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# Dana Schwartz

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Dana Jae Schwartz is an American screenwriter, and author. She also writes and hosts Noble Blood, a historical weekly podcast for iHeartMedia about the dark side of monarchy.

##  Quotes by Dana Schwartz

> [“The only other American is a boy from California whose name and face are equally forgettable, like a contestant on The Bachelorette…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dana-schwartz/the-only-other-american-is-a-boy-from-california-whose-name-and-face/)

Dana Schwartz

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8e7/dana-schwartz-69522_contestant_the-only-other-american-is-a-boy-from-ca_670855.jpg)

> [“She ignores my hilarious joke and continues surveying my room, her fingers playing with the chunky turquoise necklace that sits above her…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dana-schwartz/she-ignores-my-hilarious-joke-and-continues-surveying-my-room-her/)

Dana Schwartz

[Mermaid](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/mermaid/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c51/dana-schwartz-69522_little-mermaid_she-ignores-my-hilarious-joke-and-contin_1283271.jpg)

> [“BECOMING AN ARTIST IS A RECKLESS ACT OF INSANITY. BUT, IF I MAY QUOTE A PLAY THAT I THINK MIGHT BE A…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dana-schwartz/becoming-an-artist-is-a-reckless-act-of-insanity-but-if-i-may-quote-a/)

Dana Schwartz

[Art](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/art/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e18/dana-schwartz-69522_art_becoming-an-artist-is-a-reckless-act-of_1837314.jpg)

> [“You get to choose what you want to be. You don’t need skills you were born with or permission. If you want…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dana-schwartz/you-get-to-choose-what-you-want-to-be-you-don-t-need-skills-you-were/)

Dana Schwartz

[Art](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/art/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1e1/dana-schwartz-69522_art_you-get-to-choose-what-you-want-to-be-yo_2938220.jpg)

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