--- title: "30 Dodgeball Quotes" description: "Dodgeball is a team sport in which players on two opposing teams try to throw balls and hit opponents while avoiding being hit themselves." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b008/author-dodgeball-29698.jpg" --- ![Portrait of Dodgeball](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b008/author-dodgeball-29698.jpg) # Dodgeball **30** quotes in **11** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet Dodgeball is a team sport in which players on two opposing teams try to throw balls and hit opponents while avoiding being hit themselves. ## About Dodgeball Dodgeball is a team sport in which players on two opposing teams try to throw balls and hit opponents while avoiding being hit themselves. The objective of each team is to eliminate all members of the opposing team by hitting them with thrown balls, catching a ball thrown by an opponent, or inducing an opponent to commit a violation, such as stepping outside the court. ## Quotes by Dodgeball > [Thank you, Chuck Norris. -Peter LaFleur](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dodgeball/thank-you-chuck-norris-peter-lafleur/) [Dodgeball](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dodgeball/) [Chuck norris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/chuck-norris/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a42/dodgeball-20762_quote_thank-you-chuck-norris-peter-lafleur-146_1465421.jpg) > [Oh my sweet dick, it's magic. -Patches O Houlihan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dodgeball/oh-my-sweet-dick-it-s-magic-patches-o-houlihan/) [Dodgeball](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dodgeball/) [Dick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dick/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c89/dodgeball-20762_dick_oh-my-sweet-dick-it-s-magic-patches-o-ho_2825004.jpg) > [If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball! -Patches O'Houlihan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dodgeball/if-you-can-dodge-traffic-you-can-dodge-a-ball-patches-o-houlihan/) [Dodgeball](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dodgeball/) [Ball](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/ball/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9ad/dodgeball-20762_quote_if-you-can-dodge-traffic-you-can-dodge-a_462700.jpg) > [Steve's gotta go drain the sea monster. -Steve the Pirate](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dodgeball/steve-s-gotta-go-drain-the-sea-monster-steve-the-pirate/) [Dodgeball](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dodgeball/) [Sea Monster](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/sea-monster-1183400/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/52f/dodgeball-20762_quote_steve-s-gotta-go-drain-the-sea-monster-s_1112190.jpg) > [Cram it up your cram hole, LaFleur! -White Goodman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dodgeball/cram-it-up-your-cram-hole-lafleur-white-goodman/) [Dodgeball](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dodgeball/) [Cram](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cram/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/455/dodgeball-20762_cram_cram-it-up-your-cram-hole-lafleur-white_3072645.jpg) > [Go on and make your jokes Mr… Jokie Joke-maker! -White Goodman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dodgeball/go-on-and-make-your-jokes-mr-jokie-joke-maker-white-goodman/) [Dodgeball](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dodgeball/) [Comedy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/comedy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c17/dodgeball-20762_white-goodman_go-on-and-make-your-jokes-mr-jokie-joke_125397.jpg) > [Your Gym is a skid-mark on the underpants of society. -White Goodman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dodgeball/your-gym-is-a-skid-mark-on-the-underpants-of-society-white-goodman/) [Dodgeball](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dodgeball/) [Exercise](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/exercise/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/657/dodgeball-20762_gym_your-gym-is-a-skid-mark-on-the-underpant_1467327.jpg) > [It's a metaphor. But that actually happened. -White Goodman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dodgeball/it-s-a-metaphor-but-that-actually-happened-white-goodman/) [Dodgeball](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dodgeball/) [Happened](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/happened/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/64b/dodgeball-20762_happened_it-s-a-metaphor-but-that-actually-happen_2338961.jpg) > [It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there! -Patches O Houlihan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dodgeball/it-s-like-watching-a-bunch-of-retards-trying-to-hump-a-doorknob-out/) [Dodgeball](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dodgeball/) [Patches O Houlihan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/patches-o-houlihan-228430/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/811/dodgeball-20762_patches-o-houlihan_it-s-like-watching-a-bunch-of-retards-tr_3175969.jpg) > [Son, you're about as useful as a poopie-flavoured lollipop! -Patches O Houlihan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dodgeball/son-you-re-about-as-useful-as-a-poopie-flavoured-lollipop-patches-o/) [Dodgeball](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dodgeball/) [Patches O Houlihan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/patches-o-houlihan-228430/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7bf/dodgeball-20762_patches-o-houlihan_son-you-re-about-as-useful-as-a-poopie-f_2917016.jpg) > [If you want dodgeball