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# Dave Dutton

(1947)   Actor

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Dave Dutton is an actor.

## Quick Facts About Dave Dutton

Born August 19, 1947

Profession Actor

## About Dave Dutton

British actor... \| Dave Dutton is an English actor. He first came to public recognition when he played the part of Oswald, the eccentric cafe owner in Granada television's situation comedy, Watching. He has played roles in many different television series including Heartbeat and The Royal. He has also played eleven di

##  Quotes by Dave Dutton

> [I got thrown out of Alcoholics because when the other clients saw me they thought they were having the DT's](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-dutton/i-got-thrown-out-of-alcoholics-because-when-the-other-clients-saw-me/)

Dave Dutton

[Alcohol](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/alcohol/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2d6/dave-dutton-90913_alcohol_i-got-thrown-out-of-alcoholics-because-w_101944.jpg)

> [Of course prostitutes have babies. Where do you think traffic wardens come from?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-dutton/of-course-prostitutes-have-babies-where-do-you-think-traffic-wardens/)

Dave Dutton

[Baby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/baby/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/51f/dave-dutton-90913_baby_of-course-prostitutes-have-babies-where_2923086.png)

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