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# Christy Gissendaner

 **4** quotes in **3** categories

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##  Quotes by Christy Gissendaner

> [“I understand toilets were not yet invented when you were born, but is it really so hard to put the seat down?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christy-gissendaner/i-understand-toilets-were-not-yet-invented-when-you-were-born-but-is/)

Christy Gissendaner

[Humor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9a8/christy-gissendaner-67860_humor_i-understand-toilets-were-not-yet-invent_353595.jpg)

> [“Less than an hour ago, you were a big furry dog. I’ve dated worse.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christy-gissendaner/less-than-an-hour-ago-you-were-a-big-furry-dog-i-ve-dated-worse/)

Christy Gissendaner

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/18e/christy-gissendaner-67860_dated_less-than-an-hour-ago-you-were-a-big-fur_536717.jpg)

> [“Nine hundred years without sex. This is gonna be interesting.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christy-gissendaner/nine-hundred-years-without-sex-this-is-gonna-be-interesting/)

Christy Gissendaner

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c3b/christy-gissendaner-67860_quote_nine-hundred-years-without-sex-this-is-g_2113916.jpg)

> [“Forgive me if I don’t trust a naked male who claims to be a dog.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christy-gissendaner/forgive-me-if-i-don-t-trust-a-naked-male-who-claims-to-be-a-dog/)

Christy Gissendaner

[Dog](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dog/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a03/christy-gissendaner-67860_dog_forgive-me-if-i-don-t-trust-a-naked-male_3202941.jpg)

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