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title: "2 Cave Johnson Portal 2 Quotes"
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# Cave Johnson Portal 2

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Cave Johnson is a fictional character from the Portal franchise first introduced in the 2011 video game Portal 2. He is voiced by American actor J. K. Simmons and created in part by Portal 2's designer Erik Wolpaw. He is referenced by a computer username in the first game and appears indirectly in P

##  Quotes by Cave Johnson Portal 2

> [“I been thinken'. when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade!! get mad! I dont want your damn lemons! demand to see…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cave-johnson-portal-2/i-been-thinken-when-life-gives-you-lemons-don-t-make-lemonade-get-mad/)

Cave Johnson Portal 2

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cb9/cave-johnson-portal-2-109259_cave-johnson_i-been-thinken-when-life-gives-you-lemon_406216.jpg)

> [“Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cave-johnson-portal-2/alright-i-ve-been-thinking-when-life-gives-you-lemons-don-t-make/)

Cave Johnson Portal 2

[Lemons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/lemons/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5f6/cave-johnson-portal-2-109259_life_alright-i-ve-been-thinking-when-life-giv_2074840.jpg)

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