--- title: "3 Dennis Quotes" description: "Dennis or Denis is a first or last name from the Greco-Roman name Dionysius, via one of the Christian saints named Dionysius. Browse 3 Dennis quotes." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a10/dennis-54411_executive-power_dennis-oh-but-you-can-t-expect-to-wield_797804.jpg" --- # Dennis **3** quotes in **13** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet Dennis or Denis is a first or last name from the Greco-Roman name Dionysius, via one of the Christian saints named Dionysius. ## Quotes by Dennis > [“Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis/dennis-oh-but-you-can-t-expect-to-wield-supreme-executive-power-just/) [Dennis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis/) [Executive power](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/executive-power/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a10/dennis-54411_executive-power_dennis-oh-but-you-can-t-expect-to-wield_797804.jpg) > [THEY PAINTED UP YOUR SECRETS WITH THE LIES THEY TOLD TO YOU AND THE MOST THEY EVER GAVE WAS THE LEST YOU…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis/they-painted-up-your-secrets-with-the-lies-they-told-to-you-and-the/) [DENNIS](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis/) [Dreams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dreams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/38d/dennis-54411_dreams_they-painted-up-your-secrets-with-the-li_918576.jpg) > [For you sheila... HAPPY VANENTINES DAY it's valentines day I'm broke and you know it so instead of a dinner I got…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis/for-you-sheila-happy-vanentines-day-it-s-valentines-day-i-m-broke-and/) [Dennis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis/) [Flowers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/flowers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9b4/dennis-54411_flowers_for-you-sheila-happy-vanentines-day-it-s_3001853.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis/#itemlist", "name": "Dennis Quotes", "numberOfItems": 3, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Dennis" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis/dennis-oh-but-you-can-t-expect-to-wield-supreme-executive-power-just/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a10/dennis-54411_executive-power_dennis-oh-but-you-can-t-expect-to-wield_797804.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a10/dennis-54411_executive-power_dennis-oh-but-you-can-t-expect-to-wield_797804.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a10/dennis-54411_executive-power_dennis-oh-but-you-can-t-expect-to-wield_797804.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a…” — Dennis", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "THEY PAINTED UP YOUR SECRETS WITH THE LIES THEY TOLD TO YOU AND THE MOST THEY EVER GAVE WAS THE LEST YOU EVER KNEW AND YOU WONDERED WHERE THOSE DREAMS GO WHEN THE WORLD GOT IN YOUR WAY WHATS THE POINT IN ALL THIS CRYING NO ONES LISTING ANYWAY", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Dennis" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis/they-painted-up-your-secrets-with-the-lies-they-told-to-you-and-the/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/38d/dennis-54411_dreams_they-painted-up-your-secrets-with-the-li_918576.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/38d/dennis-54411_dreams_they-painted-up-your-secrets-with-the-li_918576.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/38d/dennis-54411_dreams_they-painted-up-your-secrets-with-the-li_918576.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“THEY PAINTED UP YOUR SECRETS WITH THE LIES THEY TOLD TO YOU AND THE MOST THEY EVER GAVE WAS THE LEST YOU…” — DENNIS", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "For you sheila... HAPPY VANENTINES DAY it's valentines day I'm broke and you know it so instead of a dinner I got you a poet you know in my brain things are often all twisted so I wrote you some poems and below they are listed roses are red they're not for free just hold my beer while I go make pee roses are red your finger they prick the cost of a dozen made me feel sick it' valentine day babe this you must know cuz I warmed up your car and cleaned off the snow roses are red violets are blue let's make love i won't charge you roses r red that you can't switch ur still my best girl so here's a sandwich roses are red to the heart they are dear happy valentines day baby now get me a beer roses r red many men u please i think it's far time your increased your fees roses are roses the price made me sick you know I'm a mason so I got you a brick violets are blue oh no they're not but one thing holds true I still think you're hot violets are soft but roses have thorns it's valentins day baby so wear your best horns it's valentine day honey didn't write you a song to suprise you tonight i'll be wearing a thong no chocolate this holiday i think it's a farse not to mention honey they go right to your arse (oh oh! ) roses are pretty but soon they're all dead we'll make better memories together in bed on valentine's day sweetheart I know what your wish is i'll vaccum the parlor and do all the dishes a valintine card is often too corny to hell with the poem let's just get horny roses are red and so is a brick a romantic dinner and then (i better not finish this one) these poem just keep comming my brain's running hot i can just keep on rhyming but I think I best not so… i hope that this valentine gives you a lift sorry to say sweetheart this is your gift all jokes put aside one thing does stay true after 36 yrs sheila I'm still loving you ***with love*** your husband Happy Valentine's Day :)", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Dennis" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis/for-you-sheila-happy-vanentines-day-it-s-valentines-day-i-m-broke-and/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9b4/dennis-54411_flowers_for-you-sheila-happy-vanentines-day-it-s_3001853.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9b4/dennis-54411_flowers_for-you-sheila-happy-vanentines-day-it-s_3001853.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9b4/dennis-54411_flowers_for-you-sheila-happy-vanentines-day-it-s_3001853.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“For you sheila... 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