--- title: "4 Denis Boyles Quotes - Famous Writer" description: "American writer and academic... | Denis Boyles was a journalist, editor, university lecturer and the author/editor of several books of poetry, travel/hi..." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b018/author-denis-boyles-68261.jpg" --- ![Portrait of Denis Boyles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b018/author-denis-boyles-68261.jpg) # Denis Boyles (1953) Writer **4** quotes in **49** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet Denis Boyles is a writer. ## Quick Facts About Denis Boyles Born January 1, 1953 Profession Writer ## About Denis Boyles American writer and academic... \| Denis Boyles was a journalist, editor, university lecturer and the author/editor of several books of poetry, travel/history, criticism, humor, practical advice and essays. His work has appeared in many American and European magazines and newspapers. He died in 2023. ## Quotes by Denis Boyles > [Europeans hate the way Americans talk. They think we're loud and uncouth and they don't like our jokes, except for Michael Moore.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/denis-boyles/europeans-hate-the-way-americans-talk-they-think-we-re-loud-and/) [Denis Boyles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/denis-boyles/) [Americans](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/americans/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f80/denis-boyles-68261_americans_europeans-hate-the-way-americans-talk-th_167928.jpg) > [The latest report says the results of an investigation will be released in three or four weeks. That's a long time for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/denis-boyles/the-latest-report-says-the-results-of-an-investigation-will-be/) [Denis Boyles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/denis-boyles/) [America](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/america/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3aa/denis-boyles-68261_america_the-latest-report-says-the-results-of-an_548810.jpg) > [If stupid hurt, the whole planet would be a world of pain.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/denis-boyles/if-stupid-hurt-the-whole-planet-would-be-a-world-of-pain/) [Denis Boyles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/denis-boyles/) [Hurt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hurt/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b33/denis-boyles-68261_hurt_if-stupid-hurt-the-whole-planet-would-be_821137.jpg) > [With their endless vacations and pint-sized workweeks, Europe can't produce enough of anything - including more Europeans - to save themselves from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/denis-boyles/with-their-endless-vacations-and-pint-sized-workweeks-europe-can-t/) [Denis Boyles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/denis-boyles/) [Comatose](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/comatose/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/426/denis-boyles-68261_comatose_with-their-endless-vacations-and-pint-si_1956567.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/denis-boyles/#itemlist", "name": "Denis Boyles Quotes", "numberOfItems": 4, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Europeans hate the way Americans talk. 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