--- title: "2 D.L. Christopher Quotes" description: "D.L. Christopher has 2 quotes on SMS4Smile. Browse their most insightful sayings." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/425/d-l-christopher-95820_shortage_there-was-a-shortage-of-soft-furnishings_181725.jpg" --- # D.L. Christopher **2** quotes in **3** categories Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet ## Quotes by D.L. Christopher > [“...there was a shortage of soft furnishings and I’m sorry to say I was forced to use hard liquor.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/d-l-christopher/there-was-a-shortage-of-soft-furnishings-and-i-m-sorry-to-say-i-was/) [D.L. Christopher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/d-l-christopher/) [Shortage](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/shortage/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/425/d-l-christopher-95820_shortage_there-was-a-shortage-of-soft-furnishings_181725.jpg) > [“There is no room in History for conjecture. History is fact because it deals with facts, you’ll learn in time...' 'Fuck that,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/d-l-christopher/there-is-no-room-in-history-for-conjecture-history-is-fact-because-it/) [D.L. Christopher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/d-l-christopher/) [Conjecture](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/conjecture/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/54a/d-l-christopher-95820_history_there-is-no-room-in-history-for-conjectu_1979804.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/d-l-christopher/#itemlist", "name": "D.L. Christopher Quotes", "numberOfItems": 2, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“...there was a shortage of soft furnishings and I’m sorry to say I was forced to use hard liquor.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "D.L. 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