victory you gotta grab it by its haunches and h..h..hump it into submission, that's the only way. -Patches…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dodgeball/if-you-want-dodgeball-victory-you-gotta-grab-it-by-its-haunches-and-h/) [Dodgeball](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dodgeball/) [Football](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/football/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c03/dodgeball-20762_quote_if-you-want-dodgeball-victory-you-gotta_1237187.jpg) > [I'd love to, but I don't think they make a Sorry your dodgeball coach just got crushed by two tons of irony…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dodgeball/i-d-love-to-but-i-don-t-think-they-make-a-sorry-your-dodgeball-coach/) [Dodgeball](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dodgeball/) [Hallmark card](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hallmark-card/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4dd/dodgeball-20762_hallmark-card_i-d-love-to-but-i-don-t-think-they-make_2840497.jpg) > [Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No! But I do it anyway, 'cause it's sterile and I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dodgeball/necessary-is-it-necessary-for-me-to-drink-my-own-urine-no-but-i-do-it/) [Dodgeball](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dodgeball/) [Necessary](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/necessary/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7bd/dodgeball-20762_necessary_necessary-is-it-necessary-for-me-to-drin_2729706.jpg) > [Oh, hey, White. I didn't think Nazi camp got out until eight. Did you decide to skip arts and crafts? -Peter LaFleur](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dodgeball/oh-hey-white-i-didn-t-think-nazi-camp-got-out-until-eight-did-you/) [Dodgeball](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dodgeball/) [Art](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/art/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ecf/dodgeball-20762_art_oh-hey-white-i-didn-t-think-nazi-camp-go_1061850.jpg) > [Let's not find ourselves shackled by the bonds of employer/employee relations. Unless of course you're into that sort of thing... in which…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dodgeball/let-s-not-find-ourselves-shackled-by-the-bonds-of-employer-employee/) [Dodgeball](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dodgeball/) [Relations](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/relations/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6ae/dodgeball-20762_white-goodman_let-s-not-find-ourselves-shackled-by-the_1988332.jpg) > [Here at Globo Gym we understand that ugliness and fatness are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it's only your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dodgeball/here-at-globo-gym-we-understand-that-ugliness-and-fatness-are-genetic/) [Dodgeball](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dodgeball/) [Fatness](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/fatness/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d4b/dodgeball-20762_fatness_here-at-globo-gym-we-understand-that-ugl_2973468.jpg) > [I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dodgeball/i-found-that-if-you-have-a-goal-that-you-might-not-reach-it-but-if-2/) [Dodgeball](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dodgeball/) [Feels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/feels/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5f8/dodgeball-20762_goals_i-found-that-if-you-have-a-goal-that-you_2125743.jpg) > [I don't know how they can play in diapers, Cotton, I never could! -Pepper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dodgeball/i-don-t-know-how-they-can-play-in-diapers-cotton-i-never-could-pepper/) [Dodgeball](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dodgeball/) [Cotton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cotton/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f30/dodgeball-20762_cotton_i-don-t-know-how-they-can-play-in-diaper_2684465.jpg) > [I have shareholders. You haven't even got... cupholders! -White Goodman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dodgeball/i-have-shareholders-you-haven-t-even-got-cupholders-white-goodman/) [Dodgeball](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dodgeball/) [Goodman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/goodman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ffa/dodgeball-20762_white-goodman_i-have-shareholders-you-haven-t-even-got_276140.jpg) > [Take care of your balls and they'll take care of you. -Patches O Houlihan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dodgeball/take-care-of-your-balls-and-they-ll-take-care-of-you-patches-o/) [Dodgeball](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dodgeball/) [Balls](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/balls/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/db5/dodgeball-20762_balls_take-care-of-your-balls-and-they-ll-take_2559915.jpg) > [Turn it up, Reggie, I wanna burn. -White Goodman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dodgeball/turn-it-up-reggie-i-wanna-burn-white-goodman/) [Dodgeball](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dodgeball/) [Burn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/burn/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6df/dodgeball-20762_white-goodman_turn-it-up-reggie-i-wanna-burn-white-goo_1620623.jpg) > [Oh, now he's a philosophizer. -White Goodman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dodgeball/oh-now-he-s-a-philosophizer-white-goodman/) [Dodgeball](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dodgeball/) [Goodman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/goodman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1d1/dodgeball-20762_goodman_oh-now-he-s-a-philosophizer-white-goodma_3029429.jpg) > [Here