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# Doug Graham

(1942)   Politician

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Doug Graham is a politician, best known for *Postharvest*.

## Quick Facts About Doug Graham

Born January 12, 1942

Profession Politician

Notable works Postharvest

## About Doug Graham

New Zealand politician and convicted criminal.

##  Quotes by Doug Graham

> [Someone said to me, "How's your rabbit food?" I said, "Fine." ... "How's your vulture food?"](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-graham/someone-said-to-me-how-s-your-rabbit-food-i-said-fine-how-s-your/)

Doug Graham

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/661/doug-graham-70636_fine_someone-said-to-me-how-s-your-rabbit-foo_262182.png)

> [“The only thing my mother told me about sex was that I was never going to get any.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-graham/the-only-thing-my-mother-told-me-about-sex-was-that-i-was-never-going/)

Doug Graham

[Mother](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/mother/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/534/doug-graham-70636_mother_the-only-thing-my-mother-told-me-about-s_1291348.png)

> [You're damn right we need a rational code of morality and ethics. But not much progress can be made in that direction…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-graham/you-re-damn-right-we-need-a-rational-code-of-morality-and-ethics-but/)

Doug Graham

[Absolutes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/absolutes/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4d1/doug-graham-70636_absolutes_you-re-damn-right-we-need-a-rational-cod_2048023.png)

> [The investigators are gathering evidence all the time and they've put together a package of evidence.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-graham/the-investigators-are-gathering-evidence-all-the-time-and-they-ve-put/)

Doug Graham

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c5/doug-graham-70636_evidence_the-investigators-are-gathering-evidence_3113306.png)

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