--- title: "4 David Wishart Quotes" description: "David S. Wishart, a Canadian researcher, serves as a Distinguished University Professor in both the Department of Biological Sciences and the Department..." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e6d/david-wishart-68930_amateur-detective_my-tongue-tasted-like-a-gladiator-s-jock_196207.jpg" --- # David Wishart **4** quotes in **4** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet David S. Wishart, a Canadian researcher, serves as a Distinguished University Professor in both the Department of Biological Sciences and the Department of Computing Science at the University of Alberta and remains active in metabolomics, exposomics, artificial intelligence, cheminformatics, precisi ## Quotes by David Wishart > [ “My tongue tasted like a gladiator's jockstrap \[Marcus Corvinus after a night out\]” ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wishart/my-tongue-tasted-like-a-gladiator-s-jockstrap-marcus-corvinus-after-a/) David Wishart [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e6d/david-wishart-68930_amateur-detective_my-tongue-tasted-like-a-gladiator-s-jock_196207.jpg) > [“These pastoral-poet guys with their bleating goats and oaten pipes can stuff their phalaecean hendecasyllabics where the sun don't shine.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wishart/these-pastoral-poet-guys-with-their-bleating-goats-and-oaten-pipes/) David Wishart [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8b1/david-wishart-68930_poetry_these-pastoral-poet-guys-with-their-blea_996859.jpg) > [“over again just what your husband said? Exactly, word for word, if you can.’ ‘If you want me to.’ She took a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wishart/over-again-just-what-your-husband-said-exactly-word-for-word-if-you/) David Wishart [Marriage](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/marriage/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/290/david-wishart-68930_marriage_over-again-just-what-your-husband-said-e_2135813.jpg) > [“the emperor had chewed off his balls and stuffed a one-way ticket to the Black Sea up his rectum \[Marcus Corvinus explains…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wishart/the-emperor-had-chewed-off-his-balls-and-stuffed-a-one-way-ticket-to/) David Wishart [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/266/david-wishart-68930_amateur-detective_the-emperor-had-chewed-off-his-balls-and_2620885.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-wishart/#itemlist", "name": "David Wishart Quotes", "numberOfItems": 4, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“My tongue tasted like a gladiator's jockstrap [Marcus Corvinus after a night out]”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "David Wishart" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wishart/my-tongue-tasted-like-a-gladiator-s-jockstrap-marcus-corvinus-after-a/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e6d/david-wishart-68930_amateur-detective_my-tongue-tasted-like-a-gladiator-s-jock_196207.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e6d/david-wishart-68930_amateur-detective_my-tongue-tasted-like-a-gladiator-s-jock_196207.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e6d/david-wishart-68930_amateur-detective_my-tongue-tasted-like-a-gladiator-s-jock_196207.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“My tongue tasted like a gladiator's jockstrap [Marcus Corvinus after a night out]” — David Wishart", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“These pastoral-poet guys with their bleating goats and oaten pipes can stuff their phalaecean hendecasyllabics where the sun don't shine.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "David Wishart" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wishart/these-pastoral-poet-guys-with-their-bleating-goats-and-oaten-pipes/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8b1/david-wishart-68930_poetry_these-pastoral-poet-guys-with-their-blea_996859.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8b1/david-wishart-68930_poetry_these-pastoral-poet-guys-with-their-blea_996859.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8b1/david-wishart-68930_poetry_these-pastoral-poet-guys-with-their-blea_996859.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“These pastoral-poet guys with their bleating goats and oaten pipes can stuff their phalaecean…” — David Wishart", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“over again just what your husband said? Exactly, word for word, if you can.’ ‘If you want me to.’ She took a moment to think. ‘He said he was walking along the quay towards the bit at the end where the ship carrying his cargo was berthed. While he was about to pass another ship that was being loaded the crane that was doing it dropped a netful of amphoras right in front of him. I said something fatuous like, “Good heavens, you might’ve been killed!” and he laughed and said, “No, I was just lucky, that’s all.” And then he changed the subject and asked me how my day had been.’ I played the words back in my head, but they still didn’t make sense. ‘Hang on, lady,’ I said. ‘He said, “No”. You’re sure about that? “No”, not “Yes”?’ ‘That’s right. “No, I was just lucky”. 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