--- title: "4 David J. West Quotes" description: "David J. West has 4 quotes on SMS4Smile. Browse their most insightful sayings." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b018/author-david-j-west-70227.jpg" --- ![Portrait of David J. West](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b018/author-david-j-west-70227.jpg) # David J. West **4** quotes in **19** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet ## Quotes by David J. West > [“Two turds with one stone!” shouted Ogre, making a fist of triumph. Several shots in his general direction had him ducking and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-j-west/two-turds-with-one-stone-shouted-ogre-making-a-fist-of-triumph/) [David J. West](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-j-west/) [Ogre](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/ogre-135144/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/134/david-j-west-70227_ogre_two-turds-with-one-stone-shouted-ogre-ma_641212.jpg) > [“Iacocca? Outside of Wendover? Next to the damn Utah Tree. It looks more like a silver cigar.” “I’d”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-j-west/iacocca-outside-of-wendover-next-to-the-damn-utah-tree-it-looks-more/) [David J. West](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-j-west/) [Iacocca Outside](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/iacocca-outside-1436421/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ca3/david-j-west-70227_quote_iacocca-outside-of-wendover-next-to-the_922172.jpg) > [“We didn’t hit a cosmic roach again did we?” Ogre asked,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-j-west/we-didn-t-hit-a-cosmic-roach-again-did-we-ogre-asked/) [David J. West](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-j-west/) [Ogre](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/ogre-135144/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/781/david-j-west-70227_quote_we-didn-t-hit-a-cosmic-roach-again-did-w_1017863.jpg) > [“The colossal steel and concrete monstrosity was leaning forty-five degrees crooked beside the highway with those same eerie green flames sputtering about…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-j-west/the-colossal-steel-and-concrete-monstrosity-was-leaning-forty-five/) [David J. West](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-j-west/) [Monstrosity](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/monstrosity/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c36/david-j-west-70227_quote_the-colossal-steel-and-concrete-monstros_2253598.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-j-west/#itemlist", "name": "David J. 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