at Globo Gym, WE'RE BETTER THAN YOU! And we know it! -White Goodman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dodgeball/here-at-globo-gym-we-re-better-than-you-and-we-know-it-white-goodman/) [Dodgeball](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dodgeball/) [Better](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/better/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/88a/dodgeball-20762_white-goodman_here-at-globo-gym-we-re-better-than-you_371816.jpg) > [If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball! -Patches O Houlihan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dodgeball/if-you-can-dodge-a-wrench-you-can-dodge-a-ball-patches-o-houlihan/) [Dodgeball](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dodgeball/) [Ball](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/ball/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b4c/dodgeball-20762_ball_if-you-can-dodge-a-wrench-you-can-dodge_2737102.jpg) > [You had me at blood and semen. -Peter LaFleur](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dodgeball/you-had-me-at-blood-and-semen-peter-lafleur/) [Dodgeball](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dodgeball/) [Blood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/blood/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/241/dodgeball-20762_quote_you-had-me-at-blood-and-semen-peter-lafl_1882850.jpg) > [Alright Kate, time to put your mouth where our balls are. -Peter LaFleur](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dodgeball/alright-kate-time-to-put-your-mouth-where-our-balls-are-peter-lafleur/) [Dodgeball](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dodgeball/) [Balls](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/balls/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/490/dodgeball-20762_time_alright-kate-time-to-put-your-mouth-wher_1467337.jpg) > [That's me. Six years and six-hundred pounds ago. -White Goodman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dodgeball/that-s-me-six-years-and-six-hundred-pounds-ago-white-goodman/) [Dodgeball](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dodgeball/) [Goodman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/goodman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/135/dodgeball-20762_goodman_that-s-me-six-years-and-six-hundred-poun_2591844.jpg) > [Well, isn't that convenient for you... and the clock! -White Goodman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dodgeball/well-isn-t-that-convenient-for-you-and-the-clock-white-goodman/) [Dodgeball](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dodgeball/) [Convenient](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/convenient/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eff/dodgeball-20762_convenient_well-isn-t-that-convenient-for-you-and-t_2657214.jpg) > [I feel like I'm watching a Cher video, Cotton. -Pepper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dodgeball/i-feel-like-i-m-watching-a-cher-video-cotton-pepper/) [Dodgeball](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dodgeball/) [Feel Like](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/feel-like/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/48e/dodgeball-20762_feel-like_i-feel-like-i-m-watching-a-cher-video-co_2795298.jpg) > [Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! Nobody! -White Goodman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dodgeball/nobody-makes-me-bleed-my-own-blood-nobody-white-goodman/) [Dodgeball](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dodgeball/) [Bleed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bleed/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/93f/dodgeball-20762_white-goodman_nobody-makes-me-bleed-my-own-blood-nobod_298418.jpg) ## Dodgeball by topic [White Goodman (13)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/white-goodman/dodgeball/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dodgeball/#itemlist", "name": "Dodgeball Quotes", "numberOfItems": 30, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Thank you, Chuck Norris. -Peter LaFleur", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Dodgeball" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dodgeball/thank-you-chuck-norris-peter-lafleur/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a42/dodgeball-20762_quote_thank-you-chuck-norris-peter-lafleur-146_1465421.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a42/dodgeball-20762_quote_thank-you-chuck-norris-peter-lafleur-146_1465421.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a42/dodgeball-20762_quote_thank-you-chuck-norris-peter-lafleur-146_1465421.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Thank you, Chuck Norris. -Peter LaFleur” — Dodgeball", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Oh my sweet dick, it's magic. -Patches O Houlihan", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Dodgeball" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dodgeball/oh-my-sweet-dick-it-s-magic-patches-o-houlihan/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c89/dodgeball-20762_dick_oh-my-sweet-dick-it-s-magic-patches-o-ho_2825004.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c89/dodgeball-20762_dick_oh-my-sweet-dick-it-s-magic-patches-o-ho_2825004.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c89/dodgeball-20762_dick_oh-my-sweet-dick-it-s-magic-patches-o-ho_2825004.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Oh my sweet dick, it's magic. -Patches O Houlihan” — Dodgeball", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball! 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