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title: "3 Chris Haslam Quotes"
description: "Chris Haslam has 3 quotes on SMS4Smile. Browse their most insightful sayings."
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# Chris Haslam

 **3** quotes in **8** categories

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##  Quotes by Chris Haslam

> [“Love is a bastard born of rape,raised in bondage and let loose on a naive society to destroy convention and defy the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-haslam/love-is-a-bastard-born-of-rape-raised-in-bondage-and-let-loose-on-a/)

Chris Haslam

[Beauty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/beauty/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c2d/chris-haslam-82052_beauty_love-is-a-bastard-born-of-rape-raised-in_359400.jpg)

> [“Art failed death as much as religion failed life, leaving me un prepared for either”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-haslam/art-failed-death-as-much-as-religion-failed-life-leaving-me-un/)

Chris Haslam

[Art](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/art/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b97/chris-haslam-82052_art_art-failed-death-as-much-as-religion-fai_1270020.jpg)

> [“A priest and a drug dealer both sell products that offer everlasting joy...although the drug dealers product is cheaper with fewer strings…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-haslam/a-priest-and-a-drug-dealer-both-sell-products-that-offer-everlasting/)

Chris Haslam

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/761/chris-haslam-82052_drug-dealers_a-priest-and-a-drug-dealer-both-sell-pro_2764556.jpg)

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