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title: "41 Dark Jar Tin Zoo Quotes"
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# Dark Jar Tin Zoo

 **41** quotes in **201** categories

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##  Quotes by Dark Jar Tin Zoo

> [“If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/if-i-could-bronze-my-love-it-d-be-worthy-of-a-silver-medal/)

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[Bronze](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bronze/)

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> [“I love like I’m thirsty. Can I offer you a tall glass of Sahara sand? ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/i-love-like-i-m-thirsty-can-i-offer-you-a-tall-glass-of-sahara-sand/)

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[Desert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/desert/)

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> [“Love isn't two matching unicycles. Love is a bicycle—and mine just got stolen. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/love-isn-t-two-matching-unicycles-love-is-a-bicycle-and-mine-just-got/)

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[Absurd](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/absurd/)

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> [“I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/i-love-full-on-like-65-mph-in-a-handicapped-parking-spot/)

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[Absurd](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/absurd/)

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> [“I make love like never, only less often. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/i-make-love-like-never-only-less-often/)

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[Funny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/)

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> [“I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/i-m-a-dog-lover-and-sex-addict-those-two-things-are-unrelated/)

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[Animal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/animal/)

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> [“Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/love-is-a-banana-first-you-peel-it-and-then-you-roll-on-the-condom/)

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[Banana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/banana/)

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> [“My love is sticky, like glue. I'd kill a horse just to give you some. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/my-love-is-sticky-like-glue-i-d-kill-a-horse-just-to-give-you-some/)

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[Funny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/)

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> [“I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I’d better go drown myself before I freeze to death. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/i-am-in-love-and-the-river-is-beginning-to-ice-over-i-d-better-go/)

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[Cold](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cold/)

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> [“I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/i-love-being-in-love-but-i-also-love-other-things-like-not-being/)

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[Funny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/)

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> [“Love is meant to be sipped, rather than chugged, like a glass of wine you drink strait from the bottle. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/love-is-meant-to-be-sipped-rather-than-chugged-like-a-glass-of-wine/)

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[Drink](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/drink/)

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> [“We made love like two people trying to make love like three people in the trunk of a car. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/we-made-love-like-two-people-trying-to-make-love-like-three-people-in/)

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[Funny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/)

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> [“If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/if-you-have-the-woman-you-love-what-more-do-you-need-well-besides-an/)

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[Alibi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/alibi/)

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> [“I love that she loves me a 10, on a 5-point scale. Well, I know it’s a 5-point scale, though I asked…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/i-love-that-she-loves-me-a-10-on-a-5-point-scale-well-i-know-it-s-a-5/)

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[Answer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/answer/)

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> [“Love is like encountering a forest and having to chop down every tree but one. Oh, and you have to chop down…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/love-is-like-encountering-a-forest-and-having-to-chop-down-every-tree/)

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[Forestry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/forestry/)

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> [“Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/our-love-was-a-two-person-game-at-least-until-one-of-us-died-and-the/)

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[Death](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/death/)

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> [“She told me she loved me. She told me a lot of things. Some of those things were true, and some of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/she-told-me-she-loved-me-she-told-me-a-lot-of-things-some-of-those/)

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[Communication](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/communication/)

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> [“I had a dream about you. We installed Dr. Robert Jarvik’s artificial heart in a mannequin and brought it to life, only…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/i-had-a-dream-about-you-we-installed-dr-robert-jarvik-s-artificial/)

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[Dream](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dream/)

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> [“I had a dream about you. You looked like you, but you also looked like a mannequin. And I looked like me,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/i-had-a-dream-about-you-you-looked-like-you-but-you-also-looked-like/)

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[Dreaming](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dreaming/)

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> [“I had a dream about you. At first you were a mannequin, and I was a fashion designer. Then, inexplicably, we switched…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/i-had-a-dream-about-you-at-first-you-were-a-mannequin-and-i-was-a/)

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[Dream](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dream/)

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> [“I had a dream about you. In my dream I stole all your money, kidnapped your parents, and mailed you mannequin parts…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/i-had-a-dream-about-you-in-my-dream-i-stole-all-your-money-kidnapped/)

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[Dream](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dream/)

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> [“Love is bread and water to the soul. My relationships are quite soggy. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/love-is-bread-and-water-to-the-soul-my-relationships-are-quite-soggy/)

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[Bread](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bread/)

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> [“I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am! ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/i-am-the-trolley-of-love-free-rides-before-noon-and-after-11-58-am/)

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[Free](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/free/)

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> [“I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/i-make-love-with-a-focus-and-intensity-that-most-people-reserve-for/)

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[Focus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/focus/)

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> [“Love is the point where Yes meets Yesterday, and that's why I put the No in Now. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/love-is-the-point-where-yes-meets-yesterday-and-that-s-why-i-put-the/)

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[Funny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/)

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> [“My love’s got a lot of love to give. Unfortunately, she gives none of it to me. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/my-love-s-got-a-lot-of-love-to-give-unfortunately-she-gives-none-of/)

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[Funny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/)

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> [“In bed, I can go for hours. Oh yes, I love naps. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/in-bed-i-can-go-for-hours-oh-yes-i-love-naps/)

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[Funny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/funny/)

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> [“She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That’s life. That’s love. That’s fiscally…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/she-gave-me-money-to-buy-condoms-and-instead-i-bought-a-book-of-baby/)

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[Babies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/babies/)

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> [“Love is inaudible—until you hear it. And once you do, you’ll never forget the sound of her voice. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/love-is-inaudible-until-you-hear-it-and-once-you-do-you-ll-never/)

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[Amy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/amy/)

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> [“We made love like green is blue. That’s because we were only half into it, though for the record I was the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/we-made-love-like-green-is-blue-that-s-because-we-were-only-half-into/)

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[Blue](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/blue/)

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> [“To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/to-find-out-if-she-really-loved-me-i-hooked-her-up-to-a-lie-detector/)

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[Broken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/broken/)

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> [“I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/i-unwrapped-my-love-for-her-like-one-might-unwrap-leftovers-gotta-eat/)

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[Absurd](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/absurd/)

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> [“We had an unspoken love for one another. Probably because she’d never talk to me or return my phone calls or texts. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/we-had-an-unspoken-love-for-one-another-probably-because-she-d-never/)

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[Communicate](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/communicate/)

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> [“I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/i-make-love-like-sausage-is-to-bacon-as-brick-is-to-blanket-somebody/)

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[Bacon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bacon/)

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> [“I make love like farm equipment—not to farm equipment. There is a difference, though my cousin can’t tell it. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/i-make-love-like-farm-equipment-not-to-farm-equipment-there-is-a/)

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[Cousin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cousin/)

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> [“The only time I drink milk is when I drink coffee. I make love the same way—contributing 2% as I just sort…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/the-only-time-i-drink-milk-is-when-i-drink-coffee-i-make-love-the/)

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[Coffee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/coffee/)

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> [“She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/she-asked-if-i-loved-another-woman-so-i-answered-honestly-and-said/)

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[Another woman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/another-woman/)

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> [“I make love like a snake disguised as an elephant and a donkey. But I mustn’t talk about sexual congress and Congress…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/i-make-love-like-a-snake-disguised-as-an-elephant-and-a-donkey-but-i/)

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[Congress](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/congress/)

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> [“We made love like a half a minute. I brought the thirty seconds, and she provided the excuse as to why she…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/we-made-love-like-a-half-a-minute-i-brought-the-thirty-seconds-and/)

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[Enough time](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/enough-time/)

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> [“Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/making-love-to-me-is-amazing-wait-i-meant-making-love-to-me-is/)

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## Dark Jar Tin Zoo by topic

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