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# Charlie Viracola

(1963)   Writer

 **3** quotes in **18** categories

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Charlie Viracola is a writer.

## Quick Facts About Charlie Viracola

Born June 24, 1963

Profession Writer

## About Charlie Viracola

American comedian...

##  Quotes by Charlie Viracola

> [You couldn't be a racist and live in L.A.; you'd be exhausted.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlie-viracola/you-couldn-t-be-a-racist-and-live-in-l-a-you-d-be-exhausted/)

Charlie Viracola

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> [I went out in my yard and saw a snake, so I got really scared, and I came back inside to get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlie-viracola/i-went-out-in-my-yard-and-saw-a-snake-so-i-got-really-scared-and-i/)

Charlie Viracola

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> [Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Claus. Unfortunately, so did my parents. So I never…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlie-viracola/christmas-always-sucked-when-i-was-a-kid-because-i-believed-in-santa/)

Charlie Viracola

[Christmas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/christmas/)

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