--- title: "2 Danny King Quotes" description: "Danny King has 2 quotes on SMS4Smile. Browse their most insightful sayings." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/59c/danny-king-95265_time_i-love-cats-they-re-great-intelligent-af_141772.jpg" --- # Danny King **2** quotes in **4** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet ## Quotes by Danny King > [“I love cats, they're great; intelligent, affectionate, lovable, and this one was particularly nice, so picking it up and giving it a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/danny-king/i-love-cats-they-re-great-intelligent-affectionate-lovable-and-this/) [Danny King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/danny-king/) [Cats](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cats/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/59c/danny-king-95265_time_i-love-cats-they-re-great-intelligent-af_141772.jpg) > [“Firstly, being a local councillor, he was probably a cunt! A real 'book-waving-starch-underpants-wearing-precedent - quoting-sub-section-paragraph-thee-looking-up' sort of arsehole who lived his life…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/danny-king/firstly-being-a-local-councillor-he-was-probably-a-cunt-a-real-book/) [Danny King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/danny-king/) [Life](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/life/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/362/danny-king-95265_life_firstly-being-a-local-councillor-he-was_2392296.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/danny-king/#itemlist", "name": "Danny King Quotes", "numberOfItems": 2, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I love cats, they're great; intelligent, affectionate, lovable, and this one was particularly nice, so picking it up and giving it a few slaps and a bit of a rough time was galling, even though it was unfortunately necessary. 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