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# Chasta Schneider

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##  Quotes by Chasta Schneider

> [“So basically you're just a fucking train wreck?" she joked. "I prefer conflicted," I corrected.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chasta-schneider/so-basically-you-re-just-a-fucking-train-wreck-she-joked-i-prefer/)

Chasta Schneider

[Conflicted](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/conflicted/)

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> [“..."Kevin is nothing like Kellan," I explained. "He looks like him." "Is that all you're interested in? "Of course you idiot." I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chasta-schneider/kevin-is-nothing-like-kellan-i-explained-he-looks-like-him-is-that/)

Chasta Schneider

[Best friends](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/best-friends/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/82b/chasta-schneider-67468_best-friends_kevin-is-nothing-like-kellan-i-explained_1559351.jpg)

> [“My reason for being an author? Because I love to write - it fulfills me. But the fact that I entertain others…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chasta-schneider/my-reason-for-being-an-author-because-i-love-to-write-it-fulfills-me/)

Chasta Schneider

[Books](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/books/)

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> [“I thought bridesmaid's dresses were supposed to be horrid and ugly to make the bride more stunning," I joked to her in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chasta-schneider/i-thought-bridesmaid-s-dresses-were-supposed-to-be-horrid-and-ugly-to/)

Chasta Schneider

[Best friends](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/best-friends/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fe5/chasta-schneider-67468_best-friends_i-thought-bridesmaid-s-dresses-were-supp_2661624.jpg)

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