to an organization that is there to advocate for animal actors?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elayne-boosler/why-isn-t-the-movie-industry-forced-to-open-its-shooting-locations-to/) [Elayne Boosler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elayne-boosler/) [Actors](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/actors/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a58/elayne-boosler-6166_actors_why-isn-t-the-movie-industry-forced-to-o_1074607.jpg) > [I never minded flying cheap. I always said to myself, 'Taking this flight saves enough money to rescue four dogs, or six…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elayne-boosler/i-never-minded-flying-cheap-i-always-said-to-myself-taking-this/) [Elayne Boosler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elayne-boosler/) [Cameroon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cameroon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8ce/elayne-boosler-6166_cameroon_i-never-minded-flying-cheap-i-always-sai_2717619.jpg) > [I love my parents and they're wonderful people, but they were strict, and I still look for ways to get even. When…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elayne-boosler/i-love-my-parents-and-they-re-wonderful-people-but-they-were-strict/) [Elayne Boosler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elayne-boosler/) [Apartment](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/apartment/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a64/elayne-boosler-6166_apartment_i-love-my-parents-and-they-re-wonderful_513456.jpg) > [I pray if I ever find out I have only about three minutes to live it's during a basketball game, because then…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elayne-boosler/i-pray-if-i-ever-find-out-i-have-only-about-three-minutes-to-live-it/) [Elayne Boosler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elayne-boosler/) [Ball game](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/ball-game/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d6c/elayne-boosler-6166_ball-game_i-pray-if-i-ever-find-out-i-have-only-ab_1639042.jpg) ## Elayne Boosler by topic [People (14)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/people/elayne-boosler/) [Years (12)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/years/elayne-boosler/) [Comedy (12)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/comedy/elayne-boosler/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elayne-boosler/#itemlist", "name": "Elayne Boosler Quotes", "numberOfItems": 18, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I have always put my own money into Tails of Joy. 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