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# Craig Machen

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##  Quotes by Craig Machen

> [“I like it here. I like the girls, and I like the DJ's, and the cocktail waitresses, and the loud rock'n'roll (though…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-machen/i-like-it-here-i-like-the-girls-and-i-like-the-dj-s-and-the-cocktail/)

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